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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the lounge
Not a fabber was stirring, no pic fabs to scrounge;
The stockings were hung by the handcuffs with care,
In hopes that the dildos soon would be there;
The couples were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of unicorns danced in their heads
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Pink and I wanted to take the opportunity to say Merry Christmas to our fellow fabbers. We love the forums and the fun they provide and wanted to thank you all for making us laugh over the months.
We also want to send a wave to those who have departed during the year - soxy, DanBerks and m1cks to name but a few.
Enjoy your day tomorrow, however you choose to spend it. Eat too much chocolate, have one glass more of that fizz, play that one more game of whatever it is the little ones want to play. The world can be shit so take the opportunities to make happy memories when you can.
Merry Christmas Fab and a bloody awesome 2018. |
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"Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the lounge
Not a fabber was stirring, no pic fabs to scrounge;
The stockings were hung by the handcuffs with care,
In hopes that the dildos soon would be there;
The couples were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of unicorns danced in their heads
.
.
Pink and I wanted to take the opportunity to say Merry Christmas to our fellow fabbers. We love the forums and the fun they provide and wanted to thank you all for making us laugh over the months.
We also want to send a wave to those who have departed during the year - soxy, DanBerks and m1cks to name but a few.
Enjoy your day tomorrow, however you choose to spend it. Eat too much chocolate, have one glass more of that fizz, play that one more game of whatever it is the little ones want to play. The world can be shit so take the opportunities to make happy memories when you can.
Merry Christmas Fab and a bloody awesome 2018."
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over a year ago
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Merry Christmas to you both too. And all the forumites I wish you the happiest of Christmas wishes. Have a wonderful day tomorrow however you’re spending it x  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty,
Yep, even the mouse.
~~~~~~~
Mom stuck to the sink
And dad smoking grass,
He'd just settled down
To play with his ass.
From somewhere outside
I heard such a clatter.
I sprang to my feet
To see what's the matter.
~~~~~~~
When out on the lawn
I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew straight away
That the nutter had fell.
~~~~~~~
He filled all our stockings
With twigglets and beer,
And a big rubber duck,
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous Fart,
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.
~~~~~~~
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
I laugh at you all,
have a hell of a night!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty,
Yep, even the mouse.
~~~~~~~
Mom stuck to the sink
And dad smoking grass,
He'd just settled down
To play with his ass.
From somewhere outside
I heard such a clatter.
I sprang to my feet
To see what's the matter.
~~~~~~~
When out on the lawn
I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew straight away
That the nutter had fell.
~~~~~~~
He filled all our stockings
With twigglets and beer,
And a big rubber duck,
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous Fart,
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.
~~~~~~~
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
I laugh at you all,
have a hell of a night!!!!!!!"
Mad fecker  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty,
Yep, even the mouse.
~~~~~~~
Mom stuck to the sink
And dad smoking grass,
He'd just settled down
To play with his ass.
From somewhere outside
I heard such a clatter.
I sprang to my feet
To see what's the matter.
~~~~~~~
When out on the lawn
I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew straight away
That the nutter had fell.
~~~~~~~
He filled all our stockings
With twigglets and beer,
And a big rubber duck,
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous Fart,
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.
~~~~~~~
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
I laugh at you all,
have a hell of a night!!!!!!!
Mad fecker "
can you do better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving these poems!
Merry Christmas you lovely lot!  "
Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes
Merry Christmas ??????
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas my special friend ??????
Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty,
Yep, even the mouse.
~~~~~~~
Mom stuck to the sink
And dad smoking grass,
He'd just settled down
To play with his ass.
From somewhere outside
I heard such a clatter.
I sprang to my feet
To see what's the matter.
~~~~~~~
When out on the lawn
I saw a big prick,I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew straight away
That the nutter had fell.
~~~~~~~
He filled all our stockings
With twigglets and beer,
And a big rubber duck,
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous Fart,
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.
~~~~~~~
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
I laugh at you all,
have a hell of a night!!!!!!!
Mad fecker can you do better "
I've just had a poor attempt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving these poems!
Merry Christmas you lovely lot!
Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes
Merry Christmas ??????
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas my special friend ??????
Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving these poems!
Merry Christmas you lovely lot!
Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes
Merry Christmas ??????
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas my special friend ??????
Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018."
Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Loving these poems!
Merry Christmas you lovely lot!
Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes
Merry Christmas ??????
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas my special friend ??????
Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.
Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x "
passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Loving these poems!
Merry Christmas you lovely lot!
Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes
Merry Christmas ??????
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas my special friend ??????
Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.
Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky"
Good lord the germs there’d be in that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving these poems!
Merry Christmas you lovely lot!
Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes
Merry Christmas ??????
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas my special friend ??????
Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.
Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky
Good lord the germs there’d be in that "
Depends who's slept in it first |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Loving these poems!
Merry Christmas you lovely lot!
Well not a poem...more of a Christmas message...but here goes
Merry Christmas ??????
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas my special friend ??????
Don't fuck it up. All the best in 2018.
Aww you daft fecker, you’ll have me blubbing in my hanky. Merry Christmas x passes a king size sheet much better than a dainty lace hanky
Good lord the germs there’d be in that
Depends who's slept in it first "
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