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over a year ago
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I'm in the wide awake club. Not for the usual reasons though. Some scumbag has been knocking on doors to 'test' responses to decide which ones to rob. Luckily, I'm a light sleeper. |
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"Sleep tomorrow...about 30 minutes before your alarm. Or is it just me? "
I did that yesterday morning then went back to sleep after the alarm and was late for work! So I’ll be skipping sleep tonight so I’m not late today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up...and drinking wine with a friend
All my wine is gone. As are the giant buttons. Woe is me
I like to share "
I'd normally ask if it's nice wine, but I really dont care right now. Fancy a spoon and an awkward erection? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up...and drinking wine with a friend
All my wine is gone. As are the giant buttons. Woe is me
I like to share
I'd normally ask if it's nice wine, but I really dont care right now. Fancy a spoon and an awkward erection? "
You really need to ask? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up...and drinking wine with a friend
All my wine is gone. As are the giant buttons. Woe is me
I like to share
I'd normally ask if it's nice wine, but I really dont care right now. Fancy a spoon and an awkward erection?
You really need to ask? "
Ping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up...and drinking wine with a friend
All my wine is gone. As are the giant buttons. Woe is me
I like to share
I'd normally ask if it's nice wine, but I really dont care right now. Fancy a spoon and an awkward erection?
You really need to ask?
Ping " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry "
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis? "
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sleep tomorrow...about 30 minutes before your alarm. Or is it just me?
Not just you lovely. Night time is my day time "
But on the plus side, you get to hijack threads and nobody gives a shit, because most of them are sleeping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis?
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens "
I'll stop off on my way back south |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis?
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens
I'll stop off on my way back south "
Promise? I'll get the wine, sleeping tablets and awkward errection on standby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis?
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens
I'll stop off on my way back south
Promise? I'll get the wine, sleeping tablets and awkward errection on standby"
Damn you know all the right things to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't count sheep, count cocks
I know a huge amount of complete cocks, do they count?
If it helps you to sleep "
Probably wouldn't since they're complete knob heads!!! And not in a sexy way sadly... |
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"Don't count sheep, count cocks
I know a huge amount of complete cocks, do they count?
If it helps you to sleep
Probably wouldn't since they're complete knob heads!!! And not in a sexy way sadly... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis?
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens
I'll stop off on my way back south
Promise? I'll get the wine, sleeping tablets and awkward errection on standby
Damn you know all the right things to say "
It's a gift, what can I say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't count sheep, count cocks
That should be the fab slogan yer still not seeing mine
Like....ever?
Nobody needs to see such a sight. "
How about just a little peek? Like a quick flash then we say no more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis?
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens
I'll stop off on my way back south
Promise? I'll get the wine, sleeping tablets and awkward errection on standby
Damn you know all the right things to say
It's a gift, what can I say? "
Awkward erections are the best kind. Im not into those proud show off type ones. Dicks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis?
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens
I'll stop off on my way back south
Promise? I'll get the wine, sleeping tablets and awkward errection on standby
Damn you know all the right things to say
It's a gift, what can I say?
Awkward erections are the best kind. Im not into those proud show off type ones. Dicks! "
Bloody show offs with their proud erections! If it's not awkwardly nudging a little spoon in the back is it even there!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys? I was counting the penises! No one joined in
You've got to ask nicely if you want to see mine. Sorry
Can i please touch....i mean see...your penis?
Well, it'll not stretch to Edinburgh but its not far away. Let's see what happens
I'll stop off on my way back south
Promise? I'll get the wine, sleeping tablets and awkward errection on standby
Damn you know all the right things to say
It's a gift, what can I say?
Awkward erections are the best kind. Im not into those proud show off type ones. Dicks!
Bloody show offs with their proud erections! If it's not awkwardly nudging a little spoon in the back is it even there!? "
Exactly. If i cant hear that uuggghh noise as i pretend to stretch in my sleep and the awkward paranoia hits then im not impressed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but not counting penises not my thing
Penises or counting?
Willy! Penis number 8529. Check
Cockaholic
she is lol "
Im a fab quality control officer. I have to inspect the penii (that's totally the plural of penis right?) for flaws. |
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"I'm in but not counting penises not my thing
Penises or counting?
Willy! Penis number 8529. Check
Cockaholic
she is lol
Im a fab quality control officer. I have to inspect the penii (that's totally the plural of penis right?) for flaws. "
well thats me phukt then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but not counting penises not my thing
Penises or counting?
Willy! Penis number 8529. Check
Cockaholic
she is lol
Im a fab quality control officer. I have to inspect the penii (that's totally the plural of penis right?) for flaws. "
How do we know if we've made the grade?
Is there a 'Rubidoux seal of approval' mark you could apply? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but not counting penises not my thing
Penises or counting?
