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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Like bus drives in the sky...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ffs drivers my shitting phone bastard wankstain thing

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

Drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ffs drivers my shitting phone bastard wankstain thing "

Calm down dear

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

Was there a point? Or was that kinda it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m getting on a plane shortly - should I be worried?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do they have a "Caution, this plane is reversing" button that they can press though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ffs drivers my shitting phone bastard wankstain thing "

I'm feeling I'm not the only person who hates their phone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been addicted to Air Crash Investigation on NG this week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Like bus drives in the sky..."

Except There’s no button to push when you want to get off....unless it’s the emergency door!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Airline pilots do usually let you find a seat and park your bum before pulling off. And tend to get less stroppy about correct change.

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By *radleywigginsMan  over a year ago

northwest

30 years. Man and boy. 'Ardest game in the world.

On hang on, that's something else.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you want to know what all those knobs in the cockpit do. Go and ask them...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform "

Totally too : ) I wonder if you can hire out those training aircraft simulators for a pilot/cabin crew role play?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform "

I bet you'd look great in his uniform

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform "

There’s a particularly hot flight attendant on the airline I usually fly with. She’d get it all kinds of ways from me... does that count

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met a lady who's flight crew on Tuesday. I'll ask if she knows any pilots on fab.

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By *al01Man  over a year ago

solihull

Had "fun" with a few different cabin crew (bonus of working at an airport )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

"

we should start a fab coach driver club

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform

There’s a particularly hot flight attendant on the airline I usually fly with. She’d get it all kinds of ways from me... does that count "

Not from my perspective I only want the pilot... The top man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

we should start a fab coach driver club "

Yeah and then do a road trip

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform

There’s a particularly hot flight attendant on the airline I usually fly with. She’d get it all kinds of ways from me... does that count

Not from my perspective I only want the pilot... The top man "

I know one in MK, let me know if you would like his username

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

"

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

we should start a fab coach driver club

Yeah and then do a road trip "

no road trip.... do enough of that touring lol

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

"

Us engineers have a saying "if flying was hard, we'd have to do that aswell"!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!"

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple  over a year ago

leeds


"Ffs drivers my shitting phone bastard wankstain thing "

Hahahaha ha ha love it! Easy tiger!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

we should start a fab coach driver club

Yeah and then do a road trip

no road trip.... do enough of that touring lol"

The tour season is over for me... unless I wanna go skiing... 26 hour drive to the alps... then told we are not allowed to enjoy ourselves in case we break summit

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft. "

You should get into oil tanker driving. They get paid a mint!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

You should get into oil tanker driving. They get paid a mint! "

I now own my own vehicle, the pay is good for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft. "

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform

There’s a particularly hot flight attendant on the airline I usually fly with. She’d get it all kinds of ways from me... does that count

Not from my perspective I only want the pilot... The top man

I know one in MK, let me know if you would like his username "

Is he tall?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

"

2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

we should start a fab coach driver club

Yeah and then do a road trip

no road trip.... do enough of that touring lol

The tour season is over for me... unless I wanna go skiing... 26 hour drive to the alps... then told we are not allowed to enjoy ourselves in case we break summit "

oooh no, I won't do ski trips anymore either..... sadly, we took on loads of Kuoni for this summer

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!"

and they get waitress service in the cockpit, food, drink, probably the occasional hand job

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham


"Like bus drives in the sky..."

Why do you think there is an aircraft company called airbus, it is not a coincidence.....

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham


"I’m getting on a plane shortly - should I be worried? "

Planes can take off and land by computers now, nothing to worry about at all.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"I’m getting on a plane shortly - should I be worried?

Planes can take off and land by computers now, nothing to worry about at all."

But only at airports which have compatible equipment on the ground to assist on board technology

A lot of airports world wide have complex routes in and out with surrounding terrain, problematic weather patterns each day and other factors to consider, so it comes down to pilot skills.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury


"I’m getting on a plane shortly - should I be worried?

Planes can take off and land by computers now, nothing to worry about at all."

All depends on who did the servicing.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m getting on a plane shortly - should I be worried?

