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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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I'll have a chear and a hot chocolate please. 
I see Christmas time as a family time.
Ok for most but for those with no family but want 1 like me seeing everyone else go happy family is just a bit depressing.
But ha ho
I'm doing my self a Christmas dinner for 1 and bort my self a present |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self  "
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
Make it a barbecue and bring it down to Margate well have it on the beach  "
I like you're thinking _eeside. I really do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha "
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D |
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By *otForSofties OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
Make it a barbecue and bring it down to Margate well have it on the beach
I like you're thinking _eeside. I really do "
A bbq on the beach sounds awesome. Pretend you’re in Oz! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D"
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
Make it a barbecue and bring it down to Margate well have it on the beach
I like you're thinking _eeside. I really do
A bbq on the beach sounds awesome. Pretend you’re in Oz! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks "
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange? |
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By *otForSofties OP Woman
over a year ago
The North / Party Hard Everywhere |
"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?"
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?"
Like an apple. Sod all this segment nonsense, take a chunk out of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread "
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas |
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By *otForSofties OP Woman
over a year ago
The North / Party Hard Everywhere |
"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas"
If it’s your first time I’d be kind and use lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas
If it’s your first time I’d be kind and use lube "
Much appreciated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread "
Made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas
If it’s your first time I’d be kind and use lube "
You cannot spoil the taste of a Chocolate Orange with lube  |
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By *otForSofties OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas
If it’s your first time I’d be kind and use lube
You cannot spoil the taste of a Chocolate Orange with lube "
I’m a sadist so I’m good with that. Sorry probably it’s going in dry, bend over love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas
If it’s your first time I’d be kind and use lube
You cannot spoil the taste of a Chocolate Orange with lube
I’m a sadist so I’m good with that. Sorry probably it’s going in dry, bend over love "
Deep breath son. Take one for the team |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas
If it’s your first time I’d be kind and use lube
You cannot spoil the taste of a Chocolate Orange with lube
I’m a sadist so I’m good with that. Sorry probably it’s going in dry, bend over love
Deep breath son. Take one for the team"
If she goes in one segment at a time you won't even notice you have a whole chocolate orange up your arse |
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By *otForSofties OP Woman
over a year ago
The North / Party Hard Everywhere |
"Anyone fancy a social on the day? I'll cook
I'm away for Xmas again this year so ull be cooking for ur self
Won't be the first time. I'm not even mad. I can make it how I like it and eat it all hahahaha
My mum is having me to stay at hers so I'm not alone for the festive period otherwise I'd be having humbugs :D
My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks
How does an adult eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange?
Is it a trick question? Sorry my kink head said ‘up the arse’ but that’s not for this thread
I mean we could try that if you fancy? But, one segment at a time
Pleas
If it’s your first time I’d be kind and use lube
You cannot spoil the taste of a Chocolate Orange with lube
I’m a sadist so I’m good with that. Sorry probably it’s going in dry, bend over love
Deep breath son. Take one for the team
If she goes in one segment at a time you won't even notice you have a whole chocolate orange up your arse "
I didn’t plan one at a time... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my first Christmas without my boys so I am very glad I am working. Of course we will be having ‘our Christmas’ a week later but it just isn’t the same. I know they will have fun with their dad, step mum, nan and grandma but still feels a bit meh, as it gets closer I’m just finding myself getting more and more upset by it.
Geeky x |
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By *otForSofties OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Christmas dinner for 1 for me "
Maybe we should try to matchmake people close by who are eating alone to get some company. I was going to be alone but now I’ll be with my dad. It’s the first Christmas since my mum died and originally he wanted to eat alone but I don’t think he really does deep down. I’m not sure anyone does. I was considering going abroad just to get away from everything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a saying, "The future you see is the future you get". So if you want to be neg- and avoid days etc.. you're welcome to enjoy sad times ahead.
One thing you can't do is go back and do it differently. So good luck here guys, we're off to enjoy ourselves. Merry Christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a saying, "The future you see is the future you get". So if you want to be neg- and avoid days etc.. you're welcome to enjoy sad times ahead.
