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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
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Id quite like admin to provide me with a Personal Assistant to read and vet all my mail, browse profiles for me, chat on the phone with potential meets, oh and do full background checks on all possible victims....thanks
Oh and Ill also have a private chatroom just for me please. I dont want to have to share with all those Northern Swingers. Funny buggers that lot.
And last thing, could admin let me have someone who can spend all day reading profiles for me and then post the appropriate moaning thread in the forums
I do pay 5 quid every 3 months so it shouldnt be a problem for you.
Thank you muchly.
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over a year ago
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"every two months!  !
Bugger what a rip off!
lol
you should get a secretary ... male or female for that lol ...... "
not for the £5 but for reading your mails finding you a playmate I mean lol |
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Admin should also berate anyone who doesn't agree with you and tell them to up their game or leave the site.
People with no pics should be given an ultimatum, show or go.
This site and all it's members should be run for YOUR benefit, nobody elses.
People who do not share your sexual preferences should go and find themselves another site.
It is beyond a joke that Admin have not come up with a definitive definition of what constitutes bi-curious, bi-playful and bisexual. People who meet the criteria in these three categories should then only be able to communicate with other who match their level of bisexuality.
Any person who has 'straight' on their profile and is then found to have indulged in so much as a bisexual thought should be taken out and shot forthwith.
You will decide who constitutes a time-waster and for what reason, no-one else.
Under no circumstances is it allowed of any member to judge another members intellect or social status by reading forum posts and wondering how you can possibly miss-spell words which only contain 3 or 4 characters.
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"Admin should also berate anyone who doesn't agree with you and tell them to up their game or leave the site.
People with no pics should be given an ultimatum, show or go.
This site and all it's members should be run for YOUR benefit, nobody elses.
People who do not share your sexual preferences should go and find themselves another site.
It is beyond a joke that Admin have not come up with a definitive definition of what constitutes bi-curious, bi-playful and bisexual. People who meet the criteria in these three categories should then only be able to communicate with other who match their level of bisexuality.
Any person who has 'straight' on their profile and is then found to have indulged in so much as a bisexual thought should be taken out and shot forthwith.
You will decide who constitutes a time-waster and for what reason, no-one else.
Under no circumstances is it allowed of any member to judge another members intellect or social status by reading forum posts and wondering how you can possibly miss-spell words which only contain 3 or 4 characters.
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+1 yeah tell it bro! |
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Some kind of tick box to denote the kind of housing each member has.
I went to a meet a while back and they didn't even have off street parking - which, unsurprisingly they had failed to mention before I got there.
What the fuck is that all about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could Admin also contract Stephen Fry to read out loud for any forum messages lodged by males and Helen Mirren to do likewise for females.
Any messages left using text speak will of course be deleted and replaced using Dickensian english and the offending writer shot at dawn before being hung drawn and quartered
Thanks in advance! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need someone to do my ironing please Admin
I'll do it naked 
That should make ya want ta do it yaself more xx "
Soapy honest you doing my ironing naked it just fine I can always go shopping get my nails done or just plain fall asleep while you doing it just do it ok xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need someone to do my ironing please Admin
I'll do it naked
That should make ya want ta do it yaself more xx
Soapy honest you doing my ironing naked it just fine I can always go shopping get my nails done or just plain fall asleep while you doing it just do
it ok xx"
 Yes miss xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well Admin, I don't wish to be a pain and jump on the bandwagon, but since everyone is getting their requests in, may i please have a tin hat - a pink one if you could, a kevlar vest, and a haz mat suit to wear when reading the forums.
Oh, and a comfy chair and popcorn for when it kicks off.
Don't ask, don't get! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Free tea and cakes fa the night shift xx
thought it would have been voddie and cakes for you short arse 
Ahem I'm teetotal ya know xx 
You wear those outfits SOBER?"
And pray tell what is wrong with my outfits?
And this word sober what's that then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Admin should also berate anyone who doesn't agree with you and tell them to up their game or leave the site.
People with no pics should be given an ultimatum, show or go.
This site and all it's members should be run for YOUR benefit, nobody elses.
People who do not share your sexual preferences should go and find themselves another site.
It is beyond a joke that Admin have not come up with a definitive definition of what constitutes bi-curious, bi-playful and bisexual. People who meet the criteria in these three categories should then only be able to communicate with other who match their level of bisexuality.
Any person who has 'straight' on their profile and is then found to have indulged in so much as a bisexual thought should be taken out and shot forthwith.
You will decide who constitutes a time-waster and for what reason, no-one else.
Under no circumstances is it allowed of any member to judge another members intellect or social status by reading forum posts and wondering how you can possibly miss-spell words which only contain 3 or 4 characters.
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not to mention bi-adventurous. |
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"I would also like a 6ft 4" black rasta policman with an irish accent. Thankyou in advance
Admin have contacted me to say they have just such a guy. He is however 'bicurious' is that okay?"
Even better, all my wishes come true mmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!"
No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now |
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!
No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now "
maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!
No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now
maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy... "
Now that is a dam fine idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!
No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now
maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy... "
Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!
No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now
maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy...
Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake! "
And I will pay them in err hmmm shit Im crap at baking will vodka do ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!
No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now
maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy...
Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake! "
WHich I will serve up naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!"
At least I iron properly not the bloody cack handed way you do xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"admin, can I please request that you ban soapy from offering his ironing services. He done mine one day and it was not a pretty sight.... and he was fully clothed!!!!
No Admin take no notice I have a ton of ironing and he offered fair and square to do it for me think its only right he should now
maybe we can get PP and soapy to join forces
and become the ironing/ house cleaning fairies, travling the length of the county doing all our ironing and cleaning in the nude...... yummy yummy...
Me first, I am closer, plus I will pay them in cake!
WHich I will serve up naked"
Aye I'll go fa that xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In which case I'd like their personal masseur to pop round please and give me a full body massage, paying particular attention to my back.
To begin with.... |
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