"So where is he?
I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction
Has anybody else seen him
The piss head  "
He’s not a piss head lol as he’s in charge of reindeer and a sleigh  |
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over a year ago
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"So where is he?
I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction
Has anybody else seen him
The piss head "
He got done for drink driving just by the M6  |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"So where is he?
I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction
Has anybody else seen him
The piss head
He’s not a piss head lol as he’s in charge of reindeer and a sleigh "
So why isn't he here yet.
Blasted eating all the pies up north and washing it down with that mule wine  |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"So where is he?
I bet he's somewhere in the midlands trying to navigate that blasted spaghetti junction
Has anybody else seen him
The piss head
He got done for drink driving just by the M6 "
And there's me lying down in the dark still waiting for him
The piss head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's been here,but apparently I must have been bad "
He put his head round my door at 2am, laughed his head off and left  
Who cares if I'm on the naughty list... I had fun getting there!!!!  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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A Multi Agency task force stopped him once he entered UK Airspace.
Health & Safety have booked him for overloading regs and not having any Risk Assessments paperwork done for chimney climbing.
VOSA has done him for exceeding his permitted driving hours and without the appropriate HGV Licence.
Police have nicked him for Drink Driving.
Trading Standards are testing a lot of his toys on board.
Border Control are checking the sleigh in case of hidden illegals.
Social Services have booked him for not being DRS checked for going into children's bedrooms.
If we are lucky, we will see him in May. |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"A Multi Agency task force stopped him once he entered UK Airspace.
Health & Safety have booked him for overloading regs and not having any Risk Assessments paperwork done for chimney climbing.
VOSA has done him for exceeding his permitted driving hours and without the appropriate HGV Licence.
Police have nicked him for Drink Driving.
Trading Standards are testing a lot of his toys on board.
Border Control are checking the sleigh in case of hidden illegals.
Social Services have booked him for not being DRS checked for going into children's bedrooms.
If we are lucky, we will see him in May."
Oi mate!
You trying to ruin my Christmas or what
Anybody out there seen that d*unken barsteward |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There is a Santa!!!!
Does that mean you've been nice... or naughty?
Ive been wicked, but ive got tickets to see the mighty Spurs play the scum at Wembley
Happy days "
I quite like your version of wicked.  |
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