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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

It’s only because he got laid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

OUT!!!! Or you shall be spanked!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

It’s only because he got laid

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

It’s only because he got laid

The fuck has that got to do with anything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

It’s only because he got laid

Men don't get laid!

Maybe you meant paid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

OUT!!!! Or you shall be spanked!"

Promises promises

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

It’s only because he got laid

Men don't get laid!

Maybe you meant paid. "

Not until Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

OUT!!!! Or you shall be spanked!"

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

OUT!!!! Or you shall be spanked!

Promises promises

I need to go over the rules and punishments. I haven’t thought this through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?"

I used WD40 on a door hinge. Can I have a cock now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cut a tree down with a chainsaw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

I used WD40 on a door hinge. Can I have a cock now? "

Only if you can tell me where the name WD40 came from in the next 20 seconds. No googling!

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By *ay-89Woman over a year ago

Norwich

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

OUT!!!! Or you shall be spanked!"

Oh yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This men’s only club sure is full of women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?"

I used a butter knife to change the fuse in a plug,does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mark here. or is it Muhahahahahahahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mark here. or is it Muhahahahahahahahaaaa

Ahh the mystery is killing me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

I used WD40 on a door hinge. Can I have a cock now?

Only if you can tell me where the name WD40 came from in the next 20 seconds. No googling!"

It was on the side of the can! Yeehaw!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

I used a butter knife to change the fuse in a plug,does that count?"

A real man would have wrapped the broken fuse in tin foil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

I used WD40 on a door hinge. Can I have a cock now?

Only if you can tell me where the name WD40 came from in the next 20 seconds. No googling!

It was on the side of the can! Yeehaw!!"

Close enough. Have a penis. I don’t have any spare so you’ll have to share mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

It’s only because he got laid

The fuck has that got to do with anything?

Just stating the obvious OP, well as you have on occasions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

It’s only because he got laid

The fuck has that got to do with anything?

Just stating the obvious OP, well as you have on occasions! "

Nope, still don’t see what one has to do with the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

I used a butter knife to change the fuse in a plug,does that count?

A real man would have wrapped the broken fuse in tin foil."

Real men do the job once and do it right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

I used WD40 on a door hinge. Can I have a cock now?

Only if you can tell me where the name WD40 came from in the next 20 seconds. No googling!

It was on the side of the can! Yeehaw!!

Close enough. Have a penis. I don’t have any spare so you’ll have to share mine

I've never won anything before.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

That is so manly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!"

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

I cooked a steak with no top on while drinking beer and listening to heavy metal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought a big tool.

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"I cooked a steak with no top on while drinking beer and listening to heavy metal. "

I do that all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I uploaded a dick pic. I know. I am the epitome of manly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So much manliness going off! Hurrah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

That is so stupid

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

Good lad, only the best tools for the job

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I ate a whole yorkie bar this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4 shredded wheat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally just bookmarking this for perving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just made the telly work again by whacking it with my hand. Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

OUT!!!! Or you shall be spanked!

Promises promises

I need to go over the rules and punishments. I haven’t thought this through "

Punishment... Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I carried a huge metal tool chest to a male customers car whilst he walked behind me...I have a bigger penis than him I'm betting

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ate a whole yorkie bar this afternoon.

*wanks furiously*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I ate a whole yorkie bar this afternoon.

Calm down Chuck Norris!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go you manly men you

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?"

And no

But i Have been to the casino and made £100.

Cooked a Christmas dinner for 60.

And lifted 60kg on the bench bar

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

And no

But i Have been to the casino and made £100.

Cooked a Christmas dinner for 60.

And lifted 60kg on the bench bar

You sir can have a sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

And no

But i Have been to the casino and made £100.

Cooked a Christmas dinner for 60.

And lifted 60kg on the bench bar

Mans man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just had a fight with a bear and slammed him in an arm bar. His head i now down the toilet an im currently flushing the chain.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Just had a fight with a bear and slammed him in an arm bar. His head i now down the toilet an im currently flushing the chain."

Your teddy bear??

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

I changed a 140 euros and got £103 back

I’m sure I would of got £280 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had a fight with a bear and slammed him in an arm bar. His head i now down the toilet an im currently flushing the chain.

Your teddy bear??

its real......

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

"I cooked a steak with no top on while drinking beer and listening to heavy metal.

I do that all the time!

I then used a chainsaw to cut it up whilst beating my chest and howling at the moon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

And no

But i Have been to the casino and made £100.

Cooked a Christmas dinner for 60.

And lifted 60kg on the bench bar

What do you play at the casino Seeside?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I thought about putting a curtain rail up. Then didn't. That's what men do ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quit making me hungry OP. If it's not pie it's sausages...always with the food.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?

And no

But i Have been to the casino and made £100.

