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Flirt Outrageously Here... Part 28!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Now who wants a malteser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now who wants a malteser

Can I have a mouthful x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now who wants a malteser

Can I have a mouthful x

Depends how big your mouth is

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Now who wants a malteser

Can I have a mouthful x

They're so much nicer if you suck one slowly untill creamy and sticky, then let it slide down your throat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now who wants a malteser

Can I have a mouthful x

Depends how big your mouth is

Big enough to fit at least one in x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now who wants a malteser

Can I have a mouthful x

They're so much nicer if you suck one slowly untill creamy and sticky, then let it slide down your throat

Mmmm perfect x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seems a little slow today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now who wants a malteser

I’ll take two

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Seems a little slow today

"
No it's 24 hours like every other day

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

mmmm someone mention food???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now who wants a malteser

I’ll take two

Take the bag too seeing as it's your birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have magic powers...

I get wet without water

I can make boneless things hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have magic powers...

I get wet without water

I can make boneless things hard

Come lay your magic hands on me and lets see if it's true x

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"I have magic powers...

I get wet without water

I can make boneless things hard

Come lay your magic hands on me and lets see if it's true x

I could suck your malteesers in ways you’d never imagine !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mmmm someone mention food???

It’s nearly lunchtime, what do you fancy today? X

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*sits in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sits in the corner*

Get here, it’s wiggle time x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"mmmm someone mention food???

It’s nearly lunchtime, what do you fancy today? X "

Anything, you know I'm easy

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*sits in the corner*

Get here, it’s wiggle time x "

Teehee!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*sits in the corner*

Get here, it’s wiggle time x

Teehee!

Looks like I killed the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mmmm someone mention food???

It’s nearly lunchtime, what do you fancy today? X

Anything, you know I'm easy

With food yes x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sits in the corner*

Get here, it’s wiggle time x

Teehee!

Looks like I killed the thread

Sorry just busy, wiggle wiggle x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*sits in the corner*

Get here, it’s wiggle time x

Teehee!

Looks like I killed the thread

Sorry just busy, wiggle wiggle x

The wiggle queen

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?"

If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?

If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off

"
Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x

And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?

If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off

Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds

Phew thank god for you

A big thick meaty one or ten please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x

And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?

I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?

If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off

Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds

Phew thank god for you

A big thick meaty one or ten please

"
Any sauce with that

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By *ocoaXXXMan over a year ago

Coventry

Anyone up for some chocolate

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x

And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?

I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x

I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x

And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?

Sounds awesome except the Rich Tea .

I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x

I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x"

Sounds awesome . Except the Rich Tea . They're a bit bland . They are the Theresa May of the biscuit world

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Blimey all the food & drink talk in here.

I might have to wiggle my pert hairy arse & see what comes my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x

And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?

I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x

I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x"

Ooo can I have a jammy dodger please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blimey all the food & drink talk in here.

I might have to wiggle my pert hairy arse & see what comes my way

Get rid of yoda and I’ll feed you biscuits all afternoon x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ermmm... I seem to be all flirted out!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*wonders do I set up the bar in this one*

I’d prefer a cup of tea at the moment x

And a biscuit? Or would you prefer a sausage seems like someone's got a shop full?

I’d love a biscuit please. Maybe sausage later x

I've got digestive, hobnobs, rich tea, custard creams, bourbon, jammy dodgers, cookies, penguins and shortbread x

Ooo can I have a jammy dodger please x

Anything you wish miss Angie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there room for one more?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Blimey all the food & drink talk in here.

I might have to wiggle my pert hairy arse & see what comes my way

Get rid of yoda and I’ll feed you biscuits all afternoon x "

Yoda's about to go in the bin

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Is there room for one more?

Hello... Got any spare food?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for one more?

Hello... Got any spare food?

I've got chocolate cake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is there room for one more?

Hello... Got any spare food?

I've got chocolate cake

"
No cheesecake then ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just pervin through the window lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for one more?

Hello... Got any spare food?

I've got chocolate cake

No cheesecake then ??"

No the cat ate it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Is there room for one more?

Hello... Got any spare food?

