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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.

I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.

What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wrapping paper...fecking bins full

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

Any toy makers that use screws to secure the toy to the packaging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lynx/dove/impulse/fcuk etc gift sets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Tinsel because tiny strands of it get trodden all over the house.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Wrapping paper...fecking bins full "

Hmmmmm if only it all could be recycled including the sellotape

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sprouts

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Any toy makers that use screws to secure the toy to the packaging

"

Unless they provide Christmas crackers with the relevant screwdrivers to carry out the task

Approved

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Lynx/dove/impulse/fcuk etc gift sets. "

Now unfortunately quite a lot of the British public love these sets so I can’t approve your request

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there "

Think you'll find they're size appropriate!

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there "

These are a nightmare

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Tinsel because tiny strands of it get trodden all over the house. "

Enough said approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

Think you'll find they're size appropriate! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The amount of washing up a Christmas dinner creates... next year I'm making Christmas dinner soup. One pot and it's all going in. Everything!!!!!

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sprouts "

Badly cooked sprouts approved

Perfectly prepared ones not approved

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

Think you'll find they're size appropriate! "

They do vary dramatically

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The amount of washing up a Christmas dinner creates... next year I'm making Christmas dinner soup. One pot and it's all going in. Everything!!!!!"

The amount of washing up approved

Christmas dinner soup is also going in, just no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The same cheesy jokes in the Christmas crackers every year

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The same cheesy jokes in the Christmas crackers every year "

Approved they make me groan and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

Think you'll find they're size appropriate!

They do vary dramatically "

Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.

I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.

What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? "

I was going to say those presents that require building/putting together but yesterday I found I actually missed it in the evening it’s been a long time since I’ve had nothing to construct while the crap is on TV

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

Think you'll find they're size appropriate!

They do vary dramatically

Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"? "

No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!

No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.

I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.

What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you?

I was going to say those presents that require building/putting together but yesterday I found I actually missed it in the evening it’s been a long time since I’ve had nothing to construct while the crap is on TV

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Oh are you volunteering to help others with the task next year?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!

No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again "

And you would know what great boobie woobies look like

Doing it all again and no room 101 approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.

I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.

What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you?

I was going to say those presents that require building/putting together but yesterday I found I actually missed it in the evening it’s been a long time since I’ve had nothing to construct while the crap is on TV

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Oh are you volunteering to help others with the task next year? "

I like keeping my hands busy

I’ve built a scale model 2 stroke engine which has a motor to make it all move

God knows how much Lego, Train sets, model this that and the other

So yeh I’d build some of other people’s stuff

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!

No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again

And you would know what great boobie woobies look like

Doing it all again and no room 101 approved "

I’m going to Fab your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!

No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again

And you would know what great boobie woobies look like

Doing it all again and no room 101 approved

I’m going to Fab your boobs "

Well yours are a well missed pair on these pages lately

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glittery wrapping paper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glittery wrapping paper. "

Yep my entire family seems to have an obsession with glitter I go to my aunts house and within 2 minutes you’ve got glitter all over you makes it look like I’ve been to a cheap strip club

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

Think you'll find they're size appropriate!

They do vary dramatically

Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"?

No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so "

Think if you look closely you'll see they are the size they are because they need to be that size!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere "

I have glitter in my wood grain table because I got over excited and forgot to cover it before I started wrapping I think it’s there forever now ... it looks quite pretty

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

Think you'll find they're size appropriate!

They do vary dramatically

Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"?

No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so

Think if you look closely you'll see they are the size they are because they need to be that size! "

If I thought that I wouldn’t be having this conversation . Some are over the top unnecessarily small, they’re ok for me but if you have big hands and crap eyesight you’ve no chance . There was one yesterday I had to deal with that was beyond belief thank goodness for screwdrivers in Christmas crackers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

I have glitter in my wood grain table because I got over excited and forgot to cover it before I started wrapping I think it’s there forever now ... it looks quite pretty "

its even on the end of the dogs nose poor thing

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

I have glitter in my wood grain table because I got over excited and forgot to cover it before I started wrapping I think it’s there forever now ... it looks quite pretty its even on the end of the dogs nose poor thing "

aww that’s cute!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

I have glitter in my wood grain table because I got over excited and forgot to cover it before I started wrapping I think it’s there forever now ... it looks quite pretty its even on the end of the dogs nose poor thing

aww that’s cute! "

It's not she's going crosseyed looking at it , and ive tried to clean it of 3 times

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

I have glitter in my wood grain table because I got over excited and forgot to cover it before I started wrapping I think it’s there forever now ... it looks quite pretty its even on the end of the dogs nose poor thing

aww that’s cute! It's not she's going crosseyed looking at it , and ive tried to clean it of 3 times "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The paper hats around the table

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.

