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Emmerdale's Inuendo Line of the Year
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Just caught the omnibus edition, spat out my coffee when heard the following........
Rhona is in the bar, discussing her colleague Vannessa's failed business meeting with the snooty stud owner....saying "I don't know what CAME over Vannessa she's normally very good with her TONGUE" just as Vannessa and Charity emerge from cellar from their girl on girl tete a tete........if only we knew what Paddy saw that evidently traumatised him.........perhaps Charity coming over Vannessa's tongue ? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"You've been on sex sites too long.
Seriously. See it from an Emmerdale viewers perspective rather than a fuck site members perspective. "
I am guessing after watching the programme for a while they knew exactly what they were doing |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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I missed that one but Bernice seems to get a lot of double entendre lines. I can’t remember the last one I heard of hers but I do remember the gay character, Christian, talking about party food on Eastenders. He said ‘ I don’t eat at the sea food buffet ‘ . I actually lol’d at that! My mum didn’t ‘get it’ though.  |
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New boy starts at the mortuary and on his first day asks the boss 'how come that lady has a shrimp poking out of her..ya know...bits?'
The head mortician tells him it isn't a shrimp but in fact a clitoris to which the boy replies 'funny..tastes of shrimp' |
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"New boy starts at the mortuary and on his first day asks the boss 'how come that lady has a shrimp poking out of her..ya know...bits?'
The head mortician tells him it isn't a shrimp but in fact a clitoris to which the boy replies 'funny..tastes of shrimp' "
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"I must be innocent  I don't get it.
Eating at the seafood buffet? It’s a euphemism for performing oral sex on a lady
Cos there's one shrimp inside ? Ahhhhhhhhh it's a clam ?"
Think it’s something to do with the fishy smell. It’s not a nice euphemism. |
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