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Do you have a sellotape dispenser?
Those things are amazing.
I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.
I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday. |
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Our Father who art in heaven
Addled be our Brain
She will be fucked
As we will be fucked
In wrap
As we are when wrapping
Give her today some decent scissors
And don't let her lose the tape end
As we have lost the tape end before her
Lead her not into sweating and crying
And deliver her from swearing
For hers is the headache, the ball ache and heart ache.
She will forever endeavour
Again!
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I stayed up til about 3am last night after getting into a rhythm with my wrapping! Just a couple left to do  most years I end up finishing it off Christmas morning so I feel surprisingly organised this year |
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"I’ve been attempting to start mine for about two hours. Procrastinating is one of my specialities. I’m on the floor with everything I need and I’m still perving on here! "
show off. I’m avoiding the room mine are in. Out of sight and all that !
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I stayed up til about 3am last night after getting into a rhythm with my wrapping! Just a couple left to do most years I end up finishing it off Christmas morning so I feel surprisingly organised this year "
I do think that getting in the rhythm is the key. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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# Feeling smug here too, all done, delivered, kids are just away to see new Jumanji movie , so may even slip in a festive Shag when hubby gets in from walking the pooch's |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
Me too here goes;
It was December 24th on Hollis ave in the dark
When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog, oh my god, an ill reindeer.... |
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"I'm still running around the shops trying to find prezzies and get the food for Xmas dinner sorted! I think I'll just buy posh gift bags for everything  "
Can't be rushing too much if you are here fella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m still sorting. Wrapping will start this evening. Then working out how to pack it all ready for journeying tomorrow!
*deep breath*"
You need the Mr N technique.
Wrap present in the carrier bag. Place all presents in another carrier bag. Bung bag in boot of car. Job done. You're now ready for your journey.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pray for me
Do you have a sellotape dispenser?
Those things are amazing.
I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.
I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday."
Nope. I have honed my cellotape cutting over the years. I stick small pieces around the table |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well get off here and crack on woman! I do mine as I go along saves a big wrap on the last min and also just incase the kid's go snooping."
I can't do that. I forget what I bought and lose the list. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Our Father who art in heaven
Addled be our Brain
She will be fucked
As we will be fucked
In wrap
As we are when wrapping
Give her today some decent scissors
And don't let her lose the tape end
As we have lost the tape end before her
Lead her not into sweating and crying
And deliver her from swearing
For hers is the headache, the ball ache and heart ache.
She will forever endeavour
Again!
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Apart from the swearing, it helped. Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m still sorting. Wrapping will start this evening. Then working out how to pack it all ready for journeying tomorrow!
*deep breath*
You need the Mr N technique.
Wrap present in the carrier bag. Place all presents in another carrier bag. Bung bag in boot of car. Job done. You're now ready for your journey. "
I do need that!!  |
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"Pray for me
Do you have a sellotape dispenser?
Those things are amazing.
I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.
I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday.
Nope. I have honed my cellotape cutting over the years. I stick small pieces around the table "
Same but my arse usually brushes past and thats it I don't notice them for 12 months. I'm waiting for the football to start at 3pm, radio on, sellotape out and countless offcuts of paper and I'm getting on with it. I used to do bows and ribbons years ago but fuck that shit, I've grown up since then.
Well done on yours, another thing you can tick off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pray for me
Do you have a sellotape dispenser?
Those things are amazing.
I still find sellotape stuck to my table from the previous year as I don't have a dispenser.
I also find that last present to wrap, just after I put all the stuff away until next year or birthday.
Nope. I have honed my cellotape cutting over the years. I stick small pieces around the table
Same but my arse usually brushes past and thats it I don't notice them for 12 months. I'm waiting for the football to start at 3pm, radio on, sellotape out and countless offcuts of paper and I'm getting on with it. I used to do bows and ribbons years ago but fuck that shit, I've grown up since then.
Well done on yours, another thing you can tick off."
I was hoping to be finished and out of the house before the football started. I'm about 3/5 of the way done. I've stopped for refreshments and to rest my poor back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All mine was done by last Saturday... my parents' presents (and the cat's) was under their tree by Saturday evening too.
Amateurs. 
You pro, you "
Too right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love wrapping presents
How many have you wrapped? "
Oh I still have some to wrap including a bike! But it doesn’t stress me out at all, I love wrapping presents, always have! |
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