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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
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I've been to a few meets in jods and boots, it wouldn't bother me!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
I've been to a few meets in jods and boots, it wouldn't bother me! "
Ahhhh jods..... for those that don’t know. You don’t deserve to. And with the boots to haha. Either Riding or other with the patterned socks pulled up. Its classy and sexy in my opinion. |
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
I've been to a few meets in jods and boots, it wouldn't bother me!
Ahhhh jods..... for those that don’t know. You don’t deserve to. And with the boots to haha. Either Riding or other with the patterned socks pulled up. Its classy and sexy in my opinion. "
Thanks! You look like fun, shame you're not 20 years older, I'd come up and wang your wellies!  |
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As wellies are the preferred footwear of the experienced sheepshagger, perhaps she was just afraid of catching a sheep-related STD.
And perhaps that's why you like it when they look like mutton dressed as lamb. |
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I've recently started chatting to a previous fb and he wants to meet for a drink but he has asked me to wear my posh navy wellies just in case we end up going for a walk along a secluded muddy footpath. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As wellies are the preferred footwear of the experienced sheepshagger, perhaps she was just afraid of catching a sheep-related STD.
And perhaps that's why you like it when they look like mutton dressed as lamb."
Ermmm.... I’m not a sheep farmer. And I won’t comment on the other part of your statement.
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
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and that's the best post I've seen in a long time  |
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
"
Depends which musto you were wearing, if it is the BR1's then yes you are cheap lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
Depends which musto you were wearing, if it is the BR1's then yes you are cheap lol"
No no, that’s sailing gear isn’t it? It was just a musto shirt, nothing too crazy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
and that's the best post I've seen in a long time "
Why thank you. Glad it’s appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please say you at least had some old bale twine in your pocket?"
I have twine on me at all times. Usually holding my waterproofs up haha. But yes there is always some floating about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you are what you are and that should be part of why others meet you...
I think i only own silly socks by now which pretty much always raises an eyebrow - but that's me.
so don't change lol"
You’re alive!!??!! I wondered where you’d got to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep I’ve done the equestrian wear to meet someone. Was by request though
Still got it ? Haha
Of course "
Good. Because if not there’s some good stuff going in the January sales |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you part of Young Farmers OP? They are usually a lot of fun on their trips away ... with or without their wellybobs  "
I used to be yes. But now I’m old and actually have to work instead of posing in my Land Rover haha. Good times though indeed x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wore a pair of shinning black cropped wellies on meet once, we were doing sex up the back of a landrover and I didn't want to get my normal boots muddy. I didn't smell though but his car was rank of stinky dogs and filthy as fuck.XXX |
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"As wellies are the preferred footwear of the experienced sheepshagger, perhaps she was just afraid of catching a sheep-related STD.
And perhaps that's why you like it when they look like mutton dressed as lamb.
Ermmm.... I’m not a sheep farmer. And I won’t comment on the other part of your statement.
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Its pork where the Op comes from, you'd need a supersized pair of wellies to get a couple of ham hocks in... |
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Spend years wearing my Jodphurs, Hunter wellies and Musto coat but never bothered me in the slightest, went everywhere.
Sometimes smelling of Haylidge and Saddle soap.
Our neighbour who was a bomb disposal engineer used to get the right horn apparently  |
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By *aenMan
over a year ago
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I too spend a large chunk of my life in wellies but they can look out of place at times. Once spent a trans-Atlantic flight sat next to a girl who was wearing Hunter wellies 
Thankfully they were clean. |
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By *omesWoman
over a year ago
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
"
I got told of for wearing my ariat's once and I had cleaned them and everything !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wore a pair of shinning black cropped wellies on meet once, we were doing sex up the back of a landrover and I didn't want to get my normal boots muddy. I didn't smell though but his car was rank of stinky dogs and filthy as fuck.XXX"
What a beautiful story. You should write a play about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Spend years wearing my Jodphurs, Hunter wellies and Musto coat but never bothered me in the slightest, went everywhere.
Sometimes smelling of Haylidge and Saddle soap.
Our neighbour who was a bomb disposal engineer used to get the right horn apparently "
Oh no not the dreaded hunter welly!! But you are a horsey lady so I guess we can look past those. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I too spend a large chunk of my life in wellies but they can look out of place at times. Once spent a trans-Atlantic flight sat next to a girl who was wearing Hunter wellies
Thankfully they were clean. "
That is an odd choice for a flight. Maybe she thought they would be like those compression tights you get haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think this is the best thread of 2018....
And yes op , I'd let you wear the wellies "
Haha that’s a bold claim even if we are only Just into 2018!! But thank you anyway. Surprised how many replies it’s got!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never slam a man who turns up wearing rubber...he means business
Would gladly check out your haybarn
Madame B"
Don’t have a hay barn sadly. We buy most of it in, what we do have is contacted out.
Have to rethink that one
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
I've been to a few meets in jods and boots, it wouldn't bother me! "
There was a post on another site the other day.
What men think equestrians look like Vs what they actually look like.... It's so true, never seen anyone in white jods, black boots and a jacket. Nowt wrong with muddy jods, filthy boots and haylage in your hair!!
To the o.p....i need your coat!
Fb |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
I've been to a few meets in jods and boots, it wouldn't bother me!
There was a post on another site the other day.
What men think equestrians look like Vs what they actually look like.... It's so true, never seen anyone in white jods, black boots and a jacket. Nowt wrong with muddy jods, filthy boots and haylage in your hair!!
To the o.p....i need your coat!
Fb"
To which coat is one referring to ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rant/giggle part 2.
Had a social many moons ago, I turned up wearing wellies. She wasn’t impressed. Thought I looked scruffy, homeless and that I couldn’t afford to take her for a drink. She told me I could of made an effort. I didn’t comment on her clothes as I assumed they’d be coming off anyway.
But she had a thing for farmers ....?
Just because my clothes look like they smell and smell like they look (not all the time I’d like to add) doesn’t mean they are cheap and therefore I am cheap....scruffy, homeless etc. I was wearing a schoffel / Musto combo and the chameaus with a zip! That’s right....a god damn zip. Im aware this will mean nothing to 87.3% of you on here but don’t judge a book by its cow muck covered cover.
In other news have you seen the price of Velcro recently ?? ..........
It’s a rip off!!
Chin up x
Ps. Don’t get upset. I post for fun.
I've been to a few meets in jods and boots, it wouldn't bother me!
There was a post on another site the other day.
What men think equestrians look like Vs what they actually look like.... It's so true, never seen anyone in white jods, black boots and a jacket. Nowt wrong with muddy jods, filthy boots and haylage in your hair!!
To the o.p....i need your coat!
Fb
To which coat is one referring to ?"
The one I have fabbed |
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