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I love Iliza Shlesinger:
You can’t go to the bathroom alone… you might not come back. Cause no girl’s ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It’s true. The last woman that attempted it, it was 1937 and her name was Amelia Earhart.
Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel/religious fanatic. Hot Maxim cover girl everybody wants to mouth kiss/unhealthy faith in your lord. Soft, silky, shiny hair everyone wants to touch/one of 12 brides.
If and when I get married, it'll be the day after Valentine's Day. And the theme will be 75% off chocolate.
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So there was once a headline in the Kentish Times or something similar about some stolen fish (yes really, it must have been the dog days of summer)
“Ford Ka Car in Koi Carp Caper”
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