its been said that houses with pampas grass out front are lived in by swingers. is this true?
do you have a house with pampas grass?
lets make 2018 the year of the pampas grass..pampas grass or to you posh folk....cortaderia sellonana.
if you have some let us know lets all give this plant a bost..happy new year folks swing and enjoy be free be naked enjoy. |
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Of course Pampas Grass is the way that swingers communicate their sexual preferences to each other.
They are far too busy fucking each others brains out to use their phones and they haven't even heard of the internet.
Not one single swinger has decking , that wonderful , slime friendly surface that has crept into every lazy gardeners home over the past two decades. They have massive gardens with every shade of pampas wiggling a sexy come on to passers by.
In fact, so much pampas has been bought by swingers that , South America, where the plant grows.... ( god help it trying to survive in the chilly lands of scotland ) cannot keep up with the demand.
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