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"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before? " Surely does... It's how I became involved here and the regulars are really lovely too | |||
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"I broke the last one Had to write the title down so I didn't forget it Morning all " Morning minxy | |||
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"I broke the last one Had to write the title down so I didn't forget it Morning all Morning minxy " Morning, how's yourself today? | |||
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"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before? " Hello and welcome hello | |||
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"I broke the last one Had to write the title down so I didn't forget it Morning all Morning minxy Morning, how's yourself today? " Cant stop fecking yawning....them 2 shandy's last night | |||
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"Not sure if I've posted in this Morning anyway And happy New year " Well if you haven't welcome to the madness jo | |||
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"Good morning all, I suppose I better get up and start getting the dinner prepped x " Join the club....I'm just about to slow cooker a big joint of brisket | |||
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"I havent been in here before either. Hi " Hi rubi happy new year. ...good morning and welcome | |||
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"Good morning all, I suppose I better get up and start getting the dinner prepped x Join the club....I'm just about to slow cooker a big joint of brisket " Oh nice, we’ve got turkey again. We love it. The kids will be back on beef tomorrow x | |||
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"Just passing through... Happy New Year " Happy new year mate.. .you'll have to slow down and have a latte one of these days | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning " Evening thick heads ffs | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning " I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me " Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? | |||
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"Good morning everyone Its a beautiful morning here in the sunny south east, and I'm in a very good mood who would like some coffee? I've just put on a fresh brew " Latte for me thanks play | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning " I prefer tea first thing, I know I’m awkward x | |||
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"Good morning everyone Its a beautiful morning here in the sunny south east, and I'm in a very good mood who would like some coffee? I've just put on a fresh brew Latte for me thanks play " [_]° latte for Mistress Coming right up! | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I prefer tea first thing, I know I’m awkward x " ...and a tea for Angie too.. [_]° | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? " Eenie... That's my real life nickname | |||
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"Good morning everyone Its a beautiful morning here in the sunny south east, and I'm in a very good mood who would like some coffee? I've just put on a fresh brew Latte for me thanks play [_]° latte for Mistress Coming right up! " I'm gagging here play | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? " Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx" Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? | |||
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"morning all xxx someone ring me in please got a 36 hr shift to do " Of ffs...what time does that start? | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head?" Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again " Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks " not so much of the old if you dont mind | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks " I know, fed up feeling ill | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks not so much of the old if you dont mind" Sowwy young crock | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill " Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound | |||
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"morning all xxx someone ring me in please got a 36 hr shift to do " Good god | |||
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"morning all xxx someone ring me in please got a 36 hr shift to do Good god " Ore even Good Lord | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound " Lucky you! | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! " Am I though | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though" It's always good to have a break from mucky women | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though It's always good to have a break from mucky women " Yeah your right...still got two hands eh | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though It's always good to have a break from mucky women Yeah your right...still got two hands eh " Oh yes!.... | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though It's always good to have a break from mucky women Yeah your right...still got two hands eh Oh yes!.... " That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though It's always good to have a break from mucky women Yeah your right...still got two hands eh Oh yes!.... That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker " But..in the nicest possible way! | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though It's always good to have a break from mucky women Yeah your right...still got two hands eh Oh yes!.... That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker " nothing wrong with being a wanker at least u know what turns you on and don't have high expectations of your hand lol | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though It's always good to have a break from mucky women Yeah your right...still got two hands eh Oh yes!.... That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker But..in the nicest possible way! " Smooth bugger | |||
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"Me thinks there's a few regulars with think heads in need of a latte this morning I had my think head on which is why I changed my user name to something which sounds sophisticated and naughty... Just like the real me Well I called you Minxy for short before....what the feck am I going to call you now? Coq? Morning all and Happy New year to you all xx Happy new year _amiss....how's your head? Morning Mistress, my head is banging, not through drink, but this bloody cold virus....again Oh feck you and _oddy are a right pair of fecking old crocks I know, fed up feeling ill Luckily now I'm having a quiet lull and not seeing any mucky women...my health is sound Lucky you! Am I though It's always good to have a break from mucky women Yeah your right...still got two hands eh Oh yes!.... That seems a very diplomatic way of agreeing with me that.. I'm a wanker But..in the nicest possible way! Smooth bugger " | |||