One thing you can't do is go back and do it differently. So good luck here guys, we're off to enjoy ourselves. Merry Christmas."
Who ever said I was negative about it? Best xmas day I've had in years was the one I spent doing exactly what I wanted |
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I can't wait for Christmas to finish! Shops are packed ! Streets busy ! I will visit my sister because my nieces and my son! But I honestly just want to stay on my pjs ! My trip costed the double ! I can't wait for New Year's Eve ! To say good bye too a shite year and bring on 2018 better year I hope!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working Xmas n boxing day by choice,not anti Xmas but when I was a kid it started week before 25th lol or even putting decs up Xmas Eve,this commercialised,hyped,stuff your face,get pissed n spend what you haven't got ain't to do with Xmas,not being miserable just don't want anything to do with that tat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My folks wanted me to stay with them.
Erm, no, I'm ok, I'll wake up, eat a Terry's chocolate orange like an adult and have a bottle of wine for breakfast thanks "
Haha love this
I’m off shopping soon, I’m so getting a chocolate orange |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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I am normally a grinch at Xmas.
It’s even worse when my clients are working and I am not, and getting emails that they want answering today. It’s ok if a yes or no item that I can answer on phone, but if it something that requires more than that then they are going to have to wait 28th when I am back
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"Anyone want to hide out from the happy Christmas threads feel free to pull up a seat in this quiet corner of the forum with me..."
In many ways, one of the worst times of the year for me.
So many sad memories...........
This thread gets the Sting seal of approval. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the hedonistic among us, of which I would say there are one or two, should start a parliamentary petition going to make the winter solstice a public holiday.
This is the day Mother Earth starts to turn her northern face to the sun and the soil begins warm ready to be fertile and give up her fruits.
So next year let’s get naked at Stonehenge dance around a pentangle formed from naked women feast on English wine and meat and plant the seed of life!
O wait a minute that sounds remarkably like a club I have visited in the Midlands! |
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First Christmas without my family and my partner loathes Christmas. My home seems bleak and I feel slightly sorry for myself, but you know what...I'll see my family at some point, life really isn't bad and I've lived another year.
Sorry grinches: I still love Christmas! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone want to hide out from the happy Christmas threads feel free to pull up a seat in this quiet corner of the forum with me..."
I love Christmas not especially the gift side of it but the socialising is great  Happy Christmas |
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"Anyone want to hide out from the happy Christmas threads feel free to pull up a seat in this quiet corner of the forum with me...
In many ways, one of the worst times of the year for me.
So many sad memories...........
This thread gets the Sting seal of approval."
The divide between those happy and sad seems more acute at this time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Christmas-hater here too! *waves*
Christmas just reminds me of massive family arguments growing up and I hate the big fuss each year. I only tolerate it and make some effort as I have a little girl, but this year she is at her dads on Xmas day so I intend to spend the day in bed eating pizza with my cat, and perhaps get a toyboy round for the evening's entertainment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Christmas-hater here too! *waves*
Christmas just reminds me of massive family arguments growing up and I hate the big fuss each year. I only tolerate it and make some effort as I have a little girl, but this year she is at her dads on Xmas day so I intend to spend the day in bed eating pizza with my cat, and perhaps get a toyboy round for the evening's entertainment "
Class |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Christmas dinner for 1 for me
Maybe we should try to matchmake people close by who are eating alone to get some company. I was going to be alone but now I’ll be with my dad. It’s the first Christmas since my mum died and originally he wanted to eat alone but I don’t think he really does deep down. I’m not sure anyone does. I was considering going abroad just to get away from everything. "
Good luck finding someone els down hear |
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Came in from nightshift and had weetabix. Went to bed and woke up and had toast and pate. Pissing with rain and got soaked twice whilst walking dogs. Back out to work again tonight and tomorrow. Not a very Merry Xmas for me this year. |
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By *aenMan
over a year ago
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I think I’ll join you all. It all went pear shaped this morning when getting horses in and one of the buggers trod on my achilles. Have now spent the day watching my ankle swell up and seize up.
Thankfully I’ve got a bottle of single malt to numb the pain. |
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First year I can't wait to get it over with
