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over a year ago
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"And it's not even Friday!
Merry fucking Christmas 
Anyone else started on a good note this week  ?"
Oh feck that's bad!! I've only got one injured shoulder and that's bad enough!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And it's not even Friday!
Merry fucking Christmas
Anyone else started on a good note this week ?
Power wank and slipped off?"
Nah, I can still wank but can't raise the arm above chest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"***come one gang, the OP urgently requires a thorough rub down. I'd volunteer, but I don't think I'm his type, so come on, don't be shy. "
My sleigh won't get me to greater London.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"***come one gang, the OP urgently requires a thorough rub down. I'd volunteer, but I don't think I'm his type, so come on, don't be shy.
My sleigh won't get me to greater London. "
I bet it could. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And it's not even Friday!
Merry fucking Christmas
Anyone else started on a good note this week ?
Stop shrugging, OP.
Ed Sheeran made me do it  "
You should *relax* as he enters you. Stop tensing up.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've done my back in
Merry fucking Xmas to me too 
Ouch! Feel better soon. x
Thanks lovely xx
Thankfully Ed Sheeran has been no where near me "
I don’t even recall how the Sheeran baiting between me and Derrière started!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've done my back in
Merry fucking Xmas to me too
Ouch! Feel better soon. x
Thanks lovely xx
Thankfully Ed Sheeran has been no where near me
I don’t even recall how the Sheeran baiting between me and Derrière started!! "
You Me and Jim took a post to 200+ replies talking about him and received a 4 day holiday |
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"I'm covered in big black bruises and no idea how I got them. They'll look fabulous with my party dress tomorrow night. "
I've been walking round with a real shiner of a black eye for days, after shutting my head in a door. luckily I have nowhere smart to be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've done my back in
Merry fucking Xmas to me too
Ouch! Feel better soon. x
Thanks lovely xx
Thankfully Ed Sheeran has been no where near me
I don’t even recall how the Sheeran baiting between me and Derrière started!!
You Me and Jim took a post to 200+ replies talking about him and received a 4 day holiday "
Fuck yeah!! We did. Ha ha ha! |
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"I'm covered in big black bruises and no idea how I got them. They'll look fabulous with my party dress tomorrow night. "
Do women bruise more easily?
I swear every women that I see has a bruise somewhere at every point in time! |
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Snap, on the left side. Fell on the stairs last weekend (sober) so injured my ribs & came out in an Eczema like rash today. Must allergic to Christmas..
Always BS happening in December. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And it's not even Friday!
Merry fucking Christmas
Anyone else started on a good note this week ?
Power wank and slipped off?
Nah, I can still wank but can't raise the arm above chest "
Rotator cuffs? Were you trying to impress some hottie at the gym and only later got the oh fuck feeling? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And it's not even Friday!
Merry fucking Christmas
Anyone else started on a good note this week ?
Power wank and slipped off?
Nah, I can still wank but can't raise the arm above chest
Rotator cuffs? Were you trying to impress some hottie at the gym and only later got the oh fuck feeling?"
New exercise, probably too big ROM without adequate stretching. |
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