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over a year ago
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Ok, it's been a while since there was a thread on this, so:
I'm grabbing my Telecaster and claiming the post of rhythm guitar.
Now all we need is a singer, lead guitarist, bassist, keyboard player and drummer. Can we get a brass section together.
So come on fellow musical fabbers, claim your place in the fab band |
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"Ok, it's been a while since there was a thread on this, so:
I'm grabbing my Telecaster and claiming the post of rhythm guitar.
Now all we need is a singer, lead guitarist, bassist, keyboard player and drummer. Can we get a brass section together.
So come on fellow musical fabbers, claim your place in the fab band"
Can I be one of those gyrating backing singers please.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok, it's been a while since there was a thread on this, so:
I'm grabbing my Telecaster and claiming the post of rhythm guitar.
Now all we need is a singer, lead guitarist, bassist, keyboard player and drummer. Can we get a brass section together.
So come on fellow musical fabbers, claim your place in the fab band
Can I be one of those gyrating backing singers please. "
Oh yes, a bit of sex appeal (cause it ain't going to come from me!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right we have a lead singer (who claims they can't sing), lead guitarist, rhythm guitarist and drummer.
Come on bass and keyboard players!"
I’ll be your keyboard player because I know how to play your keys  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll sing. Can I have a tambourine too please? And floaty ribbons and such on my mic stand? "
Well we already have a volunteer for singer, but if you're going Stevie Nicks then we might as well go the full Fleetwood Man and get her to be Christine McVie (we'll have to get her to play keyboards for the full effect though) |
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"I'll sing. Can I have a tambourine too please? And floaty ribbons and such on my mic stand?
Well we already have a volunteer for singer, but if you're going Stevie Nicks then we might as well go the full Fleetwood Man and get her to be Christine McVie (we'll have to get her to play keyboards for the full effect though)"
That sounds perfect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'll discourage you from developing the accompanying c*caine habit. Singers on that stuff are a pain to work with (and yes I do speak from experience!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts
Manager? Someone's got to get us the gigs"
I’m useless at that, that’s why I ended up in Cloud Cuckoo Land. I’ll go play with myself instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a good rodie. Rodie's get chicks don't they? "
You'll need to grow a big beard and get some more tattoo's, oh and swear ffs, then come to my dressing room and snort sherbert off my tits....OK? 
Peach x |
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"I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts
Manager? Someone's got to get us the gigs
I’m useless at that, that’s why I ended up in Cloud Cuckoo Land. I’ll go play with myself instead "
Off to play on the old banjo string, eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a good rodie. Rodie's get chicks don't they?
You'll need to grow a big beard and get some more tattoo's, oh and swear ffs, then come to my dressing room and snort sherbert off my tits....OK?
Peach x"
My New Years resolutions right there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a bass player!
I have also had no meets, which proves I'm a bass player  "
Bass players are the dark horses of the band, quiet but keeping many a dirty secret.
(Yes, I have been a bass player in bands in the past  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I play guitar and sing but it sounds like you’re sorted on both fronts
Manager? Someone's got to get us the gigs
I’m useless at that, that’s why I ended up in Cloud Cuckoo Land. I’ll go play with myself instead
Off to play on the old banjo string, eh? "
Nah that snapped  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a bass player!
I have also had no meets, which proves I'm a bass player
Bass players are the dark horses of the band, quiet but keeping many a dirty secret.
(Yes, I have been a bass player in bands in the past )"
Ah you understand the true value of a bass player. Keeps the rhythm section in check, balances the ego of the lead guitarist, and is constantly supplied beer in exchange for silence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh sorry I was to late
I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience
Xxxx"
Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh sorry I was to late
I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience
Xxxx
Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!"
Don't we?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh sorry I was to late
I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience
Xxxx
Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!"
So infrequentdalliance who was bass player got elbowed out for what reason as he put in his name as bass player  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh sorry I was to late
I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience
Xxxx
Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!
So infrequentdalliance who was bass player got elbowed out for what reason as he put in his name as bass player "
No tits... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drums, percussion, bass guitar or trombone here. "
That's the start of the brass section then. Come on trumpeters and saxophonists, get your instruments out and have a play! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh sorry I was to late
I was going to offer lead singer with base guitar as that was my job for 26 years so plenty of experience
Xxxx
Actually looking back, we don't have a bass player, you're in!
So infrequentdalliance who was bass player got elbowed out for what reason as he put in his name as bass player
No tits..."
Maybe not but you have a great arse |
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"I can play with my ding a ling ling lol"
Hahaha - you’d have a lot of those from fab - the wankers rhythm section - slow, slow, quick, quick, slow ( a bit of tango rhythm there).
As lead singer is gone (in my guise as 2Tone the karaoke singer), I could bring a friend and demo a bit of ballroom or latin (cha cha cha or tango works quite well for lots of songs).
2Tone aka Twat |
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