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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"...... "

Dress like a cheap tart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..act like a lady of uncertain age!

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Cough, sneeze or laugh with a full bladder

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Pass up the opportunity for a tea or a wee lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Utter the words ‘oooh, she’ll catch her death in that outfit’ - it’s shocking when you open your mouth and your mother comes out

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Wear leopard print

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Wear leopard print "

Fuck that

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By *heik yourwillyMan over a year ago

shire

spit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give two squirts of piss what anyone else thinks

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Don’t know?

Who wrote a rule book then?

Like I care what anyone else thinks.

Mrs M

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear leopard print "

I know a lady of a certain age who looks stunning in leopard print!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Act their age

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick "

Nowt wrong with red lipstick if it’s applied properly with the right eye make up!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick

Nowt wrong with red lipstick if it’s applied properly with the right eye make up!!! "

Or heels

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By *ammyharrogateWoman over a year ago

Harrogate

Shouldn’t listen to a bald man with a beard from Dundee and be themselves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They should never let blokes tell them what they should and shouldn't do.

I'd suggest they should give them a slap in their judgemental gobs but I'm a peacenik, which is inconvenient at times like this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouldn’t listen to a bald man with a beard from Dundee and be themselves

Quite right, listen to a bald man with a beard from the west Midlands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"......

Dress like a cheap tart."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Utter the words ‘oooh, she’ll catch her death in that outfit’ - it’s shocking when you open your mouth and your mother comes out

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By *ethnmelvCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Don’t know?

Who wrote a rule book then?

Like I care what anyone else thinks.

Mrs M"

Totally with you there

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By *abmummy27Woman over a year ago

up north

Give two monkey's what anyone thinks look at pat butcher when she was alive leopard print and red lipstick let her be haha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Take too much notice of anything I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take too much notice of anything I say

Someone's making the most of it after being allowed back in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Take too much notice of anything I say

Someone's making the most of it after being allowed back in

Don't know what you mean

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick "

Haha, tell that to all the vintage dancers!!

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick "

Next you’ll be saying they shouldn’t get their knockers out in public

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear uggs or fuggs lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck with her false teeth in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick

Next you’ll be saying they shouldn’t get their knockers out in public

Oh my God. I am having palpitations

She'll get cold.

Now tuck your vest into your knickers and get home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear stilettos to work in Asda

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Nowt wrong with dressing like a tart or even leopard print

IF you can pull it off

Some ladies of a certain age still look just as good as they did years ago so why not

Xxx

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick

Next you’ll be saying they shouldn’t get their knockers out in public

Oh my God. I am having palpitations

She'll get cold.

Now tuck your vest into your knickers and get home "

Knickers you say?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Never adhere to the rules that others would impose, when you know what you need and lets you know that you are alive and living

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go out without a woolly vest on XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on a trampoline without emptying tanks first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"......

Dress like a cheap tart."

I disagree to an extent

If you still got it flaunt it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

Or red lipstick "

Mmmmmmm yes

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Conform to suit other people

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"...... "

Give a fuck about what others think!

I don't

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

What is "a certain age" ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear a thong on the beach with a big fat ass

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"......

Give a fuck about what others think!

I don't "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart in mixed company

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is "a certain age" ?"
39

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"What is "a certain age" ?39

Phew! That's me out. I can do what I like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is "a certain age" ?39

Phew! That's me out. I can do what I like

"
lol yes you can see I'm a life saver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is "a certain age" ?"

42.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"What is "a certain age" ?

42."

Good I'm still out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not really "certain" about my age, like many members on fab.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

...give a tits behind what anyone else thinks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bow down to stereotypes and should embrace the fact that they're fantastic, no matter what anyone else thinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear leopard print

Fuck that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shouldn’t listen to a bald man with a beard from Dundee and be themselves

Now then, at no point did I imply a woman should do anything. Infsct I bieve the best answer was 'obey the rules'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be told what too do.

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

A lady of a certain age should never......

Worry about being any age at all..

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat jelly babies i mean cmon

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

...feel uncomfortable in her own skin. You've earnt it so wear it with pride. If others don't appreciate it so be it, what does it matter to you?

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