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over a year ago
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Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
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Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..
And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..
And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives "
Would you like a side of Strumpet with that sir? |
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over a year ago
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"Oh that would be so heavenly...a massive mug of coffee and a sausage bap with brown sauce please.
I'm snuggled in bed so if you could just bring it up...so kind!
T xx
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Can i bring mine up too? |
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..
And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives
Would you like a side of Strumpet with that sir? "
Side!!
Hell no... tea is for wetting the whistle so to speak.. then biscuits are a starter.. you’re main course and am your creamy dessert  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
Tea two sugars, plenty of milk..
And a few bourbons or chocolate covered digestives
Would you like a side of Strumpet with that sir?
Side!!
Hell no... tea is for wetting the whistle so to speak.. then biscuits are a starter.. you’re main course and am your creamy dessert "
That is the correct answer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
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Tea with half a sugar for me xx |
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over a year ago
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"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar
Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.
Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx"
Coming up beaut! |
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over a year ago
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I wouldnt mind a tea please
After all the hotel room im in has no cups,no tea bags,no spoons...what they thing im gonna do,make coffee in the little pot with sugar/coffee sachets in it ?? |
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"Oh that would be so heavenly...a massive mug of coffee and a sausage bap with brown sauce please.
I'm snuggled in bed so if you could just bring it up...so kind!
T xx
Can i bring mine up too? "
Hell yeah..hop in bed and we can enjoy our baps 
No crumbs though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh that would be so heavenly...a massive mug of coffee and a sausage bap with brown sauce please.
I'm snuggled in bed so if you could just bring it up...so kind!
T xx
Can i bring mine up too?
Hell yeah..hop in bed and we can enjoy our baps
No crumbs though "
Do I look like a girl who wastes crummies?  |
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over a year ago
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Builders tea, 2 sugars.
...and a Twix. Bite the ends off and use as a straw. Then scoff the hot soggy moulten toffee/biscuit combo  (don't knock it till you've tried it) |
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"Builders tea, 2 sugars.
...and a Twix. Bite the ends off and use as a straw. Then scoff the hot soggy moulten toffee/biscuit combo (don't knock it till you've tried it)"
Blatantly trying that next time I get my hands on a twix! |
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over a year ago
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"No crumbs though
Do I look like a girl who wastes crummies?
Hehe... you look bloody stunning so keep on with the crummies
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Oh you! 
Just for that, you can have my posh biccies! |
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over a year ago
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"Morning strumps! Big snog mwah!
Now where's this meat you speak of? I'm pretty ravenous you know...
Peach x"
I'm told it's on it's way...
Until then...I've got a pretty meaty arse if you wanna grab that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning strumps! Big snog mwah!
Now where's this meat you speak of? I'm pretty ravenous you know...
Peach x
I'm told it's on it's way...
Until then...I've got a pretty meaty arse if you wanna grab that "
With my teeth
Better prep the dildo in case the meat doesn't arrive
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning strumps! Big snog mwah!
Now where's this meat you speak of? I'm pretty ravenous you know...
Peach x
I'm told it's on it's way...
Until then...I've got a pretty meaty arse if you wanna grab that
With my teeth
Better prep the dildo in case the meat doesn't arrive
Peach x"
Oh peach! *twinge* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
"
What c word? Cock? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?"
No, I like cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock "
I've got good news....I've got a cock. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock
I've got good news....I've got a cock. "
Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word |
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"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar
Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.
Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx
Coming up beaut! "
Mwaaaah!
Serious insomnia last night, keep the coffee flowing today xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar
Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.
Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx
Coming up beaut!
Mwaaaah!
Serious insomnia last night, keep the coffee flowing today xx"
I have some other methods of keeping people awake and alert yaknow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock
I've got good news....I've got a cock.
Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word "
But I would want you to cum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock
I've got good news....I've got a cock.
Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word
But I would want you to cum. "
I think peach has got that covered... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tea (of the Yorkshire variety) white with 1 sweetener please  "
Thank Christmas you didn't want a sausage bap...I've got a backlog!
One Yorkshire Tea coming up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock
I've got good news....I've got a cock.
Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word
But I would want you to cum.
I think peach has got that covered... "
Can I watch.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock
I've got good news....I've got a cock.
Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word
But I would want you to cum.
I think peach has got that covered...
Can I watch. "
Yes... |
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"Coffee, strong, black, no sugar
Or as my eldest describes it, as black as your heart & as bitter as your soul.
Wouldn't mind a bit of sausage either please Strumps xx
Coming up beaut!
Mwaaaah!
Serious insomnia last night, keep the coffee flowing today xx
I have some other methods of keeping people awake and alert yaknow... "
Oh I'll bet
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock
I've got good news....I've got a cock.
Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word
But I would want you to cum.
I think peach has got that covered...
Can I watch.
Yes... "
...pounding me from behind while I take my sweet time with my babe here
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kettle's on, who wants what?
I might bribe slim to bring sausages for everyone...I fancy a sausage bap!
Any mention of the C word and I'll throw you out and steal your custard cream!
(Yes...I have biscuits too)
What c word? Cock?
No, I like cock
I've got good news....I've got a cock.
Good...you can use that to take my mind off the other c word
But I would want you to cum.
I think peach has got that covered...
Can I watch.
Yes...
...pounding me from behind while I take my sweet time with my babe here
Peach x"
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