When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.
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By *ookMan
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Never sleep with someone who is more hairy than you... never eat anything bigger than your head and if you have to go ‘urggggg’ to pick it do not pick it up...
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"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.
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Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool!  |
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"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.
What's your Christmas tip ?
Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool! "
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"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.
What's your Christmas tip ?
Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool!
Why not ?"
The need to hide car keys against car bugglies (guess you meant burglar) and you have hidden mallets!  |
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"When one is bladdered on Saturday do NOT hide the car keys safely from the car bugglies. A fucking whole hour looking and they were in the kitchen cupboard by the mallet..... should've looked there first.
What's your Christmas tip ?
Reading between the lines, don't go to Liverpool!
Why not ?
The need to hide car keys against car bugglies (guess you meant burglar) and you have hidden mallets! "
Dear Lord,
I never knew car theives refused to operate in Hull ...... and the mallet isn't hidden. I have it close to me at all times  |
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I do not live in Liverpool