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"I do believe everyone on here is a wanker at some time or another " only if you come from newark | |||
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"I do believe everyone on here is a wanker at some time or another only if you come from newark" or s cunt horpe lol | |||
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"I do believe everyone on here is a wanker at some time or another only if you come from newarkor s cunt horpe lol" Ah so your the c**t in Scunthorpe eh | |||
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"Hey I seen that polar bear ad thing today. ...quite good it was too. Now let that be a end of the subject " see told you so | |||
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"Hey I seen that polar bear ad thing today. ...quite good it was too. Now let that be a end of the subject " I have to say I like the squirrels best | |||
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"Hey I seen that polar bear ad thing today. ...quite good it was too. Now let that be a end of the subject see told you so " I've a new name for you _oddy Fecking Joe Pasquale | |||
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"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before? Hello and welcome hello " Thank you, just popped back on. | |||
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"Evening all.... Kettle on? " Oh is that it for the booze now? haha | |||
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"Evening all.... Kettle on? " No but I've just filled the coffee machine | |||
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"Evening all.... Kettle on? Oh is that it for the booze now? haha" I'm a lightweight.... Back to work in the morning so booze is off the menu for now | |||
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"Is this a place that welcomes someone that hasn't posted on said thread before? Hello and welcome hello Thank you, just popped back on." And play being here didn't effect that decision eh | |||
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"Evening all.... Kettle on? No but I've just filled the coffee machine " Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress | |||
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"Evening all.... Kettle on? No but I've just filled the coffee machine Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress " It's on its way now....oops hang on do you want a drop of vanilla in it? | |||
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"Evening all.... Kettle on? No but I've just filled the coffee machine Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress It's on its way now....oops hang on do you want a drop of vanilla in it? " Not tonight thank you.... Not in a very vanilla mood | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X" Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff.... | |||
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"In bed now... Gonna watch Mrs Brown at 10 then bed ready for work tomorrow " I meant sleep ffs | |||
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"Evening all.... Kettle on? No but I've just filled the coffee machine Yaaayyyy!!! I'd love a latte if you've a cup to spare, please Mistress It's on its way now....oops hang on do you want a drop of vanilla in it? Not tonight thank you.... Not in a very vanilla mood " There you go...and that's what I like to hear | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X" Hello and good evening | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X" Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff.... " Your mummy's making you bloody lazy | |||
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"I blame Play and Coq for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha " Stop calling me a cock Please | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? " Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx | |||
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"In bed now... Gonna watch Mrs Brown at 10 then bed ready for work tomorrow I meant sleep ffs " Are you sure? | |||
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"I blame Play and Coq for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha " I get that | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Hello and good evening " Good evening x | |||
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"I blame Play and *Coquette* for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha Stop calling me a cock Please " Better? | |||
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"I blame Play and Coq for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha Stop calling me a cock Please " Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx" That's my girl x | |||
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"I blame Play and Coq for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha Stop calling me a cock Please Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay " ... that hadn't been lost | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff.... Your mummy's making you bloody lazy " Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage... | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x" Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... " Now twirl is a different chocolate | |||
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"I blame Play and Coq for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha Stop calling me a cock Please Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay " Ffs | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff.... Your mummy's making you bloody lazy Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage... " Hang on till 6 o clock when the yellow stickers come out | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... Now twirl is a different chocolate " It's Cadburys ...yuk yuk yuk. I actually went like flakes that much... Now a ripple! That's another story.. X | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... Now twirl is a different chocolate It's Cadburys ...yuk yuk yuk. I actually went like flakes that much... Now a ripple! That's another story.. X" I don't mind making ripples... better than waves haha | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff.... Your mummy's making you bloody lazy Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage... Hang on till 6 o clock when the yellow stickers come out " Or rifle through the bins.. | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... " Oi now your fecking pushing it...we deffo have none of that in here | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... Now twirl is a different chocolate " Oh forgot about that | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... Oi now your fecking pushing it...we deffo have none of that in here " watches Mr hello put oil on the floor | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Your welcome my lovely I don't suppose you want vanilla either? Nothing vanilla about me dahling.. Unless it's got a flake in it. Xx That's my girl x Takes a bow... Twirls a bit... Now twirl is a different chocolate It's Cadburys ...yuk yuk yuk. I actually went like flakes that much... Now a ripple! That's another story.. X" Ripples are great...nowhere near as messy as a flake | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx" Oi | |||
