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Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.
I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.
What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you?  |
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"The amount of washing up a Christmas dinner creates... next year I'm making Christmas dinner soup. One pot and it's all going in. Everything!!!!!"
The amount of washing up approved 
Christmas dinner soup is also going in, just no  |
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"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.
Put a proper screw in there
Think you'll find they're size appropriate! 
They do vary dramatically  "
Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"? |
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"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.
I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.
What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? "
I was going to say those presents that require building/putting together but yesterday I found I actually missed it in the evening it’s been a long time since I’ve had nothing to construct while the crap is on TV
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"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.
Put a proper screw in there
Think you'll find they're size appropriate!
They do vary dramatically
Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"? "
No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so |
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"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.
I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.
What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you?
I was going to say those presents that require building/putting together but yesterday I found I actually missed it in the evening it’s been a long time since I’ve had nothing to construct while the crap is on TV
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Oh are you volunteering to help others with the task next year? |
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"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.
I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.
What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you?
I was going to say those presents that require building/putting together but yesterday I found I actually missed it in the evening it’s been a long time since I’ve had nothing to construct while the crap is on TV
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Oh are you volunteering to help others with the task next year? "
I like keeping my hands busy 
I’ve built a scale model 2 stroke engine which has a motor to make it all move
God knows how much Lego, Train sets, model this that and the other
So yeh I’d build some of other people’s stuff
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"Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!
No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again
And you would know what great boobie woobies look like
Doing it all again and no room 101 approved "
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"Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!
No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again
And you would know what great boobie woobies look like
Doing it all again and no room 101 approved
I’m going to Fab your boobs "
Well yours are a well missed pair on these pages lately |
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"Glittery wrapping paper. "
Yep my entire family seems to have an obsession with glitter I go to my aunts house and within 2 minutes you’ve got glitter all over you makes it look like I’ve been to a cheap strip club
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"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.
Put a proper screw in there
Think you'll find they're size appropriate!
They do vary dramatically
Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"?
No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so "
Think if you look closely you'll see they are the size they are because they need to be that size!  |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere "
I have glitter in my wood grain table because I got over excited and forgot to cover it before I started wrapping I think it’s there forever now ... it looks quite pretty |
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"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.
Put a proper screw in there
Think you'll find they're size appropriate!
They do vary dramatically
Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"?
No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so
Think if you look closely you'll see they are the size they are because they need to be that size! "
If I thought that I wouldn’t be having this conversation . Some are over the top unnecessarily small, they’re ok for me but if you have big hands and crap eyesight you’ve no chance  . There was one yesterday I had to deal with that was beyond belief thank goodness for screwdrivers in Christmas crackers |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
I have glitter in my wood grain table because I got over excited and forgot to cover it before I started wrapping I think it’s there forever now ... it looks quite pretty its even on the end of the dogs nose poor thing "
aww that’s cute! |
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"The tiny screw drivers you need to open battery compartments.
Put a proper screw in there
Think you'll find they're size appropriate!
They do vary dramatically
Are you somewhat confused with "size appropriate"?
No I’m confused that you aren’t aware they vary in size, some are ridiculously tiny, unnecessarily so
Think if you look closely you'll see they are the size they are because they need to be that size!
If I thought that I wouldn’t be having this conversation . Some are over the top unnecessarily small, they’re ok for me but if you have big hands and crap eyesight you’ve no chance . There was one yesterday I had to deal with that was beyond belief thank goodness for screwdrivers in Christmas crackers "
Little case of watch makers' screwdrivers is what you need, they normally contain three different sized flat blade and crosshead drivers. |
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People who moan about having to work on Christmas day when they knew fine well it would happen when they took the job. Stop fuckin greeting or get a new job |
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"Hello OP Great boooooooobies!!
No annoying bits ... I want to do it all again
And you would know what great boobie woobies look like
Doing it all again and no room 101 approved
I’m going to Fab your boobs "
So you have |
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"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.
I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.
What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? "
this is when ladies raid the toy draw lol |
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"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.
I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.
What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? "
Christmas pudding can't stand it eewwwww |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
Sorry not approved I like glitter  "
Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.
And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in? |
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"People who moan about having to work on Christmas day when they knew fine well it would happen when they took the job. Stop fuckin greeting or get a new job "
Hmmmm not everyone has too many choices when it comes to their employment, they have other factors to consider, so unfortunately I can’t approve  |
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"Glittery wrapping paper.
That along with those little metallic shakes meant to decorate tables that my mother thinks is amusing to put inside the wrapped gifts are going in room 101 "
Granted they are a pain I opened a card in bed once still finding them for days after |
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"Now this isn’t an invitation to put the whole of Christmas in full stop, but just those annoying bits that irritate the hell out of you.
I’m putting in ppl who give children a gift requiring obscure batteries that they don’t bother to check are working. Christmas morning you are left scouring the place for batteries and a child that decides it’s the one gift they want to play with.
What would you like me to put into the Christmas room 101 for you? Christmas pudding can't stand it eewwwww "
Normal Xmas pudding approved
Chocolate Xmas pudding |
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When people tape every single piece of overlapping paper on a present so it ends up tape on tape and it’s like a bloody fortress. Nothing worse than the smaller presents when this happens, five minutes of heart sutgery style precision and cuts to delicately open the things whilst the kids are nagging to have their present open right now. |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
Sorry not approved I like glitter
Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.
And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in? "
I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you
A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
Sorry not approved I like glitter
Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.
And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?
I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you
A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread "
It was on last night |
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"Christmas tv there's only so much carry on films and Morecambe and wise you can take."
A very debatable subject, however with the ability to watch almost anything at any time these days it’s not justifiable to put into room 101 |
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"When people tape every single piece of overlapping paper on a present so it ends up tape on tape and it’s like a bloody fortress. Nothing worse than the smaller presents when this happens, five minutes of heart sutgery style precision and cuts to delicately open the things whilst the kids are nagging to have their present open right now."
This is a massive problem and it’s going in room 101, approved |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
Sorry not approved I like glitter
Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.
And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?
I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you
A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread
It was on last night "
I’m going to make you watch strictly if you don’t behave |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
Sorry not approved I like glitter
Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.
And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?
I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you
A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread
It was on last night
I’m going to make you watch strictly if you don’t behave "
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"Relatives who don't understand 'I'm trying to eat less sugar' and send enough sweets to give a small village diabetes."
This is easily solved, give them to whoever you didn’t buy a gift for but they gave you one, not approved
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"People that leave the empty wrappers in the roses tub...put them in the bin. And don't get me started on the size of the tub "
Both approved, the whole sizing issue means we now need 2 jars of apple sauce |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
Sorry not approved I like glitter
Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.
And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?
I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you
A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread "
Pink is right, no glitter makes an unhappy Babs. I love the stuff |
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"Glitter full stop. Frigging stuffs everywhere
Sorry not approved I like glitter
Have you seem the mess it's fecking made in our gaff ffs pink? ...get it in.
And whilst I'm here can I shot that fecking doc Martin in?
I said no it stays, Babs won’t be happy with you
A tv show that is not Xmas related cannot go in. You need the Random 101 thread
Pink is right, no glitter makes an unhappy Babs. I love the stuff "
Don’t worry Babs I won’t allow it |
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