I've got chocolate cake

I'm yours, take me now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there room for one more?

Hello... Got any spare food?

I've got chocolate cake

I'm yours, take me now

I wish

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"I have magic powers...

I get wet without water

I can make boneless things hard

That is some skill, can you then turn the water to wine.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Hey I'm Mr Meeseeks look at me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blimey all the food & drink talk in here.

I might have to wiggle my pert hairy arse & see what comes my way

Get rid of yoda and I’ll feed you biscuits all afternoon x

Yoda's about to go in the bin

Brings out the family size box of biscuits. Would you like tea as well ? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have magic powers...

I get wet without water

I can make boneless things hard

That is some skill, can you then turn the water to wine.

There is no water.. just wetness!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?

If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off

Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds

Phew thank god for you

A big thick meaty one or ten please

Any sauce with that

Loads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just pervin through the window lol"

Get in here NOW

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*sits in the corner with a whiskey and and watches the fun enfold*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*sits in the corner with a whiskey and and watches the fun enfold*

Very quiet in here tonight

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By *ucky88oMan over a year ago

london

Sounds like You all need a maid/servant to serve all this food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like You all need a maid/servant to serve all this food"

You can do it if you like so long as you don't burn my sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has this thread finally died... Just before Christmas... Really??

Surely not

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss me ,stroke me, lick me, tease me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread

Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Kiss me ,stroke me, lick me, tease me

Hello miss Santa

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread

Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x "

As you wish miss Angie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread

Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x

As you wish miss Angie!

Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss me ,stroke me, lick me, tease me

Hello miss Santa

Hello Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol

Geeky x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread

Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x

As you wish miss Angie!

Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x

*looks up at the mistletoe* and *kisses angie*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Kiss me ,stroke me, lick me, tease me

Hello miss Santa

Hello Mr

Mistletoe?

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Truly, madly, flirty

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol

Geeky x

Merry Christmas Eve

can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here because I heard Maltesers were being handed out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need kisses, all the kisses please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need kisses, all the kisses please

Can I choose where they go

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I need kisses, all the kisses please

*looks above Dana* oooo mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need kisses, all the kisses please

Can I choose where they go"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need kisses, all the kisses please

*looks above Dana* oooo mistletoe

Come here and dangle it over my head

.... for the kiss obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread

Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x

As you wish miss Angie!

Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x

*looks up at the mistletoe* and *kisses angie*

Mmmm, mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol

Geeky x

Merry Christmas Eve

can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?

You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames

Ads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need kisses, all the kisses please

Can I choose where they go

Absolutely

Okay so most will be between your legs hehe

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I need kisses, all the kisses please

*looks above Dana* oooo mistletoe

Come here and dangle it over my head

.... for the kiss obvs

You mean the mistletoe right?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like I better open the bar and kick start this thread

Yes let’s have some Christmas Eve flirting going on x

As you wish miss Angie!

Come here and kiss me under the mistletoe geeky mwah x

*looks up at the mistletoe* and *kisses angie*

Mmmm, mwah x

Wiggle wiggle

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol

Geeky x

Merry Christmas Eve

can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?

You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames

Ads"

Been there done that haha had holy water thrown on me and I didn't burn which was good haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol

Geeky x

Merry Christmas Eve

can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?

You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames

Ads

Been there done that haha had holy water thrown on me and I didn't burn which was good haha

Give me some of your strength please?

Ads

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"It’s christmas, Ads and I haven’t been frisky since Wednesday...flirt with us!!! Lol

Geeky x

Merry Christmas Eve

can I get you a Christmas tipple or a cocktail?

You can we’re off to church later so I’ll need to concentrate on not bursting into flames

Ads

Been there done that haha had holy water thrown on me and I didn't burn which was good haha

Give me some of your strength please?

Ads"

*grasps hand in a hand shake and begins the transfer of strength*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Merry Christmas you lovely flirters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters

Happy Christmas Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters

Merry Christmas geeky mwah x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters

Happy Christmas Geeky x

Merry Christmas miss minxy

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Merry Christmas you lovely flirters

Merry Christmas geeky mwah x

Merry Christmas miss Angie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone, we can offer much more than a Malteser, we have revived about a tonne of chocolate for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone, we can offer much more than a Malteser, we have revived about a tonne of chocolate for Christmas.

