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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can anyone remember the name of the company who made double ended sex toys in two colours? One colour for anal and one for vaginal use.

They used to have a catalogue and my mum discovered mine (to my horror) and was flicking through with such a look of puzzlement on her face.

She pointed to this huge multi dual coloured doubole ildo and said "hats the point of having different colours? That would mean doing it with the light on. I expect. Whats wrong with following your own nose?

I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.

What innocent observation about sex has your mum or dad asked you about that you wish you had never had to hear?

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

when mrs saucy and me were going out,my gran caught us shagging in my granda's bed.

she shouted,what are yous doing.

result i thought,she's forgotten what shagging is.

wrong she grassed us.

although in retrospect,we should maybe have waited,for my granda to get out of it first.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Are we sure the additional colour isn't from applying the sheep dip?

It's law to mark yer own isn't it?

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

How come there are loads of pubic hairs in the sink!

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


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Are we sure the additional colour isn't from applying the sheep dip?

It's law to mark yer own isn't it?"

that sheeps marked alright,

but that aint from no colour chart,i can tell ya.

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