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"I blame Play and Coq for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha Stop calling me a cock Please Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay Ffs " My fwb (when he was still active on the site) used to joke about us setting up a couples profile, because no matter what way we combined the elements of our names it just worked | |||
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"Well I've wandered in here on the promise of free beverages and general bonne hommie.... X Welcome to Café Mistress... Mistress will be along shortly to take your order as he just can't get the staff.... Your mummy's making you bloody lazy Back to normality tomorrow.... No more of Mammy's roast dinners I shall have to return to the wild and forage in the depths of the supermarket like a savage... Hang on till 6 o clock when the yellow stickers come out Or rifle through the bins.. " I wouldn't go that far | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx" Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? | |||
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"I blame Play and Coq for me being here... Typical male response I'm afraid haha Stop calling me a cock Please Imagine if we had a couple's profile.... We could be called CoqPlay Ffs My fwb (when he was still active on the site) used to joke about us setting up a couples profile, because no matter what way we combined the elements of our names it just worked " Feck I feel a name change coming on | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? " horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning " Are you still Joe? | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning " Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! " If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs " No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! " Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful" Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then " Do please _amiss if just to shut me up | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then Do please _amiss if just to shut me up " I will, sweetie. Seeing gp for blood results, this week, for all my other ailments. Think this cold is related to them. | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then Do please _amiss if just to shut me up I will, sweetie. Seeing gp for blood results, this week, for all my other ailments. Think this cold is related to them. " Good. ...well I need to get off before I blow a gasket tonight....as it's been one other those nights...but heyho tomorrow's another day na night _amiss x | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx Evening Voddy... Super thanks.. How's your day been? horrible still at work now but tucked away in bed in training room and I don't care what they say I'm going home sick in morning Think I'll get in your sick bed with you! If it's on your chests ...get to the fecking doc for antibiotics ffs No, not on my chest, its a cold virus, runny nose, headache, coughing. The bottle of pinot seemed to have helped! Well at least let the doctor hear it...._oddys sounds fecking awful Got an appointment this week, for other stuff, so she will check it out then Do please _amiss if just to shut me up I will, sweetie. Seeing gp for blood results, this week, for all my other ailments. Think this cold is related to them. Good. ...well I need to get off before I blow a gasket tonight....as it's been one other those nights...but heyho tomorrow's another day na night _amiss x" Ok, lovely, na night, see ya the morrow xx | |||
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"Evening eenie play hope ur well ladies xx" I'm still bloody awake... Can't sleep | |||
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"I didn't sleep ether" I got about 2.5 hours... Looks like I'm driving to work with the windows open | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. " But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get " Ah, thank you How are you today? | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get Ah, thank you How are you today? " I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive | |||
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"Good afternoon all, it’s a bit nippy today x " Afternoon Angie! Yes miserable day. | |||
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"Good afternoon all, it’s a bit nippy today x " Afternoon angie... it's not a bit here..it's fecking freezing | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get Ah, thank you How are you today? I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive " Excellent news! | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get Ah, thank you How are you today? I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive Excellent news! " I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get Ah, thank you How are you today? I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive Excellent news! I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one " Well, I certainly hope its a much better one for you both! xx | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get Ah, thank you How are you today? I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive Excellent news! I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one Well, I certainly hope its a much better one for you both! xx" Thanks _amiss | |||
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"Not much sleep here, either, runny nose, coughing.... fortunately, I don't have to go to work. Hope you have a good day, lovely ladies. But you get my sympathies lovely as it's a horrible bug to get Ah, thank you How are you today? I'm good I've had a phone call with some very good news on the daughter front that has made me feel a lot more positive Excellent news! I know...so hopefully it's goodbye to a shite year and hello to a good new one Well, I certainly hope its a much better one for you both! xx Thanks _amiss " | |||