Chocolates?

If you have meaty sausages or wine on the other hand...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We ate all the sausages but we do have wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK wine will be lovely thank you

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*peeks out from the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey geeky

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hey geeky

Hey rubi

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hey geeky

Hey rubi

And how are we today rubi?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey geeky

Hey rubi

And how are we today rubi?

Im great thanks how are you?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hey geeky

Hey rubi

And how are we today rubi?

Im great thanks how are you? "

I'm glad to hear you are

and you most certainly are looking amazing too

And I'm pretty good usual you know

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*peeks from the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just dropping in to say hello sexy peeps

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Just dropping in to say hello sexy peeps

Greetings!

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Ahh yes, the lesser spotted flirtomatic thread

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Ahh yes, the lesser spotted flirtomatic thread

Forgotten Is the term I'd use Haha

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*bar is now open*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*bar is now open*

Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*bar is now open*

Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x

Hello miss Angie

white wine coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*bar is now open*

Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x

Hello miss Angie

white wine coming right up

Thank you x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*bar is now open*

Ooo hello you, I’ll join you for a nice white wine please x

Hello miss Angie

white wine coming right up

Thank you x

You're very welcome

anything else you'd like?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Very quiet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very quiet?

Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Very quiet?

Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x "

*Passes cup of tea and biscuit to Angie*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very quiet?

Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x "

We’ll it’s out Christmas 2.0 so we’re having our customary Christmas morning baileys lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very quiet?

Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x

*Passes cup of tea and biscuit to Angie* "

Thanks you’re a darling x mwah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very quiet?

Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x

We’ll it’s out Christmas 2.0 so we’re having our customary Christmas morning baileys lol"

Well why not indeed x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone mention tea and biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

Custard Creams? Ohhhh let me grab my car keys and I’ll be right over

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!"

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x"

I have sausage you might like

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Very quiet?

Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x

*Passes cup of tea and biscuit to Angie*

Thanks you’re a darling x mwah

I do try haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

I love a nice meaty succulent sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

Custard Creams? Ohhhh let me grab my car keys and I’ll be right over

Fills the kettle up, opens new packet of custard creams, and puts lipstick on x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

Flirt switch is working!!

Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream

Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Very quiet?

Morning geeky, can I have a cup of tea please, it’s a bit early for wine x

We’ll it’s out Christmas 2.0 so we’re having our customary Christmas morning baileys lol"

Sounds like a good plan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

I love a nice meaty succulent sausage

Nothing like getting your lips around a tasty sausage

Peach x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

Flirt switch is working!!

Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....

Peach x"

Nice and gentle....to start with

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?

If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off

Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds

Phew thank god for you

A big thick meaty one or ten please

Any sauce with that

please no one mention brown sauce

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

Flirt switch is working!!

Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....

Peach x

Nice and gentle....to start with

Just until you've warmed up a bit then you'll need to grip the edge of the chair...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maltesers?

What happened to the sausages?

If the sausages have gone I'm fecking off

Plenty here in my shop . We got fat ones skinny ones white ones black ones . All guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds

Phew thank god for you

A big thick meaty one or ten please

Any sauce with that

please no one mention brown sauce

..."

Or the red sauce...unless you're into that?

Peach x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

I love a nice meaty succulent sausage

Seems like my sausage is in demand

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

Flirt switch is working!!

Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....

Peach x

Nice and gentle....to start with

Just until you've warmed up a bit then you'll need to grip the edge of the chair...

Peach x"

Is that a promise?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

I love a nice meaty succulent sausage

But can you take it whole?

