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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...the poster directly above you. What *three* words do you say?

Play nice

BG x

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Morning sexy

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Morning sexy"

Where's she gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning sexy

Where's she gone"

Its wet here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shouldn't you be in Edinburgh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...the poster directly above you. What *three* words do you say?

Play nice

BG x"

Good morning gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...the poster directly above you. What *three* words do you say?

Play nice

BG x

Good morning gorgeous

Get on top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy another fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy another fuck

Yes I do.....

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy another fuck

Yes I do.....

Snog me dammit

Peach x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Coffee my love?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Want some more?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Coffee my love?"

Yes please my darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee my love?"

Pork scratching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee my love?

Pork scratching?"

I’ll have tea

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Coffee my love?

Yes please my darling"

Need your glasses?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee my love?

Pork scratching?

I’ll have tea

We’ve not had breakfast yet is it that late already?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Faf?"

Take a photo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Faf?

Take a photo? "

Of what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Faf?

Take a photo?

Of what?"

You can’t count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Faf?

Take a photo?

Of what?

You can’t count

Nope poor reader

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By *atsun xxxMan over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"Faf?

Take a photo?

Of what?

You can’t count

Nope poor reader

Falls asleep again

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By *essThePirateWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Faf?

Take a photo?

Of what?"

How Sweet. You got all dressed up..work.it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Faf?

Take a photo?

Of what?

You can’t count

Nope poor reader

Share the shower? X

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By *ames3212Man over a year ago

sunderland

Ready for round 2?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Christ, we didn’t, did we?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ, we didn’t, did we?

No thank God!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christ, we didn’t, did we?

No thank God!"

I heard different

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

Squidge my bum! Pleeeeeeease!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's my birthday????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my birthday????

Here's your pressie

Peach x

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By *w79Man over a year ago

Stalbridge

What would you like me to do for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my birthday????

Here's your pressie

Peach x"

Heads or tails?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"It's my birthday????

Here's your pressie

Peach x

Heads or tails?

Did you fart?

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"It's my birthday????

Here's your pressie

Peach x

Heads or tails?

Nice onesie g3orgie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my birthday????

Here's your pressie

Peach x

Heads or tails?

Nice onesie g3orgie!"

Get over here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

You're still here?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my birthday????

Here's your pressie

Peach x

Heads or tails?

Nice onesie g3orgie!

Get over here

Am I gay

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Am I invisible?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Am I invisible?

No you aren't

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Am I invisible?

No you aren't

Phew, hello you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I invisible?

No you aren't

Phew, hello you.

Goooooood morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What happened here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the craic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was we dr*nk

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"What's the craic?"

Fasten your shirt

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Wrong bed darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lost your spectacles?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Get kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get kettle on "

Get back on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Get kettle on

Get back on

Yeee harrr cowboy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spoon me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spoon me please

Make a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spoon me please

Dreams come true.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Spoon me please

Dreams come true."

Tea or snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snuggle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon sarnie luv?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spoon me please

Dreams come true.

Tea or snuggle?

WHO ARE YOU!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure thing buddy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Sausage bap then?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Spoon me please

Dreams come true.

Tea or snuggle?

WHO ARE YOU!!?"

I've no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spoon me please

Dreams come true.

Tea or snuggle?

WHO ARE YOU!!?

I've no idea

Pucker up, sexy

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Spoon me please

Dreams come true.

Tea or snuggle?

WHO ARE YOU!!?

I've no idea

Pucker up, sexy

Come in closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swerve the sausage bap lets have the full monty x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Swerve the sausage bap lets have the full monty x"

You can’t count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"White coffee please "

How many sugars?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not you again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sweet enough;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet enough;)"

In that case I need sixteen!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm sweet enough;)"

Yes, you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet enough;)

Yes, you are

Massage your back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet enough;)

Yes, you are

Massage your back?

What's up Doc?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sweet enough;)

Yes, you are

Massage your back?

What's up Doc?

Not my peccadillo!

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By *duk70Man over a year ago

langley

Let’s go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Houston, we have a problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houston, we have a problem.

