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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford

Is this the kind of thing you can pick up with only one shopping day left until Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this the kind of thing you can pick up with only one shopping day left until Christmas?"

Let’s see....!

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

"

I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year "

Oh no, I’m sorry you were disappointed with your doll.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

"

Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest... "

Phwoaaaar. You’re on the list for round two. Yeah!

Let’s see who might be going up against you, as it were..?!

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

"

I think you’ve just described Wallace and Grommit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

I think you’ve just described Wallace and Grommit "

Both of them? That *is* twisted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like "

Eh?

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m good on all counts apart from the accent.

Does a North Bucks Gibraltarian twang count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m good on all counts apart from the accent.

Does a North Bucks Gibraltarian twang count? "

I’m originally from Bucks! Whereabouts?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest...

Phwoaaaar. You’re on the list for round two. Yeah!

Let’s see who might be going up against you, as it were..?! "

Champion lass!! When you're ready I'll be supping on't cheese, naked, oiled and dangling my handcuffs on board my 20' Shetland....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eeee danny243!

Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest...

Phwoaaaar. You’re on the list for round two. Yeah!

Let’s see who might be going up against you, as it were..?!

Champion lass!! When you're ready I'll be supping on't cheese, naked, oiled and dangling my handcuffs on board my 20' Shetland.... "

Oh yes!! That’s working

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

"

You had me at northern monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eeee danny243!

Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx"

Awwww you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

You had me at northern monkey "

Okay, you’re on the list. Yes. Definitely.

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year

Oh no, I’m sorry you were disappointed with your doll. "

Aye just lay there like kipper smoking away asking for cheesey wotsits and brown ale while she watched corrie with fingers in her minge , although it has a Donald trump tan now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year

Oh no, I’m sorry you were disappointed with your doll.

Aye just lay there like kipper smoking away asking for cheesey wotsits and brown ale while she watched corrie with fingers in her minge , although it has a Donald trump tan now "

Tangenital, and confusing but good imagery if a terrifying scene!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

"

Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Eeee danny243!

Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx

Awwww you two "

That's just Jawdeespeak pet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours "

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eeee danny243!

Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx

Awwww you two

That's just Jawdeespeak pet "

My mum’s a Geordie!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Northern wrong sex

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours

You’re in "

Yeah get yourself here now.

I've a cheese board grapes and crackers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Northern wrong sex "

I’d have you! I’m the wrong sex for you though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.

Anyone?

Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours

You’re in

Yeah get yourself here now.

I've a cheese board grapes and crackers "

Ooooft!

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton


"I’m good on all counts apart from the accent.

Does a North Bucks Gibraltarian twang count?

I’m originally from Bucks! Whereabouts?

Olney.

I’m more Chilterns area "

But of course you are darling. Stable the horses and have a roll in't hay wi' northern stable hand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?"

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" "

Danny, thank you!

BK, thank YOU!

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like"

I *do* like to eat

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Eeee danny243!

Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx

Awwww you two

That's just Jawdeespeak pet

My mum’s a Geordie!"

Does she know Sarah Millican?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"

Danny, thank you!

BK, thank YOU!"

I'll be on hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eeee danny243!

Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx

Awwww you two

That's just Jawdeespeak pet

My mum’s a Geordie!

Does she know Sarah Millican? "

My mum is a little older than Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"

Danny, thank you!

BK, thank YOU!

I'll be on hand "

Now I just want you to finger me

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat "

A kebab like

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like"

I am bisexual, yes

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like

I am bisexual, yes "

. Mmm double finger dipping licking fun

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like

I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun

"

Is that KFC’s slogan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf. "

I know Cookham

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks


"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.

I know Cookham "

Tis a lovely place on the River.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m Southern.

It’s easy to understand what I say

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.

I know Cookham

Tis a lovely place on the River. "

Rowing is all the rage

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m Southern.

It’s easy to understand what I say "

You don’t mince your words, for sure!

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like

I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun

Is that KFC’s slogan?"

Only up north

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like

I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun

Is that KFC’s slogan?

Only up north "

Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off”

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like

I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun

Is that KFC’s slogan?

Only up north

Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off” "

Ouch. 3 lady's and pie pet all in fun bring toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like

I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun

Is that KFC’s slogan?

Only up north

Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off”

Ouch. 3 lady's and pie pet all in fun bring toys "

Yes

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like

I *do* like to eat

A kebab like

I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun

Is that KFC’s slogan?

Only up north

Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off”

Ouch. 3 lady's and pie pet all in fun bring toys

Yes"

definatley a finger blasting on cards for you lass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"

Danny, thank you!

BK, thank YOU!

I'll be on hand

Now I just want you to finger me "

Is that all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No one likes a fingerblasting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"

Danny, thank you!

BK, thank YOU!

I'll be on hand

Now I just want you to finger me

Is that all? "

For starters.

Just don’t blast.

But then I want to do all the things to you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.

I know Cookham

Tis a lovely place on the River.

Rowing is all the rage "

Have you ever been to Henley?

I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.

I know Cookham

Tis a lovely place on the River.

Rowing is all the rage

Have you ever been to Henley?

I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh "

Many times, especially for the regatta!!

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove

How's about I start with me tounge on your clit then work back an forth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"

Danny, thank you!

BK, thank YOU!

I'll be on hand

Now I just want you to finger me

Is that all?

For starters.

Just don’t blast.

But then I want to do all the things to you. "

Oh sweetheart I certainly don't blast

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"

Danny, thank you!

BK, thank YOU!

I'll be on hand

Now I just want you to finger me

Is that all?

For starters.

Just don’t blast.

But then I want to do all the things to you.

Oh sweetheart I certainly don't blast "

I was saying that more so you knew my comment before this was not to you!!

But hurrah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like

Eh?

He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy" "

Does he come with a translator?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick"

BOOM!!

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By *ack2071Man  over a year ago

bromsgrove


"I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick

BOOM!!"

youllbbe gushing like waterfall by time I finished

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick

BOOM!!"

Now I have that bit stuck in my head but can’t remember the rest of the song

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.

I know Cookham

Tis a lovely place on the River.

Rowing is all the rage

Have you ever been to Henley?

I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh

Many times, especially for the regatta!! "

It’s changed a lot since I was a teenager living there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.

I know Cookham

Tis a lovely place on the River.

Rowing is all the rage

Have you ever been to Henley?

I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh

Many times, especially for the regatta!!

It’s changed a lot since I was a teenager living there."

Oh has it? I’ve not been back for a long time!

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