Planes can take off and land by computers now, nothing to worry about at all.

But only at airports which have compatible equipment on the ground to assist on board technology

A lot of airports world wide have complex routes in and out with surrounding terrain, problematic weather patterns each day and other factors to consider, so it comes down to pilot skills."

I’ve landed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Unless you are a Senior Captain for one the the major carriers it's really not that great. Junior flight officers aren't that well paid. Living out of a suitcase in glamorous parts of the World that you rarely see as one hotel looks like another. Working with different crews all the time so you don't build a team rapport. They are more systems operators than pilots...

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By *SophiexCouple  over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"...There’s a particularly hot flight attendant on the airline I usually fly with..."

Most of my colleagues are hot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless you are a Senior Captain for one the the major carriers it's really not that great. Junior flight officers aren't that well paid. Living out of a suitcase in glamorous parts of the World that you rarely see as one hotel looks like another. Working with different crews all the time so you don't build a team rapport. They are more systems operators than pilots..."

There was a programme on a few weeks ago about Ryan air new pilots... they are on a starting wage of 40k for 3 months, then up to 60k for 60 months.... and this can be for a 20 year old who has parents well off enough to get you through flying schools up to commercial... well paddy air isn't great, just one of the low cost budget ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!"

thinking ryan air pilots are on 16 quid an hour, maybe 40-50 k a year

and they have to buy there own coffee etc on board

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...There’s a particularly hot flight attendant on the airline I usually fly with...

Most of my colleagues are hot! "

Oh aye..!!! Could you remind me how this belt buckle works please ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!

and they get waitress service in the cockpit, food, drink, probably the occasional hand job"

Ha, I’m a flight attendant and I’ve never seen or heard of a pilot getting a hand job!! It’s a chore to take a cup of tea in sometimes

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By *SophiexCouple  over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"...Could you remind me how this belt buckle works please ? "

That wee worm of yours is stopping it locking... I would touch it but it looks red and angry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!

and they get waitress service in the cockpit, food, drink, probably the occasional hand job

Ha, I’m a flight attendant and I’ve never seen or heard of a pilot getting a hand job!! It’s a chore to take a cup of tea in sometimes "

And do you charge them for their drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!

thinking ryan air pilots are on 16 quid an hour, maybe 40-50 k a year

and they have to buy there own coffee etc on board"

£16 a hour? Hahaha. They usually work 700 hours a year so think it will be a lot more than that!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform "

Ooo you must if you got the chance to!

I had a lovely Danish pilot last year

MrsK x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m getting on a plane shortly - should I be worried?

Planes can take off and land by computers now, nothing to worry about at all.

But only at airports which have compatible equipment on the ground to assist on board technology

A lot of airports world wide have complex routes in and out with surrounding terrain, problematic weather patterns each day and other factors to consider, so it comes down to pilot skills."

And if all that fails here’s hoping you’ve got Dave the driver of the Heathrow Express on board...*beep beep.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

How can you compare an airline pilot to a coach driver, completely different!

What's so different? I have (mainly) 49 people on my coach, going up and down the M1 / M25 and other main user roads every day... I have to be alert at ALL times, can't take my eyes off the road ahead or by my side... a plane has TWO pilots, and their main job is taking off and landing... everything else is computerised.

Just for the record... I have had flying lessons and found it to be very easy to fly a light aircraft.

I still don’t see the comparison exists. Let’s bring train drivers into the mix too.

Commercial airline pilots train for between 18-24 months, their job involves more than take off & landing even if the airplane is computerised.

There is all the preparation before they get the flight off the ground, monitoring of the instruments, deciphering weather reports, monitor fuel, final approach prep and lots of paperwork.

Yes there’s generally 2 of them, for a reason!

2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!

and they get waitress service in the cockpit, food, drink, probably the occasional hand job

Ha, I’m a flight attendant and I’ve never seen or heard of a pilot getting a hand job!! It’s a chore to take a cup of tea in sometimes

And do you charge them for their drinks?

"

My airline doesn’t charge for anything onboard service wise. I work long haul.

