Xmas Cracker Jokes

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Cleaning the house from top to bottom today

so Let's have your cheesiest xmas cracker style jokes to keep my spirits up

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

By *loria JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Durham

Do mountains have ears?

Yes they have mountain ears x

By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

I'll apologise in advance

What does Santa ask for when he's horny ?

Ho ho ho

By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

did anyone see the young 2017 persons award last night ?

the scarecrow won it

he was outstanding in his field