You was a 6ft blue eyed blonde last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houston, we have a problem.

You was a 6ft blue eyed blonde last night

You can't count

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Houston, we have a problem.

You was a 6ft blue eyed blonde last night

Push over lads

Madame B

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Houston, we have a problem.

You was a 6ft blue eyed blonde last night

You can't count

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houston, we have a problem.

You was a 6ft blue eyed blonde last night

You can't count

Haha oh yh

apologies x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houston, we have a problem.

You was a 6ft blue eyed blonde last night

Push over lads

Madame B"

Gladly. Which position?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Houston, we have a problem.

You was a 6ft blue eyed blonde last night

You can't count

Ha ha ha

Ok ok I’m getting the hang of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody Sambuca again!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Where's your friend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you walk??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my pants

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

That was banging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was banging "

Let's go again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dirty dirty girl

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"Dirty dirty girl "

A A calm down calm down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dirty dirty girl

A A calm down calm down

Go again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suit u sir

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

Kiss me now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you want tea ?

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

What you doing here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chew on that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you doing here

Tying you up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you doing here

Tying you up

Spreader bar too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you doing here

Tying you up

Spreader bar too?"

Of course madame

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Not so hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play the banjo

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Dont do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I m in heaven??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One more time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I m in heaven??"

Where is Penwit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh la la

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whos banjos this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont do that

I just have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like my sausage

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Is that IT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It works wonders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No not really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Im spiderwoman not wonderwoman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move....your....PENIS!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lets slip in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wheres my watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres my watch

Thank you God

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres my watch

I'm lying on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're no doctor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres my watch

Put it away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wana play nurse

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Omg man suit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres my watch

Put it away

But where tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My your wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres my watch

I'm lying on it

Hmmmm hmmm hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Hmmmm hmmm hmmmm

Where's your clothes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Hmmmm hmmm hmmmm

Where's your clothes? "

Well lucky me

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By *duk70Man over a year ago

langley

" Hmmmm hmmm hmmmm

Where's your clothes? "

That was different

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Hmmmm hmmm hmmmm

Where's your clothes? "

That escalated quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely we didn't?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

Do it again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

Do it again

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

Do it again

Am i dreaming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

Do it again

Am i dreaming"

You were snoring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

Do it again

Am i dreaming

You were snoring

You were boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

Do it again

Am i dreaming

You were snoring

You were boring

It finally happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely we didn't?

I hope not

Do it again

Am i dreaming

You were snoring

You were boring

It finally happened "

My lucky day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must change that... Penwith, Cornwall... All the way down the end????

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Must change that... Penwith, Cornwall... All the way down the end????"

I’m never drinking again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must change that... Penwith, Cornwall... All the way down the end????

I’m never drinking again

Cup of tea?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Go get coffee!

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Must change that... Penwith, Cornwall... All the way down the end????

I’m never drinking again

Cup of tea?

Thank you gorgeous x

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Go get coffee!"

Is this heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go get coffee!

Is this heaven"

Not for me

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Go get coffee!

Is this heaven

Not for me

Is this hell

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By *ab_SparklesWoman over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

A pile of paper work laptop and thinking more sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go get coffee!

Is this heaven

Not for me

Is this hell

Its certainly hot

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"A pile of paper work laptop and thinking more sleep

Ooo nice shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pile of paper work laptop and thinking more sleep

Ooo nice shoes"

You have superpowers

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By *reston.fabfunMan over a year ago

Preston

Ready for more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pile of paper work laptop and thinking more sleep

Ooo nice shoes

You have superpowers "

Poundstrechers or next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your turn Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smash bang wallop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

...in a while...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

...in a while...

Do that again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worth waiting for

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

...in a while...

Come here then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

...in a while...

Come here then

Butter my muffin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

...in a while...

Come here then

Butter my muffin

"
cheese on top

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

...in a while...

Come here then

Butter my muffin

There is a god

Cream on your muffin ?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Fancy a fuck?

tea and toast?

Yes please both

...in a while...

Come here then

Butter my muffin

You're my breakfast...

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