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Short person problem

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

For research purposes only:

Now as you probably are aware I am a bigger chick, so for ads and I gymnastic positions can be hard, I’m also got short person syndrome too, how can one remedy this problem when wanted to do it in the shower for example? You know for research reasons you understand.

Geeky x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have absolutely no solution to your dilemma, but I have always thought to maself if I fancied a rather sexy lady "Cor blimey, I wouldn't mind having a shower with her"

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

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Get a seat for the shower..

Mobile one and use that... great for bending over etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shower, sofa, chairs, benches, kitchen work tops etc

Basically anything you can use to sit on/ lean on/ kneel on and it makes one person at a different height to the other. Works wonders for people of different height and stature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure there's little suction cup steps they sell for the shower now... to help you keep one leg cocked up for longer (so to speak).

Im 5ft1 so share your frustration.

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Have a bath instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a big girl and have had lots and lots of fun in showers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure there's little suction cup steps they sell for the shower now... to help you keep one leg cocked up for longer (so to speak).

Im 5ft1 so share your frustration. "

I need one of those steps, you know just in case

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a bath instead "

Haha!! Essex baths are fucking tiny! We would need the fire brigade to come and prize us out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure there's little suction cup steps they sell for the shower now... to help you keep one leg cocked up for longer (so to speak).

Im 5ft1 so share your frustration.

I need one of those steps, you know just in case

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x"

You do make me chuckle.

The images in my mind right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x

You do make me chuckle.

The images in my mind right now

Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x"

Please report back how that conversation goes

Get a Blue Step from JML

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x

You do make me chuckle.

The images in my mind right now

Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!"

So I need a hoist and a step for the shower.

Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x

You do make me chuckle.

The images in my mind right now

Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!

So I need a hoist and a step for the shower.

Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol"

Of course not...now to call my landlord..all Ads has to do is get me in a sling and ‘beep beep’ me over to the shower like a bloody tow truck, then get sexy and then tow be back again. Can’t quite see the romance or quickie in all this lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x

You do make me chuckle.

The images in my mind right now

Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!

So I need a hoist and a step for the shower.

Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol

Stop it I’m cracking up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x

You do make me chuckle.

The images in my mind right now

Haha!! Glad I can make you smile!! My job here is done!

So I need a hoist and a step for the shower.

Now to find a man... can’t be hard can it lol

Stop it I’m cracking up here"

Please don’t crack up too much you might wee!!! We don’t need a hoist and adult nappies all in one night!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We struggle in the shower due to the massive height difference between us, usually save it for after and I'll hop up on the worktop of the unit.

Our showers over the bath so him standing outside the bath remedies the height difference but can be a bit taxing on the muscles.

Other ways we manage is him sitting on the edge of the bath and me riding him, or me all fours in the bath (the water is frigging cold by the time it reaches me though

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We struggle in the shower due to the massive height difference between us, usually save it for after and I'll hop up on the worktop of the unit.

Our showers over the bath so him standing outside the bath remedies the height difference but can be a bit taxing on the muscles.

Other ways we manage is him sitting on the edge of the bath and me riding him, or me all fours in the bath (the water is frigging cold by the time it reaches me though

This is useful thanks!

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By *lackbird1000Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"i am afraid there really is only one solution- he has to lift you up and pin you against the wall in the shower...

Soooo we need to install an over the ceiling hoist for this activity?! I’ll get on to the landlord first thing lol x

Guys you killed me ! Knock my socks off !!!!!!

You do make me chuckle.

The images in my mind right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We struggle in the shower due to the massive height difference between us, usually save it for after and I'll hop up on the worktop of the unit.

Our showers over the bath so him standing outside the bath remedies the height difference but can be a bit taxing on the muscles.

Other ways we manage is him sitting on the edge of the bath and me riding him, or me all fours in the bath (the water is frigging cold by the time it reaches me though

)

This is useful thanks! "

Aghh this thread has me laughing my arse off thank you.

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

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Get some platform shoes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get some platform shoes..... "

I look like a baby deer trying to walk....

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Get some platform shoes.....

I look like a baby deer trying to walk.... "
you'll be fine... put suckers on the bottoms so you don't slip....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need "

A hand...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need "

A bigger shower so we can all watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get some platform shoes.....

