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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shouldn't worry, if it's fun to pursue continue, if not, try other things that float your boat - for the record I have never had an oral orgasm as it does nothing for me and I don't feel I'm missing out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear! Perhaps ask some trusted friends to recommend a playmate that they have roadtested and that can deliver the goods?
I agree the good ones can be hard to find! |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars |
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "
I'm the other way around, it gets to a point and I'm a bit "no no more get inside me now"  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars
I'm the other way around, it gets to a point and I'm a bit "no no more get inside me now" "
Years ago I had that when men/women used to bother and make an attempt to get someone off. I would get to the flying up the bed enough stage and fuck me kind person haha
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "
But do you talk to them ? Tell them what you like ? Maybe tell them exactly what to do, what gets you off  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"You should increase your odds.
I'm doing very little in march  
I match your 3 by the way  ( I actually can beat it) . "
March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars
But do you talk to them ? Tell them what you like ? Maybe tell them exactly what to do, what gets you off "
Oh yes they are told! In explicit detail repeatedly..... folk just think they know better cos after 3 mins I'm not like something out of when Harry met Sally |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
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Op I have this very same issue until recently . Guys just don't try hard enough , same old 2 mins and they've had enough which leaves me very frustrated, disappointed and wondering why I have met them.
But .... Don't stop trying to find someone as eventually you will. My last 2 meets with the same guy have been amazing. I've had more oral orgasms than I have in the last 3 years. The best thing is he just doesn't stop after one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should increase your odds.
I'm doing very little in march
I match your 3 by the way ( I actually can beat it) .
March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement "
you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "
Damn! It’s a shame you’re so far away. I’d love to go down on you for as long as it takes! |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Op I have this very same issue until recently . Guys just don't try hard enough , same old 2 mins and they've had enough which leaves me very frustrated, disappointed and wondering why I have met them.
But .... Don't stop trying to find someone as eventually you will. My last 2 meets with the same guy have been amazing. I've had more oral orgasms than I have in the last 3 years. The best thing is he just doesn't stop after one "
I shall keep on with my search! There has to be someone who can put a smile on my face. Well there is I just have to find them. Curses to these women who cum when you look at them as its made people lazy and want instant glory. Sometimes it takes a little work.
Glad you've met someone who provides! You can have my 2017 share of orgasms  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"If you don't get at least 10 offers after this post all the blokes need to hand in their "SuperStud Man" cards on their way out "
Ive not had 1 offer and tbf I don't think I'd want one from the forum as chances are it'll be from someone who lives miles away or who may manage it but it'll be a one hit wonder |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"You should increase your odds.
I'm doing very little in march
I match your 3 by the way ( I actually can beat it) .
March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement
you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you. "
Would it become catastrophic??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "
3 minutes hahahah amateurs i prefer foreplay the best part needs to be a lot longer than that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should increase your odds.
I'm doing very little in march
I match your 3 by the way ( I actually can beat it) .
March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement
you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you.
Would it become catastrophic???"
I like to describe my sexual prowess as ' not the worst thing to happen that day'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should increase your odds.
I'm doing very little in march
I match your 3 by the way ( I actually can beat it) .
March mmmmmm well given how abysmal 2017 started for me sexually march next year would be an improvement
you use the word abysmal, please don't build it up to be ruined for you.
Would it become catastrophic???
I like to describe my sexual prowess as ' not the worst thing to happen that day'
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That would be mine - can’t think of anything worse that could happen  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars
3 minutes hahahah amateurs i prefer foreplay the best part needs to be a lot longer than that "
Agreed! |
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars "
Is there a clit phobia in the North East? I'd have thought squadrons of M-divers would be plotting a course to the jade gate .... Hmmmm ... Baffling...  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars
Is there a clit phobia in the North East? I'd have thought squadrons of M-divers would be plotting a course to the jade gate .... Hmmmm ... Baffling... "
Haha I don't know.... might explain it. Never met so many men that either don't perform oral or will only spend a cpl mins doing it..... they're broken |
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars
Is there a clit phobia in the North East? I'd have thought squadrons of M-divers would be plotting a course to the jade gate .... Hmmmm ... Baffling...
Haha I don't know.... might explain it. Never met so many men that either don't perform oral or will only spend a cpl mins doing it..... they're broken "
It could be that on swinger sites penetration by steaming shaft is pretty much regarded as a must. Check out the 'hard not hard' thread - quite an eye opener ... |
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Damn. That is a shame. I’m sure you’re inbox will be overflowing with offers from men with 8 inch tongues who can breathe through their ears!
Is it because you find it hard to cum through oral or it just takes a bit longer to reach orgasm? What are you like with very light prolonged clitoral stimulation? I’d probably bound and blindfold you then use a very gentle featherlight touch on your clit, building the orgasm slowly until the point of no return.
