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I can't sleep so going to try to make you laugh...
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over a year ago
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Once I was offered sex with a 21 year old model. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?"
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know "
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got one, it's sort of relative.. ish
I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.”  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling "
Like I said you don't have to read them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got one, it's sort of relative.. ish
I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.” "
Love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling "
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man goes to the doctors and says-doctor one of my testicles is massive.
The doctor says-get it out let's have a look.
The man undoes his jip and drops a testical on the doctors table that's the size of a bowling ball.
The doctor bursts out laughing and says-wowwwwwwwwwwwww that's massive let me take a pic of that to show my mates in the pub.
The man then says to the doctor-if your going to be like that Im not showing you the big one x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A man goes to the doctors and says-doctor one of my testicles is massive.
The doctor says-get it out let's have a look.
The man undoes his jip and drops a testical on the doctors table that's the size of a bowling ball.
The doctor bursts out laughing and says-wowwwwwwwwwwwww that's massive let me take a pic of that to show my mates in the pub.
The man then says to the doctor-if your going to be like that Im not showing you the big one x "
Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got one as well.. here we go
You are all so good at cracking jokes that if we held a competition, you’ll all come first from the bottom  "
I forgot to laugh at that, not sure why? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got asked the time by a British Gas Engineer
I told the bastard it was somewhere between 8 and 1
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My sister works for the gas board, you wanna meter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone obviously spent a few quid on their crackers this year!! (That's not a joke just an observation  )
I like to sleep naked. The airhostess could have been a bit more understanding though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just got asked the time by a British Gas Engineer
I told the bastard it was somewhere between 8 and 1
My sister works for the gas board, you wanna meter "
brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got one as well.. here we go
You are all so good at cracking jokes that if we held a competition, you’ll all come first from the bottom
I forgot to laugh at that, not sure why? Xx"
Because you were busy laughing? Oh wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone obviously spent a few quid on their crackers this year!! (That's not a joke just an observation )
I like to sleep naked. The airhostess could have been a bit more understanding though."
Actually I have a bloody good joke book that gives me a giggle... As did your joke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One last one, then I must get some sleep,
My dad said to me, look son you really need to give up masturbation, since then I've not felt myself ... "
Excellent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In one inch square letters I had the name of that famous Welsh train station tattood on my penis, I was a bit worried it wouldn't fit on but it was worth it, I fucking love Rhyl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In one inch square letters I had the name of that famous Welsh train station tattood on my penis, I was a bit worried it wouldn't fit on but it was worth it, I fucking love Rhyl "
Laughed out loud at this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In one inch square letters I had the name of that famous Welsh train station tattood on my penis, I was a bit worried it wouldn't fit on but it was worth it, I fucking love Rhyl "
Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once upon a time there was three sisters.
Fanny Annie and Mary
Fanny had size 12 feet
Annie had size 11 feet
Mary had size 10 feet
Annie and Mary went on a date with rick and dick to a restaurant.
Rick looked under the table and said wowwww Annie and Mary your feet are big.
Annie and Mary replied-wait until you see our fannys there massive x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time there was three sisters.
Fanny Annie and Mary
Fanny had size 12 feet
Annie had size 11 feet
Mary had size 10 feet
Annie and Mary went on a date with rick and dick to a restaurant.
Rick looked under the table and said wowwww Annie and Mary your feet are big.
Annie and Mary replied-wait until you see our fannys there massive x "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a brilliant thread, just what you need when you can't sleep... nice one op xx
Thank you... I know they are pretty crappy... But sometimes I just need a giggle at something silly xx"
Ended up very well actually.. well done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a brilliant thread, just what you need when you can't sleep... nice one op xx
Thank you... I know they are pretty crappy... But sometimes I just need a giggle at something silly xx
Ended up very well actually.. well done "
Cheers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bravo OP quality thread
Thank you all for making me laugh. "
Thank you and yes thanks to everyone everyone else who contributed... They made me laugh lots too xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed "
Atleast I tried lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed
Atleast I tried lol"
As did I  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed
Atleast I tried lol
As did I "
You are a career comedian |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed
Atleast I tried lol
As did I
You are a career comedian "
Definitely not... however my silly jokes make my friends and colleagues giggle which is why I thought I'd post this thread... If I've made one person smile or giggle or both then it will be worth my effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed
Atleast I tried lol
As did I
You are a career comedian
Definitely not... however my silly jokes make my friends and colleagues giggle which is why I thought I'd post this thread... If I've made one person smile or giggle or both then it will be worth my effort "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling
Did you hear the one about the bloke who tried to start a joke thread but only got one reply, and that reply was funnier than the original joke so the thread died lol I laughed
Atleast I tried lol
As did I
You are a career comedian
Definitely not... however my silly jokes make my friends and colleagues giggle which is why I thought I'd post this thread... If I've made one person smile or giggle or both then it will be worth my effort "
More than one surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dude, your jokes are rubbish!!!
Where are you copying these from? dad jokes?
Thank you so much for taking the time to appreciate my rubbish... You don't have to read them you know
The response was for the ones I had read already... please stop and consider doing something else.. it’s just not for you darling "
Says the guy who's posted the same joke on 3 different forum posts  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a brilliant thread, just what you need when you can't sleep... nice one op xx
It's pretty good to wake up to too. I'll be smirking all the way to work "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love this thread!
What gifts do squirrels exchange on Valentines day?
Forget me nuts
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Want me to post some more later Adam? They don't get any better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love this thread!
What gifts do squirrels exchange on Valentines day?
Forget me nuts
Want me to post some more later Adam? They don't get any better "
I will come back in here often.
Only one condition:
As long as they don't get any better. Do your worst! Looking forward to them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I got home today my girlfriend had her two friends there. "Here he is" she said, "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up to it?" she smiled & winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my pecker in my hand. They had tennis rackets in theirs.?????????????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew a dyslexic pimp once. He bought a warehouse
One dyslexic drug dealer bought a load of “F”s
Second on bought some frogs and newts
Thought they were amphetemines |
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