Ads

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream

Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X

It can be what ever you wish it to be - comes in its own special tube and need a bit of sucking to get it out but it's all yours if you'd like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

I love a nice meaty succulent sausage

Seems like my sausage is in demand

Without Worcester sauce though

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

I love a nice meaty succulent sausage

Seems like my sausage is in demand

Without Worcester sauce though

Tee hee! Well depends on your definition of Worcester sauce

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Every Forumite knows my sausages are the best . I've had orders for my sausage from all over the country now

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream

Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X

It can be what ever you wish it to be - comes in its own special tube and need a bit of sucking to get it out but it's all yours if you'd like it."

I always wondered what Tesco put in their own brand custard creams

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

The Minxy school of flirting and seduction...

It has a kind of ring to it don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every Forumite knows my sausages are the best . I've had orders for my sausage from all over the country now

You've got stiff competition in our local bangers...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

The Minxy school of flirting and seduction...

It has a kind of ring to it don't you think?

Wouldn't be very successful tho Hello! That's for sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every Forumite knows my sausages are the best . I've had orders for my sausage from all over the country now

I get mine from the local meat market

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone mention tea and biscuits?

I’m just having them now nets, I have custard creams x

If you need more, I'm happy to provide you with some extra custard cream

Oooo isn’t that just cream though ? X

It can be what ever you wish it to be - comes in its own special tube and need a bit of sucking to get it out but it's all yours if you'd like it."

I’m very good at sucking x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

Ooo I say, tell me more

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

The Minxy school of flirting and seduction...

It has a kind of ring to it don't you think?

Wouldn't be very successful tho Hello! That's for sure

Oh I don't know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Every Forumite knows my sausages are the best . I've had orders for my sausage from all over the country now

You've got stiff competition in our local bangers...

Peach x"
Yes I have to admit you have nice bangers

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Too much coffee and not enough flirting going on in here....who wants to feed me sausage while I fiddle about with the flirting on/off switch...

Peach x

I have sausage you might like

Flirt switch is working!!

Just dip that sausage between my lips so I can have a little taste first....

Peach x

Nice and gentle....to start with

Just until you've warmed up a bit then you'll need to grip the edge of the chair...

Peach x

Is that a promise?

I'll have to repay the favour miss peach, won't be a chair you'll be gripping on though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

Ooo I say, tell me more

Who do you want to flirt with... Then I'll tailor the tips for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

The Minxy school of flirting and seduction...

It has a kind of ring to it don't you think?

Wouldn't be very successful tho Hello! That's for sure

Oh I don't know

I do!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d take 2hrs with you in a locked room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

Ooo I say, tell me more

Who do you want to flirt with... Then I'll tailor the tips for you

This is where we encounter my other issue: indecision!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm crap at flirting, I need someone to teach me how!

I'll teach you whatever you need to know

Ooo I say, tell me more

Who do you want to flirt with... Then I'll tailor the tips for you

This is where we encounter my other issue: indecision!"

Ahh well I am buggered then... I'll let one of the others teach you as they are clearly more experienced than I.

Sorry... I did offer but I have my limits haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with a good hard flirting x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*sits in the corner and waits*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be

Let me help you x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be

Let me help you x

By all means tee hee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be

Let me help you x

By all means tee hee!

Quickly warms my hands up x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be

Let me help you x

By all means tee hee!

Quickly warms my hands up x

Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be

Let me help you x

By all means tee hee!

Quickly warms my hands up x

Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets

Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Christmas/New Years tipple anyone?

What have you got on offer, I want something that slides down my throat easy x

I might have just the thing

Oh shall I give you a wiggle first x

Weren't we talking about drinks

Ha ha, of course. I have no idea what else you could have been thinking of x

Excuse me while I put this stirrer back where it's suppose to be

Let me help you x

By all means tee hee!

Quickly warms my hands up x

Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets

Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x

Don't worry about the hole in the one pocket been meaning to get it fixed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quickly warms my hands up x

Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets

Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x

Don't worry about the hole in the one pocket been meaning to get it fixed

Oh that was what warmed me up. Think I might have made it bigger x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Quickly warms my hands up x

Cold hands? Why don't you put them in my pockets

Slides hands in gently. Mmmm nit just my hands that are warming up x

Don't worry about the hole in the one pocket been meaning to get it fixed

Oh that was what warmed me up. Think I might have made it bigger x

"
well something is definitely bigger

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