I’m sure if you asked nicely you could get whatever you wanted! |
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I’m confused by men who think 3 mins is sufficient...Bitch usually desires 15-30 mins, by which time she is very turned on and has her first orgasm...although there was that one time that took 75 minutes...after which I needed a tongue splint! For me, it’s about how much you want to give rather than receive...and we both love to give. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy a squeel...
A what??
A sex toy that simulates oral sex. I've not tried one but would be keen to know if they are any good"
Tried one, they are rubbish. A pointless gimick. |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Plenty of times people post threads that are rounded upon because there are just meet me threads, well....  "
If you were insinuating this was a meet me thread then you're very mistaken. It was more a bit fun and to see what the betting odds would be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Plenty of times people post threads that are rounded upon because there are just meet me threads, well....
If you were insinuating this was a meet me thread then you're very mistaken. It was more a bit fun and to see what the betting odds would be "
I was hoping it was a meet me thread.
Damn my stupid optimism  |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I looked at this thread and wondered for a good minute or two how your mouth can experience orgasm
Innocence is sometimes an annoying thing "
Apparently a mouth orgasm is a thing..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I looked at this thread and wondered for a good minute or two how your mouth can experience orgasm
Innocence is sometimes an annoying thing
Apparently a mouth orgasm is a thing....."
Really? 
*goes off Google searching* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"According to the Kama Sutra, a woman’s mouth perfectly mirrors her genitals: the lips like the labia, the Cupid’s bow like the clitoris and the hard palate just above the front teeth like the G-spot.
When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."
Who knew??
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By (user no longer on site)
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""According to the Kama Sutra, a woman’s mouth perfectly mirrors her genitals: the lips like the labia, the Cupid’s bow like the clitoris and the hard palate just above the front teeth like the G-spot.
When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."
Who knew??
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I like snogging. |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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""According to the Kama Sutra, a woman’s mouth perfectly mirrors her genitals: the lips like the labia, the Cupid’s bow like the clitoris and the hard palate just above the front teeth like the G-spot.
When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."
Who knew??
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Yep I did know! Glad to impart some knowledge.
I won't be awaiting this orgasm any time soon tho- I would have more luck with the lottery |
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""According to the Kama Sutra, a woman’s mouth perfectly mirrors her genitals: the lips like the labia, the Cupid’s bow like the clitoris and the hard palate just above the front teeth like the G-spot.
When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."
Who knew??
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It’s like the courgette revelation! |
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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "
I’ve only ever had one in my life (3 years ago) so you're way ahead of me |
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""According to the Kama Sutra, a woman’s mouth perfectly mirrors her genitals: the lips like the labia, the Cupid’s bow like the clitoris and the hard palate just above the front teeth like the G-spot.
When a man takes his time to caress his lover’s mouth with deep, passionate kisses not only will he be awarded with increased arousal; he may actually awaken a full-blown orgasm for her."
Who knew??
I like snogging. "
Have you ever given an orgasm by kissing someone? I am now intrigued |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "
you do know you're going to get lots of guys saying but you haven't met me yet |
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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? you do know you're going to get lots of guys saying but you haven't met me yet "
Ive not had 1.... you are mistaken |
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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? you do know you're going to get lots of guys saying but you haven't met me yet
Ive not had 1.... you are mistaken "
im never mistaken |
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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "
Tell anyone you meet they don't get pleasured until they give you 2 oral orgasms. |
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"I don't fancy going into minus figures haha really would be a 68 and i owe you one scenario or 67.
It is my most fav way to climax I just find partners far too selfish. If it doesn't happen within 3 mins of tongue hitting clit they start ramming fingers up or want their play time.
Ive tried the whole "this person is great and i came" - I didn't
I'm going to aim for at least 5 in 2018 - shoot for the stars
I'm the other way around, it gets to a point and I'm a bit "no no more get inside me now"
Years ago I had that when men/women used to bother and make an attempt to get someone off. I would get to the flying up the bed enough stage and fuck me kind person haha
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I will keep going untill either the lady cums or she wants me inside her. Never been selfish when it comes to giving pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never had an oral orgasm which is probably why i don't enjoy receiving like I do giving it I think I've been missing out a bit "
You definitely have, I’d not had much experience of receiving oral until I met my mr and though he said he was good I didn’t realise just how good. Now I know that done right it can be fantastic, and makes me cum so many times x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So anyone that has read my profile struggles or rather finds it incredulous that in 2016 I only had 3 oral orgasms and up until a few days ago hadn't had one in 2017.
Going by those odds should 2018 see the amount increase? "
My calculator is broke....
I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess
However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one |
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"I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess
However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one "
Well ... If you're auditioning... |
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"I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess
However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one
Well ... If you're auditioning... "
I'm more of a receiver |
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"I'd need to know how many opportunities had presented themselves to achieve said oral orgasm because I could make a scientific guess
However, I predict it will be a good year for you, I'm going for at least the one. But it will be a good one
Well ... If you're auditioning...
I'm more of a receiver "
That's what i meant - roadtesting providers |
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