Willy! Penis number 8529. Check
Cockaholic
she is lol
Im a fab quality control officer. I have to inspect the penii (that's totally the plural of penis right?) for flaws.
well thats me phukt then lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in but not counting penises not my thing
Penises or counting?
Willy! Penis number 8529. Check
Cockaholic
she is lol
Im a fab quality control officer. I have to inspect the penii (that's totally the plural of penis right?) for flaws.
How do we know if we've made the grade?
Is there a 'Rubidoux seal of approval' mark you could apply? "
Its red and lip shaped |
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"I'm in but not counting penises not my thing
Penises or counting?
Willy! Penis number 8529. Check
Cockaholic
she is lol
Im a fab quality control officer. I have to inspect the penii (that's totally the plural of penis right?) for flaws.
How do we know if we've made the grade?
Is there a 'Rubidoux seal of approval' mark you could apply?
Its red and lip shaped "
oooosssh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating cold pizza in bed at this time is normal yeah?
Yes! I got a tiger roll and cup of tea. It was too cold not to get back in the bed. "
Mmmm tiger bread! Lurpak? And I don't mean that spreadable shite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wide awake here... Please can I have a spoon, an awkward erection and some cocks to count
desert or table spoon ? and if my erection is awkard cant give cocks to count though lol "
Which ever is a big spoon |
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"Wide awake here... Please can I have a spoon, an awkward erection and some cocks to count
desert or table spoon ? and if my erection is awkard cant give cocks to count though lol
Which ever is a big spoon "
desert i think lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eating cold pizza in bed at this time is normal yeah?
Yes! I got a tiger roll and cup of tea. It was too cold not to get back in the bed.
Mmmm tiger bread! Lurpak? And I don't mean that spreadable shite! "
Proper lurpak! Kept in a butter dish on the worktop overnight so you can use it on toast in the morning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wide awake here... Please can I have a spoon, an awkward erection and some cocks to count
desert or table spoon ? and if my erection is awkard cant give cocks to count though lol
Which ever is a big spoon
desert i think lol "
Ud be dessert spoon I'll be teaspoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be one but it was because of uni, 2 years later I've recovered
I can't remember uni. You mustn't have done it right "
I probably haven't, I'm a bit of an odd ball |
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"Eating cold pizza in bed at this time is normal yeah?
Yes! I got a tiger roll and cup of tea. It was too cold not to get back in the bed.
Mmmm tiger bread! Lurpak? And I don't mean that spreadable shite!
Proper lurpak! Kept in a butter dish on the worktop overnight so you can use it on toast in the morning! "
I had a crisp sandwich with loads of proper butter on nice soft white bread. Yummy |
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"Eating cold pizza in bed at this time is normal yeah?
Yes! I got a tiger roll and cup of tea. It was too cold not to get back in the bed.
Mmmm tiger bread! Lurpak? And I don't mean that spreadable shite!
Proper lurpak! Kept in a butter dish on the worktop overnight so you can use it on toast in the morning!
I had a crisp sandwich with loads of proper butter on nice soft white bread. Yummy"
What flavour crisps ?? x |
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"Awake due to the workies who arrived in my street at 1.00am... and who are now playing with a pneumatic drill
kill them lol
Very tempting... But there's about 8 of them. I fear I wouldn't win "
glock 9mm wins every time |
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"Awake due to the workies who arrived in my street at 1.00am... and who are now playing with a pneumatic drill
kill them lol
Very tempting... But there's about 8 of them. I fear I wouldn't win
glock 9mm wins every time "
Yeah... that got confiscated when I threatened the last lot of Jehovahs Witnesses that knocked on my door |
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"Awake due to the workies who arrived in my street at 1.00am... and who are now playing with a pneumatic drill
kill them lol
Very tempting... But there's about 8 of them. I fear I wouldn't win
glock 9mm wins every time
Yeah... that got confiscated when I threatened the last lot of Jehovahs Witnesses that knocked on my door "
Well you should of had a back up then ?? standard practice really lol |
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"Eating cold pizza in bed at this time is normal yeah?
Yes! I got a tiger roll and cup of tea. It was too cold not to get back in the bed.
Mmmm tiger bread! Lurpak? And I don't mean that spreadable shite!
Proper lurpak! Kept in a butter dish on the worktop overnight so you can use it on toast in the morning!
I had a crisp sandwich with loads of proper butter on nice soft white bread. Yummy
What flavour crisps ?? x"
Cheese and onion, nothing else works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eating cold pizza in bed at this time is normal yeah?
Yes! I got a tiger roll and cup of tea. It was too cold not to get back in the bed.
Mmmm tiger bread! Lurpak? And I don't mean that spreadable shite!
Proper lurpak! Kept in a butter dish on the worktop overnight so you can use it on toast in the morning! "
Absolute filth! |
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