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By *SophiexCouple  over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"...I’m a flight attendant and I’ve never seen or heard of a pilot getting a hand job!! It’s a chore to take a cup of tea in sometimes "

Our number is growing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The £16 per hour post was from an un educated person.

What if the plane has a 'go around' does he claim overtime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...I’m a flight attendant and I’ve never seen or heard of a pilot getting a hand job!! It’s a chore to take a cup of tea in sometimes

Our number is growing "

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By *D835Man  over a year ago

London


"Unless you are a Senior Captain for one the the major carriers it's really not that great. Junior flight officers aren't that well paid. Living out of a suitcase in glamorous parts of the World that you rarely see as one hotel looks like another. Working with different crews all the time so you don't build a team rapport. They are more systems operators than pilots...

There was a programme on a few weeks ago about Ryan air new pilots... they are on a starting wage of 40k for 3 months, then up to 60k for 60 months.... and this can be for a 20 year old who has parents well off enough to get you through flying schools up to commercial... well paddy air isn't great, just one of the low cost budget ones. "

But sometimes it can be lower than that.

This is an extract from the Daily Telegraph:

"Data supplied by Balpa show that unless freshly qualified pilots manage to get a job with a major flag-carrying airline such as British Airways they can expect to earn about £27,000 to £29,000 a year, eventually climbing to a basic salary before allowances of £56,000 to £66,000 as a captain with more than a decade’s service and four to eight years in command."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...Could you remind me how this belt buckle works please ?

That wee worm of yours is stopping it locking... I would touch it but it looks red and angry! "

Whisky

Tango

Foxtrot

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By *SophiexCouple  over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"...

Whisky

Tango

Foxtrot "

Not bad, you after a job with air traffic control?

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Mmmm pilots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mmmm pilots"

They’re all yours....I’ve managed to stay clear of them in my 20 years of working with them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...

Whisky

Tango

Foxtrot

Not bad, you after a job with air traffic control?"

No chance, pushing tin is not my idea of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform "

Bet all the male bus drivers from here to the queen of Sheena's would love to sniff your seat sugarpants

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For crying out loud Sheeba ffs arghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The £16 per hour post was from an un educated person.

What if the plane has a 'go around' does he claim overtime

"

From the horses mouth . I work at Stansted which is the training ground

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless you are a Senior Captain for one the the major carriers it's really not that great. Junior flight officers aren't that well paid. Living out of a suitcase in glamorous parts of the World that you rarely see as one hotel looks like another. Working with different crews all the time so you don't build a team rapport. They are more systems operators than pilots...

There was a programme on a few weeks ago about Ryan air new pilots... they are on a starting wage of 40k for 3 months, then up to 60k for 60 months.... and this can be for a 20 year old who has parents well off enough to get you through flying schools up to commercial... well paddy air isn't great, just one of the low cost budget ones.

But sometimes it can be lower than that.

This is an extract from the Daily Telegraph:

"Data supplied by Balpa show that unless freshly qualified pilots manage to get a job with a major flag-carrying airline such as British Airways they can expect to earn about £27,000 to £29,000 a year, eventually climbing to a basic salary before allowances of £56,000 to £66,000 as a captain with more than a decade’s service and four to eight years in command.""

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a few flying lesson there's a lot more to do with flying than people think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Muff divers

Like car drivers but between my legs x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Muff divers

Like car drivers but between my legs x "

I've got a City & Guilds in muff diving. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Muff divers

Like car drivers but between my legs x

I've got a City & Guilds in muff diving. True story."

Lol and I've got one in eating muffins true story lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

"

But you get to drive for a Dutch football team.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Muff divers

Like car drivers but between my legs x

I've got a City & Guilds in muff diving. True story.

Lol and I've got one in eating muffins true story lol x "

I believe you're not buffin' with your muffin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Muff divers

Like car drivers but between my legs x "

I missed the link but like the concept..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love to fuck an airline pilot in his uniform

Bet all the male bus drivers from here to the queen of Sheena's would love to sniff your seat sugarpants "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...Could you remind me how this belt buckle works please ?

That wee worm of yours is stopping it locking... I would touch it but it looks red and angry!

