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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie  "
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho "
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it "
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles! |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?"
Gossip you say? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles! "
Fuck him, fetch your foof to Scotland  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
Gossip you say? "
Yes, like I can name all the forumites in the OP's avatar.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
Fuck him, fetch your foof to Scotland "
Foof off Pie Boy I'm only coming if it's a package deal. Treacherous swim you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles! "
I’m torn!! I hate fruit pastilles but I do lust after your foof JP!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
I’m torn!! I hate fruit pastilles but I do lust after your foof JP!! "
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Wine gums??? |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
Gossip you say?
Yes, like I can name all the forumites in the OP's avatar..... "
I don’t think that’s gossip. It’s not even news  |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
I’m torn!! I hate fruit pastilles but I do lust after your foof JP!! "
You and I shall havw words PB.... you've promised this ones foof tapas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
Fuck him, fetch your foof to Scotland
Foof off Pie Boy I'm only coming if it's a package deal. Treacherous swim you know. "
Sorry love. Pie doesn’t share  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
I’m torn!! I hate fruit pastilles but I do lust after your foof JP!! .
Wine gums??? "
Nope.... Fisherman’s Friends or nuthin’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
Fuck him, fetch your foof to Scotland
Foof off Pie Boy I'm only coming if it's a package deal. Treacherous swim you know.
Sorry love. Pie doesn’t share "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
I’m torn!! I hate fruit pastilles but I do lust after your foof JP!!
You and I shall havw words PB.... you've promised this ones foof tapas "
I have indeed - gimme dates (wrapped in bacon) Tapas Girl!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
Gossip you say?
Yes, like I can name all the forumites in the OP's avatar.....
I don’t think that’s gossip. It’s not even news "
Not to some maybe, but us minions..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're either way up or far down. Do we not need your line of work in the Middle then 
I’m in the middle of Ireland next month if that suits?  "
It'll suit someone I'm sure |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras "
You saying I need mints?? |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"As a Weegie.... I’ll respectfully decline a trip over to the east coast Mr but best of luck over there in Auld Reekie
You sure? I have a packet of fruit pastels with your name on it
If I throw in my foof PB will you be persuaded? I'll even let you have the red fruit pastilles!
I’m torn!! I hate fruit pastilles but I do lust after your foof JP!!
You and I shall havw words PB.... you've promised this ones foof tapas
I have indeed - gimme dates (wrapped in bacon) Tapas Girl!! "
Haha I'll give you plenty dates |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??"
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're either way up or far down. Do we not need your line of work in the Middle then
I’m in the middle of Ireland next month if that suits? "
Ahem cough splutter...your dance card is full for that |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue"
I make them blue... it's to match my heart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart "
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're either way up or far down. Do we not need your line of work in the Middle then
I’m in the middle of Ireland next month if that suits?
Ahem cough splutter...your dance card is full for that "
Why don’t you ask polar bear since you’re a package now! |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
Gossip you say? "
Gossip NO never dont believe him its a trap  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
Gossip you say?
Gossip NO never dont believe him its a trap "
If only |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If this was a serious thread I might be tempted to move my arse out of this hellhole
Who says it’s not serious
Because it is not coming across as if it is "
Well no wonder my inbox isn’t filling up |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
Gossip you say?
Gossip NO never dont believe him its a trap "
I know his source |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory "
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off "
behave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's quite a few of these appearing on the Forum of late, is people's experience that they're more successful then posting a Meet? "
Posting a meet is a waste of cyber space on this website |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off
behave "
Hahah like I ever do that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off
behave
Hahah like I ever do that "
We talking about behaving or brushing your teeth? |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off
behave
Hahah like I ever do that
We talking about behaving or brushing your teeth?"
I don't even have a filling...not bad for 35! The teeth are perfect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off
behave
Hahah like I ever do that
We talking about behaving or brushing your teeth?
I don't even have a filling...not bad for 35! The teeth are perfect "
Ceramic ones usually are |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off
behave
Hahah like I ever do that
We talking about behaving or brushing your teeth?
I don't even have a filling...not bad for 35! The teeth are perfect
Ceramic ones usually are "
Cheek! You'd get a bop on the brew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's quite a few of these appearing on the Forum of late, is people's experience that they're more successful then posting a Meet?
Posting a meet is a waste of cyber space on this website "
I keep trying though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Random way to score a meet.... I too shall decline in venturing near the homeland.... good luck tho
Sorry, I’ve put all my fruit pastels into polar bears basket. Best I can use to persuade you otherwise is half a packet of spearmint extras
You saying I need mints??
I’m not saying people hold there breath around you. But even your lips have turned blue
I make them blue... it's to match my heart
I apologise, but I’m sticking with the bad breath theory
You should apologise it's rather rude to make such assumptions and my fellow Scots won't want to meet you if you start slagging one of theirs off
behave
Hahah like I ever do that
We talking about behaving or brushing your teeth?
I don't even have a filling...not bad for 35! The teeth are perfect
Ceramic ones usually are
Cheek! You'd get a bop on the brew "
I look forward to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're either way up or far down. Do we not need your line of work in the Middle then
I’m in the middle of Ireland next month if that suits?
Ahem cough splutter...your dance card is full for that
Why don’t you ask polar bear since you’re a package now!"
Such a diva princess! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're either way up or far down. Do we not need your line of work in the Middle then
I’m in the middle of Ireland next month if that suits?
Ahem cough splutter...your dance card is full for that
Why don’t you ask polar bear since you’re a package now!
Such a diva princess! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?"
I’m still crying at your rejection of me in London. Legit tears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shameless rejection.
Shameless "youre nothing but a cock tease for being on a sex site and rejecting me" message
(think thats how it goes?)"
You need to send more than one message Pie Boy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
I’m still crying at your rejection of me in London. Legit tears. "
 you said no because i had feelings. dont pin this on me miss! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shameless rejection.
Shameless "youre nothing but a cock tease for being on a sex site and rejecting me" message
(think thats how it goes?)
You need to send more than one message Pie Boy"
Ah, cook. Thanks spadge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
I’m still crying at your rejection of me in London. Legit tears.
you said no because i had feelings. dont pin this on me miss!"
You wouldn’t let me objectify you. I wanted to objectify you hard and slow. I would have cuddled you after, if I had to, I mean I’m not a heartless predator*.
*I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
I’m still crying at your rejection of me in London. Legit tears.
you said no because i had feelings. dont pin this on me miss!
You wouldn’t let me objectify you. I wanted to objectify you hard and slow. I would have cuddled you after, if I had to, I mean I’m not a heartless predator*.
*I am"
And that is why you didn't get any pie this week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly using the forums for rejection once again.
But this time it’s towards our good neighbours of the north.
If you meet me, I can offer a couple of good puns, a bit of forumites gossip and some subpar foreplay.
Who’s in?
I’m still crying at your rejection of me in London. Legit tears.
you said no because i had feelings. dont pin this on me miss!
You wouldn’t let me objectify you. I wanted to objectify you hard and slow. I would have cuddled you after, if I had to, I mean I’m not a heartless predator*.
*I am
And that is why you didn't get any pie this week "
Not strictly true.
I got totally pied.
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