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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual?  |
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"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual? "
Stay home, watch the game on the telly. Diddle the missus. |
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"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual? "
I think you already know the answer to this dilemma , assuming you aren’t already pissed .
No one in their right mind would even consider going to watch their team get annihilated in these conditions would they ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Compromise, go and watch the first half in the cold. When it's 0-4 at halfback time, head home to the warm for the baileys and a fuck."
0-4 at half time.. I'll be happy with that  |
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Miss the game!!
The Christmas period has been utter turd results wise for me so watching the Blue shite dismantle the Toon will tip me over the edge!
If you do decide to go to the game can I take up the other option please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual?
I think you already know the answer to this dilemma , assuming you aren’t already pissed .
No one in their right mind would even consider going to watch their team get annihilated in these conditions would they ?
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Well it is usually a weekly ritual, but tonight I fear a new Premiership scoreline may be created  |
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"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual?
I think you already know the answer to this dilemma , assuming you aren’t already pissed .
No one in their right mind would even consider going to watch their team get annihilated in these conditions would they ?
Well it is usually a weekly ritual, but tonight I fear a new Premiership scoreline may be created "
Well I hope not , I really wish for a Newcastle win |
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"Suppose to be meeting the lads at 4 for pre match drinkies in the town , then up to the ground for tonights Newcastle v Man City match. Now given that we are utter shite and Man City are scoring for fun at the moment, and the weather forecast is vile. Temp. down to freezing later on. Do I stay in the nice warm house and watch it on T.V. open my Baileys and Fuck the Mrs or do I go and freeze my nuts off and suffer the humiliation of a huge scoreline as per usual? "
Neither, watch something good instead and spend time with your lady.  |
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1-0 win Captain Jamal. Go to the game win, lose (Most likely outcome) or draw go and hone and have sex with the missus as either a celebration or a pick me up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well the thought of maybe upsetting the big boys has proven too much of a temptation, Wrapped up like an Eskimo and awaiting my Taxi.. Have a great night you sexy Fabbers whatever you are doing |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Go to the game, watch Newcastle beat Man City (miracles can happen), then home for bailey’s and a celebratory shag  "
I admire your optimism here Miss I.
I share the hope that the Toon nobble city and the OP gets his post game celebrity oats |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Well the thought of maybe upsetting the big boys has proven too much of a temptation, Wrapped up like an Eskimo and awaiting my Taxi.. Have a great night you sexy Fabbers whatever you are doing "
All the best! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Go to the game, watch Newcastle beat Man City (miracles can happen), then home for bailey’s and a celebratory shag
I admire your optimism here Miss I.
I share the hope that the Toon nobble city and the OP gets his post game celebrity oats "
Ali here, I feel it will be a Consolidating shag to be honest |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Go to the game, watch Newcastle beat Man City (miracles can happen), then home for bailey’s and a celebratory shag
I admire your optimism here Miss I.
I share the hope that the Toon nobble city and the OP gets his post game celebrity oats Ali here, I feel it will be a Consolidating shag to be honest "
I have no you will both enjoy regardless |
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