As the heading suggests here is the opportunity for you to swap whatever 'shit' gift you have received - you ungrateful bastards.
I'll start things off with:
A mostly white, XL t shirt printed with a picture of it and the words 'James Bond Island Thailand' on it.
Picture the scene when that little flat bloke throws his hat around, it's from that part of the film.
In not to fussy, who wants it and what will you swap me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Socks.
Actually, could I trade the giver of socks in as she gives me pointedly bollocks presents every bloody year. "
I actually gratefully receive socks!  They get worn through in work boots pretty rapidly. Send them my way!  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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I haven’t got any shit presents though if anyone has 30 quid to buy a Debenhams voucher (30 quid) off me that would be good - don’t really shop there, I could find some jeans or a top but rather have cash or amazon vouchers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Considering we promised not to do the Christmas thing this year I got fairly spoiled. However I do have loads of Slimming World illegal chocolates and Haribo to distribute amongst you all. My fat club probation officer will go mental if I snaffle it all. The booze is staying here though.
Actually I do have a set of dog leads and harnesses that my neighbour gifted me. Suitable for a Staffie sized dog. Not a small Patterdale sadly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven’t got any shit presents though if anyone has 30 quid to buy a Debenhams voucher (30 quid) off me that would be good - don’t really shop there, I could find some jeans or a top but rather have cash or amazon vouchers "
Why would anyone give you face value?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't want to swap any of mine, but I have enough gin to share with everyone
Grab a glass folks xx
Swap you a gin for rum! 
Is it spiced rum? "
The Cap'ns best of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a 'nivea' gents gift set of for Thailand T Shirt if anyone has one too many.
I'm quite posh you know so you can shove ya lynx up ya Christmas shitter. Has to be Nivea."
I got the hubby a Nivea set and I loved all my gifts so no swoppsies required xx |
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