Put a proper screw in there

Think you'll find they're size appropriate!

They do vary dramatically

Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"?

No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so

Think if you look closely you'll see they are the size they are because they need to be that size!

If I thought that I wouldn’t be having this conversation . Some are over the top unnecessarily small, they’re ok for me but if you have big hands and crap eyesight you’ve no chance . There was one yesterday I had to deal with that was beyond belief thank goodness for screwdrivers in Christmas crackers "

Little case of watch makers' screwdrivers is what you need, they normally contain three different sized flat blade and crosshead drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who moan about having to work on Christmas day when they knew fine well it would happen when they took the job. Stop fuckin greeting or get a new job

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!

No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again

And you would know what great boobie woobies look like

Doing it all again and no room 101 approved

I’m going to Fab your boobs "

So you have

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Glittery wrapping paper. "

That along with those little metallic shakes meant to decorate tables that my mother thinks is amusing to put inside the wrapped gifts are going in room 101

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere "

Sorry not approved I like glitter

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.

I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.

What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? "

this is when ladies raid the toy draw lol

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.

I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.

What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? "

Christmas pudding can't stand it eewwwww

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"The paper hats around the table "

100% approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

Sorry not approved I like glitter "

Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.

And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boxing Day sales.

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By *icky-discoMan  over a year ago

oxford

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"People who moan about having to work on Christmas day when they knew fine well it would happen when they took the job. Stop fuckin greeting or get a new job "

Hmmmm not everyone has too many choices when it comes to their employment, they have other factors to consider, so unfortunately I can’t approve

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

RELATIVES

saying no more

next year

I will hang mistletoe off my back pocket

so they can kiss my ass

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By *icky-discoMan  over a year ago

oxford


"Glittery wrapping paper.

That along with those little metallic shakes meant to decorate tables that my mother thinks is amusing to put inside the wrapped gifts are going in room 101 "

Granted they are a pain I opened a card in bed once still finding them for days after

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By *ibbyhunterCouple  over a year ago

keighley

Christmas tv there's only so much carry on films and Morecambe and wise you can take.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.

I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.

What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? Christmas pudding can't stand it eewwwww "

Normal Xmas pudding approved

Chocolate Xmas pudding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When people tape every single piece of overlapping paper on a present so it ends up tape on tape and it’s like a bloody fortress. Nothing worse than the smaller presents when this happens, five minutes of heart sutgery style precision and cuts to delicately open the things whilst the kids are nagging to have their present open right now.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

Sorry not approved I like glitter

Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.

And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in? "

I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you

A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

Sorry not approved I like glitter

Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.

And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?

I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you

A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread "

It was on last night

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Boxing Day sales."

Agreed they aren’t necessary the ppl who work in retail have worked hard on the run up to Xmas let them have a well earned rest, approved

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"RELATIVES

saying no more

next year

I will hang mistletoe off my back pocket

so they can kiss my ass "

I’ve missed my parents this year, so not approved sorry

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Christmas tv there's only so much carry on films and Morecambe and wise you can take."

A very debatable subject, however with the ability to watch almost anything at any time these days it’s not justifiable to put into room 101

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

Relatives who don't understand 'I'm trying to eat less sugar' and send enough sweets to give a small village diabetes.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"When people tape every single piece of overlapping paper on a present so it ends up tape on tape and it’s like a bloody fortress. Nothing worse than the smaller presents when this happens, five minutes of heart sutgery style precision and cuts to delicately open the things whilst the kids are nagging to have their present open right now."

This is a massive problem and it’s going in room 101, approved

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

Sorry not approved I like glitter

Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.

And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?

I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you

A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread

It was on last night "

I’m going to make you watch strictly if you don’t behave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

Sorry not approved I like glitter

Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.

And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?

I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you

A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread

It was on last night

I’m going to make you watch strictly if you don’t behave "

Zipped

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Relatives who don't understand 'I'm trying to eat less sugar' and send enough sweets to give a small village diabetes."

This is easily solved, give them to whoever you didn’t buy a gift for but they gave you one, not approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People that leave the empty wrappers in the roses tub...put them in the bin. And don't get me started on the size of the tub

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"People that leave the empty wrappers in the roses tub...put them in the bin. And don't get me started on the size of the tub "

Both approved, the whole sizing issue means we now need 2 jars of apple sauce

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

Sorry not approved I like glitter

Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.

And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?

I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you

A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread "

Pink is right, no glitter makes an unhappy Babs. I love the stuff

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere

Sorry not approved I like glitter

Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.

And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?

I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you

A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread

Pink is right, no glitter makes an unhappy Babs. I love the stuff "

Don’t worry Babs I won’t allow it

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