Whisky

Tango

Foxtrot "

@PB wee angry looking worm..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...Could you remind me how this belt buckle works please ?

That wee worm of yours is stopping it locking... I would touch it but it looks red and angry!

Whisky

Tango

Foxtrot

@PB wee angry looking worm.. "

Oooh meaow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...Could you remind me how this belt buckle works please ?

That wee worm of yours is stopping it locking... I would touch it but it looks red and angry!

Whisky

Tango

Foxtrot

@PB wee angry looking worm..

Oooh meaow "

Wasn’t meant in a miaow way, the description used made me laugh that’s all.

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By *SophiexCouple  over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"...

Wasn’t meant in a miaow way, the description used made me laugh that’s all."

aren't men just so touchy when it comes to the size of their cocks

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich


"I’m getting on a plane shortly - should I be worried? "

Only if your Pilot was trained on a one week, el cheapo course in eastern europe like the bus drivers round here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless you are a Senior Captain for one the the major carriers it's really not that great. Junior flight officers aren't that well paid. Living out of a suitcase in glamorous parts of the World that you rarely see as one hotel looks like another. Working with different crews all the time so you don't build a team rapport. They are more systems operators than pilots...

There was a programme on a few weeks ago about Ryan air new pilots... they are on a starting wage of 40k for 3 months, then up to 60k for 60 months.... and this can be for a 20 year old who has parents well off enough to get you through flying schools up to commercial... well paddy air isn't great, just one of the low cost budget ones.

But sometimes it can be lower than that.

This is an extract from the Daily Telegraph:

"Data supplied by Balpa show that unless freshly qualified pilots manage to get a job with a major flag-carrying airline such as British Airways they can expect to earn about £27,000 to £29,000 a year, eventually climbing to a basic salary before allowances of £56,000 to £66,000 as a captain with more than a decade’s service and four to eight years in command.""

I really don’t know what airline that is tbh, the flight managers are on £30000 where I work so I know that the pilots are definitely on more than £290000 starting salary. I don’t work for a charter airline so can’t speak for them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/18 11:05:11]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a PSV driver (coach) and have up to 70 people to look after per trip... I just wish I was paid as much as a pilot!

All they have to do is take off and land the plane... i have to watch all around me at all times... my job IS harder!

we should start a fab coach driver club "

Orgy on the M25

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 pilots ... then there's the other person that does all the fuel checks etc...

Train drivers... 70k per year... airline pilots £100k + per year... coach drivers... well it's a hell of a lot less than we are worth!"

How much do air traffic controllers get Paid? That's gotta be One of the most stressful jobs in the world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unless you are a Senior Captain for one the the major carriers it's really not that great. Junior flight officers aren't that well paid. Living out of a suitcase in glamorous parts of the World that you rarely see as one hotel looks like another. Working with different crews all the time so you don't build a team rapport. They are more systems operators than pilots...

There was a programme on a few weeks ago about Ryan air new pilots... they are on a starting wage of 40k for 3 months, then up to 60k for 60 months.... and this can be for a 20 year old who has parents well off enough to get you through flying schools up to commercial... well paddy air isn't great, just one of the low cost budget ones.

But sometimes it can be lower than that.

This is an extract from the Daily Telegraph:

"Data supplied by Balpa show that unless freshly qualified pilots manage to get a job with a major flag-carrying airline such as British Airways they can expect to earn about £27,000 to £29,000 a year, eventually climbing to a basic salary before allowances of £56,000 to £66,000 as a captain with more than a decade’s service and four to eight years in command."

I really don’t know what airline that is tbh, the flight managers are on £30000 where I work so I know that the pilots are definitely on more than £290000 starting salary. I don’t work for a charter airline so can’t speak for them. "

Oops...I meant £29000

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Had a few flying lesson there's a lot more to do with flying than people think."

Tickets please and all aboard this Dennis dominators lap around the city centre taking in the bookies boozers and bordellos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a few flying lesson there's a lot more to do with flying than people think."

Flying is a piece of piss, landing is the tricky bit..

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dave Allen on Airplanes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBca1ixoEbg

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