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"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?
Phwoaaaar. Farm me. 
In the pink, or in the stink? 
I don’t care just take me to the brink! "
I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.
Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left. |
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"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?
Phwoaaaar. Farm me.
In the pink, or in the stink?
I don’t care just take me to the brink!
I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.
Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left. "
Never trust a man with a big farm
As good old snatch says |
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"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?
Phwoaaaar. Farm me.
In the pink, or in the stink?
I don’t care just take me to the brink!
I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.
Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left.
Never trust a man with a big farm
As good old snatch says"
I said no such thing  |
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"Is this a beginner's guide to pig farming?
Phwoaaaar. Farm me.
In the pink, or in the stink?
I don’t care just take me to the brink!
I might be in trouble on the plowing front. I converted from arable to cattle and pigs a few years back. Let me just go and borrow some machinery from a neighbouring farm.
Also sorry OP for drifting your thread in two easy steps to the left.
Never trust a man with a big farm
As good old snatch says"
My farm, like my cock is tiny. And rented.  |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol"
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower. |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower. "
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol"
Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink? |
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"What's your choice and why
Do 30 year olds really talk like that 
What's the problem
It’s like something a spotty teenager would say "
Well don't reply if you don't like the forum simple stop spoiling fun for others |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol"
You sound abit weird mate
Leave it out |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol
Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink?"
depends how tight |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol
You sound abit weird mate
Who the fucks even asking/talking to you
Leave it out "
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol
You sound abit weird mate
Who the fucks even asking/talking to you
Leave it out "
Jeez a pretty lady offers you bum play and that's the response she gets?
Keep it classy  |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol
You sound abit weird mate
Who the fucks even asking/talking to you
Leave it out "
Well
'Dan the man'
Your posting on a forum
And your being a fuck nugget |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol
Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink? depends how tight "
Should I bring my first aid kit so I can sew you back together? |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol
You sound abit weird mate
Who the fucks even asking/talking to you
Leave it out
Jeez a pretty lady offers you bum play and that's the response she gets?
Keep it classy "
So ungrateful these yoofs |
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"Two in the pink and one in the stink.
How about I go in your stink with my pink OP?
No thanks my stink stays shut lol
You say that now. Little bit of spit and it'll be open like a blossoming flower.
Lol why don't we rip your arsehole open first then we think about it lol
Rip it open? Is that what happens when you go in the stink? depends how tight
Should I bring my first aid kit so I can sew you back together?"
Sure I've seen something like this on casualty |
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"Baby come back.
I'm back haha I never left
You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?
You go first "
No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing |
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"Baby come back.
I'm back haha I never left
You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?
You go first
No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing "
You might like it. You won't know unless you try
Lie down I'll be gentle. |
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"Baby come back.
I'm back haha I never left
You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?
You go first
No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing "
They all decline
At first |
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"Baby come back.
I'm back haha I never left
You went quiet, don't you want me to get in your stink?
You go first
No thanks I'll kindly decline, mine is a no entry zone, but clearly there's men on here who like that kinda thing
They all decline
At first"
It's because they fear catching the ghey isn't it? |
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Sex sent me to the ER 
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!! |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!! "
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might "
If he isn't willing give me a shout lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might "
I think you're on to a winner there
Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in? just saying! |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
If he isn't willing give me a shout lol"
Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
I think you're on to a winner there
Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in? just saying! "
Maybe that's a whole different issue lol |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
If he isn't willing give me a shout lol
Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha "
That aint my call haha |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
I think you're on to a winner there
Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in? just saying!
Maybe that's a whole different issue lol"
What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
If he isn't willing give me a shout lol
Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha
That aint my call haha"
Maybe we can tag team OP? |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
If he isn't willing give me a shout lol
Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha
That aint my call haha
Maybe we can tag team OP? "
Maybe we could, so what's my part in the tag team haha |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
I think you're on to a winner there
Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in? just saying!
Maybe that's a whole different issue lol
What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? "
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Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
I think you're on to a winner there
Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in? just saying!
Maybe that's a whole different issue lol
What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? .
Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha "
You talk too much.
Ballgag for you |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
I think you're on to a winner there
Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in? just saying!
Maybe that's a whole different issue lol
What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? .
Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha
You talk too much.
Ballgag for you "
Hahaha |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
I think you're on to a winner there
Maybe don't tell him and just slip it in? just saying!
Maybe that's a whole different issue lol
What about if I lick the tip as I slide it in so you are distracted? .
Like the tip?! I'd want full on deepthroat haha
You talk too much.
Ballgag for you
Hahaha "
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
If he isn't willing give me a shout lol
Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha
That aint my call haha
Maybe we can tag team OP? "
He can watch and learn! |
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"Sex sent me to the ER
Keep it light hearted folks and the manner in which the op was started.
It's just a saying!!! And for one I find it amusing but then I guess I'm a chav with a childish sense of humour
I'm enjoying the banter between dan and miss honey. I want to see if he'll give in to her gentle persuasion?
Damn, I almost have and my stink is exit only!!
If I start with a finger up to the knuckle as I gently stroke his balls I think he might
If he isn't willing give me a shout lol
Be my guest just let me be there so I can stick it in her pink haha
That aint my call haha
Maybe we can tag team OP?
Don't really wana see you get fingered tbh, thanks anyway tho pal haha
He can watch and learn!"
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