I look like a baby deer trying to walk.... you'll be fine... put suckers on the bottoms so you don't slip...."

This is getting less and less sexy by the minute!! Ooooooo I could use my platform trainers... although all that water will be like a tampon on the bottom and I’ll start shrinking again!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Well how about we get a massive shower, that has a step built in for the shorties, no tampon induced trainers needed, no hoisting...although could double up as a sex swing... and then we can all bend over and you can all fuck us? I call that a win!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Ok if we must

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

I will bring you the paperwork

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates..."

Express delivery please

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

I will bring you the paperwork

If you could... and of course a pen too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel "

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

"
yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

Pretty sure I’m never going to call you god

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

"
you trying to matchmake again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dismantle a wooden pallet and nail a wooden block to each flip flop. Put them on and you're instantly 4" higher. In a shower room, don't forget to seal them first with yacht varnish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

I’ve got a wedding to pay for of my own lol

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dismantle a wooden pallet and nail a wooden block to each flip flop. Put them on and you're instantly 4" higher. In a shower room, don't forget to seal them first with yacht varnish."

So pallet, flip flops, yacht varnish...oh and nails!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava "

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man "

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x"

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x"

You should jave daid..I've already got it set up... and a variety of sizes in platforms with suckers... fancy trying it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

You should jave daid..I've already got it set up... and a variety of sizes in platforms with suckers... fancy trying it?

Pahaha!!!

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x"
who wants soggy chocolates?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?"

It’s ok we are wearing poker visors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?"

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour "

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour "
they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady! "

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them

Seriously?! It’s chocolate...there is no dropping chocolate!

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc "

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them

Seriously?! It’s chocolate...there is no dropping chocolate!"

If you drop I suggest you have your back to the wall when bending over... never know who’s behind you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour they are a nightmare to get out of the plughole when you drop them.... and trust me you'll drop them

Seriously?! It’s chocolate...there is no dropping chocolate!

If you drop I suggest you have your back to the wall when bending over... never know who’s behind you

Good tip!

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!"

Easily solved

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it "

Room for a whale?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale? "

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale...."

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub"

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate"

Who's sitting on my lap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

Who's sitting on my lap?

Well I’m on Ads lap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

Who's sitting on my lap?

Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

Who's sitting on my lap?

Well I’m on Ads lap

Don't leave me hanging... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

Who's sitting on my lap?

Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool "

Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!!

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

Who's sitting on my lap?

Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool

Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!!"
yep heard it's fun...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

Who's sitting on my lap?

Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool

Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!!"

See forget the shower, a pool is your answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok so a hoist, some platform shoes and a step thing for the shower. Anything else I need

A hand...

Where do i sign up? . .

Let me get on to the bathstore for installation dates...

Express delivery please

I can maybe deliver by Friday, express camel

I'll check my diary.... yep that'll work

God you’re so easy

yeah that was my first choice of user name... but it was taken.

I think you too need a cubicle of your own

you trying to matchmake again lol

Me? Wouldn’t dream of it

Don’t buy a hat just yet

no hats only balaclava

Kinky... I like

Bit like the milk tray man

All because the lady loves..... to have sex in a shower

I personally wouldn’t know...hence the thread lol x

Chocolates or sex in the shower hmmmm

Can I be one of those greedy girls and have both

Oooooo it’s like the larkins!!! (Darling buds of May to all those young people) x who wants soggy chocolates?

Geeky me and you have similar sense of humour

We do and can I just say it’s a damn shame you are straight because you are one sexy lady!

Come on there’s no more in that shower for two hoists, steps, tow trucks , platforms etc

Hmm you two need a shower alone to cool down

Oh shush we have chocolate now!

Easily solved

Yes we are sitting in the bath eating it

Room for a whale?

Ok I said I was a porker but that’s mean

I meant small whale....

Fuck it let’s just get a hot tub

No I think a swimming pool at this rate

Who's sitting on my lap?

Get with it.. it’s a swimming pool

Now there is a place I know I can have sex without the need for any help!!

See forget the shower, a pool is your answer."

I’ll go with adults when it’s adult swim...I mean that’s what it’s for right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great thread

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