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"oooooo its scary in ere " Voddy.....boo | |||
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"oooooo its scary in ere Voddy.....boo " i cant get this time machine to work ive put the milk in it | |||
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"oooooo its scary in ere Voddy.....boo i cant get this time machine to work ive put the milk in it" Cosmos you have the fecking latte machine ffs | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside " Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there? | |||
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"Morning all, still coughing and sneezing Hope everyone else is well, this breezy morning " Aw come to the north east..no winds no bugs.....oh hang on | |||
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"morning sami my cough isnt so bad now x" That's good, lovely. | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning " Aw ffs what for now | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning " Really, what's she done now? | |||
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"Morning all, still coughing and sneezing Hope everyone else is well, this breezy morning Aw come to the north east..no winds no bugs.....oh hang on " Haha | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? " Whatever I'm supposed to have done..I'm innocent...innocent I tell ya | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? Whatever I'm supposed to have done..I'm innocent...innocent I tell ya " Hmmmm...I'm going to watch it on plus one | |||
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"Good morning all x " Morning, lovely Angie | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? " they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies" Haha! Was it that supermoon? | |||
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"Good morning all x " Morning angie | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? Whatever I'm supposed to have done..I'm innocent...innocent I tell ya Hmmmm...I'm going to watch it on plus one " | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie " Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies" Phew it could have been worse | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies Haha! Was it that supermoon? " Oh them big red ones? I've seen a couple of them | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again " You know them angie.. pack of feckers | |||
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"mistress has just had a mention on this morning Really, what's she done now? they were on about the full moon thought the feckers bent over again doing moonies Haha! Was it that supermoon? Oh them big red ones? I've seen a couple of them " Hahaha! I bet you have! | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again You know them angie.. pack of feckers " You love us really.... | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again You know them angie.. pack of feckers " keep off the gherkins strong gusts of wind forecast | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again You know them angie.. pack of feckers You love us really.... " I'd be lost without you winding me up | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again You know them angie.. pack of feckers You love us really.... I'd be lost without you winding me up " Ah...group {{{hug}}}...xx | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again You know them angie.. pack of feckers You love us really.... I'd be lost without you winding me up Ah...group {{{hug}}}...xx" {{{hug}}} | |||
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"Good morning all x Morning angie Hi mistress, are they giving you grief again You know them angie.. pack of feckers You love us really.... I'd be lost without you winding me up Ah...group {{{hug}}}...xx {{{hug}}} " Thank you | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there?" No I didn't have Brussels last night! Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there? No I didn't have Brussels last night! Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x " It's like spring up here | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there? No I didn't have Brussels last night! Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x It's like spring up here " Are you saying you have no wind up yours? | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there? No I didn't have Brussels last night! Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x It's like spring up here Are you saying you have no wind up yours? " bet she's worse than Donald trump | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there? No I didn't have Brussels last night! Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x It's like spring up here Are you saying you have no wind up yours? bet she's worse than Donald trump" Haha, that's all that latte stuff she drinks, I would think ! | |||
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"Actually I've just been to the shop and it's blue sky and wind is dropping .I hope play is alright as they have it pretty bad over there" Hopefully, it will quieten down for everyone | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there? No I didn't have Brussels last night! Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x It's like spring up here " Walking back to work with a head wind and laden down with stuff from Dunelm is slightly challenging | |||
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"Grrrr I'm so gonna that my neighbour not only does he use my bins he has been told about he's now out there washing 3 cars with a hose pipe water every where if it freezes ile be bloody dancing on ice before Sunday he knows daughter is on crutches fecking eejit" Bloody neighbours | |||
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"Morning all... Sounds like carnage outside Morning eenie is it a bit windy down there? No I didn't have Brussels last night! Actually it is bloody windy... I'm having a lunchtime walk and it's a beautiful day except for the wind x It's like spring up here Walking back to work with a head wind and laden down with stuff from Dunelm is slightly challenging " I love dunelms always have my curtains made there. | |||
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"Grrrr I'm so gonna that my neighbour not only does he use my bins he has been told about he's now out there washing 3 cars with a hose pipe water every where if it freezes ile be bloody dancing on ice before Sunday he knows daughter is on crutches fecking eejit" Oi stop mentioning that shite But you can start another thread as I'm dashing about ffs | |||
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