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After 11 Years, I've Had Enough...
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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....of being bisexual
I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg
Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"You know how Fab works? You've just made it hard on yourself.
*that last line is rather appropriate for males on here don't you think?  "
Nice one Mr Bee, but I fear you've just dropped one down the pecking order now bro  |
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"You know how Fab works? You've just made it hard on yourself.
*that last line is rather appropriate for males on here don't you think?
Nice one Mr Bee, but I fear you've just dropped one down the pecking order now bro "
I fear I'm not even in the coup.  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is it April fools day
You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day 
There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day "
There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it April fools day
You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day
There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day
There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus "
Bring it on 'if' you think your man enough |
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"....of being bisexual
I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg
Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy "
Can I join the queue please? |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Is it April fools day
You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day
There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day
There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus
Bring it on 'if' you think your man enough "
Ha, I like a challenge. 
Just to clarify, no Peanut Butter will be wasted during this process  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"....of being bisexual
I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg
Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy
Can I join the queue please? "
Of course m'dear
*flexes fingers ready for another shoulder massage..... |
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"....of being bisexual
I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg
Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy
Can I join the queue please?
Of course m'dear
*flexes fingers ready for another shoulder massage..... "
*Pulls hair up out of the way
I'm ready, but definitely no peanut butter please xx |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"....of being bisexual
I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg
Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy
Can I join the queue please?
Of course m'dear
*flexes fingers ready for another shoulder massage.....
*Pulls hair up out of the way
I'm ready, but definitely no peanut butter please xx"
Yeah, that's definitely an extreme fetish, but I have to cater for the masses now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it April fools day
You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day
There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day
There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus
Bring it on 'if' you think your man enough
Ha, I like a challenge.
Just to clarify, no Peanut Butter will be wasted during this process "
Bring it on oh and bring the peanut butter to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?
Ah well, brew duty for me then 
Well I suppose if you blindfold me, I'd never know would I? "
No, no...you've made your position quite clear..I couldn't hoodwink a mate like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?
Ah well, brew duty for me then
Well I suppose if you blindfold me, I'd never know would I?
No, no...you've made your position quite clear..I couldn't hoodwink a mate like that "
You could give me a hand though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?
Ah well, brew duty for me then
Well I suppose if you blindfold me, I'd never know would I?
No, no...you've made your position quite clear..I couldn't hoodwink a mate like that
You could give me a hand though "
Oooh I can feel my arm twisting already!  |
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A gentleman you say? Wanna come and see a bit of rough? 
) maybe that's his plan 