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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas. |
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"In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas. "
Do you have an instant teleport service too?   |
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"In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas.
Do you have an instant teleport service too? "
Bat phone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas. "
Well that was over quickly!  |
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"In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas. "
I believe it and I believe in Father Christmas  |
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"Yeah insta shag only works for the ladies on here... good job it's not how it works I the real world "
Says who? Quantity doesnt always mean quality. Id rather have a wank than fuck some on here. Less mess and guaranteed to cum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas. "
errrr honestly. fancy a fuck has worked for someone on here with me |
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By *av.x.69Man
over a year ago
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"In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas.
Do you have an instant teleport service too?
Bat phone "
I was thinking of fixed landline and Matrix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah insta shag only works for the ladies on here... good job it's not how it works I the real world "
In the real world guys would fuck mud if it wore a bit of lippy. And afterwards they would want an instant sandwich. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the spirit of Christmas I'm doing an instant shag thread for those that struggle!
So if you've been here a month, no responses to any messages then today's your lucky day!
If you believe this you'll believe anything fellas. "
I believe in elves |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the spirit of equality, me and the rest of the guys here are happy to provide the service to ladies that require it  "
I'm not! Have you seen some of 'em!  |
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"In the spirit of equality, me and the rest of the guys here are happy to provide the service to ladies that require it
I'm not! Have you seen some of 'em! "
Sorry mate, you're in now. Good luck, and no crying please, it puts them off |
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"In the spirit of equality, me and the rest of the guys here are happy to provide the service to ladies that require it
I'm not! Have you seen some of 'em!
Sorry mate, you're in now. Good luck, and no crying please, it puts them off
Pass me the blindfold...ffs man  "
That's the spirit. Don't remove the blindfold even if it all goes quiet. Sometimes they do that as a trap |
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"Yeah insta shag only works for the ladies on here... good job it's not how it works I the real world
In the real world guys would fuck mud if it wore a bit of lippy. And afterwards they would want an instant sandwich.
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But the shade of lippy is important. |
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