Cooked a Christmas dinner for 60.

And lifted 60kg on the bench bar

What do you play at the casino Seeside?"

Roulette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

Oh man up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought about putting a curtain rail up. Then didn't. That's what men do ain't it?"

Noooooooo for chrissake No!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made the woman I love feel adored

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Quit making me hungry OP. If it's not pie it's sausages...always with the food. "

It's nearly Xmas... there's supposed to be lots of food

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made the woman I love feel adored

Your wife is a lucky woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quit making me hungry OP. If it's not pie it's sausages...always with the food.

It's nearly Xmas... there's supposed to be lots of food

Nita"

You make a fair point

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"I changed a 140 euros and got £103 back

I’m sure I would of got £280 years ago

£2 to the euro ? Don't think so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made the woman I love feel adored

Your wife is a lucky woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Emptied a drain of leaves on our drive and removed an airlock in our central heating by bleeding a radiator. I get all the good jobs around here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made a fire and wrestled with a bear

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness"

Ahh right; thought you'd just done the 'Who's nearby' search and that's what you meant by 'sausage fest'.........

Be seeing you.....

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"I changed a 140 euros and got £103 back

I’m sure I would of got £280 years ago

£2 to the euro ? Don't think so

I mean in the good old days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also topped up the washer fluid and checked the oil on the company car.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made the woman I love feel adored

Your wife is a lucky woman

I wanted to keep it quiet, the messages of love and adoration you’ve been sending me but if you’re happy for people to know, that’s ok

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Ahh right; thought you'd just done the 'Who's nearby' search and that's what you meant by 'sausage fest'.........

Be seeing you.....

True dat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quit making me hungry OP. If it's not pie it's sausages...always with the food. "

You can have a slice of me anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made the woman I love feel adored

Your wife is a lucky woman

I wanted to keep it quiet, the messages of love and adoration you’ve been sending me but if you’re happy for people to know, that’s ok

We’re married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made the woman I love feel adored

Your wife is a lucky woman

I wanted to keep it quiet, the messages of love and adoration you’ve been sending me but if you’re happy for people to know, that’s ok

We’re married

Practically

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fell over on some black ice in a car park on Monday, a proper comedy fall, both legs in the air before slamming down on my back, bringing great meriment at this time of year to all observers.

Despite the pain to my back and pride I managed to style it out as if I was merely having a rest and refused all offers for help.

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"I also topped up the washer fluid and checked the oil on the company car."

Could you pop round and show me how to use your dipstick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Ahh right; thought you'd just done the 'Who's nearby' search and that's what you meant by 'sausage fest'.........

Be seeing you.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quit making me hungry OP. If it's not pie it's sausages...always with the food.

You can have a slice of me anytime

Don't forget the ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

Good lad, only the best tools for the job "

Aye - and the saw’s not too bad too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quit making me hungry OP. If it's not pie it's sausages...always with the food.

You can have a slice of me anytime

Don't forget the ice cream

Only if you’re the plate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also topped up the washer fluid and checked the oil on the company car.

Could you pop round and show me how to use your dipstick?

It's quite simple. You pull it out, give the end a quick wipe then shove it in as far as it will go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

Good lad, only the best tools for the job

Aye - and the saw’s not too bad too

Grrrr can i play with your toolbox ?!

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"I also topped up the washer fluid and checked the oil on the company car.

Could you pop round and show me how to use your dipstick?

It's quite simple. You pull it out, give the end a quick wipe then shove it in as far as it will go

That’s where I’ve been going wrong. I pump it in and out a few times and then it gets all that wet stuff on the end. It sometimes runs down the sides and gets on my hand

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?"
I expect Dick has done most of those things and more, lve just slept, baked and got d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made the woman I love feel adored

Your wife is a lucky woman

Bwahahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright guys, hope you’ve had a good week and earned a few quid

Thought I’d make a thread for the men to celebrate our manliness

Anyone chewed tabaco this week? Sharpened a pencil with a Stanley? Changed an oil filter?"

I carried a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also topped up the washer fluid and checked the oil on the company car.

Could you pop round and show me how to use your dipstick?

It's quite simple. You pull it out, give the end a quick wipe then shove it in as far as it will go

That’s where I’ve been going wrong. I pump it in and out a few times and then it gets all that wet stuff on the end. It sometimes runs down the sides and gets on my hand

Au contraire, You sound like you're a professional where as I'm just a diy'er.

Do you have any more car maintenance tips? How do you polish your gear knob for example, a bit of spit and elbow grease?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spent a fair bit of the week lubricating n tightening nuts.......n they're not even my nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I changed the windscreen wipers on the car. Front AND rear....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I held a sky remote next to my genitals and took a picture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I changed the windscreen wipers on the car. Front AND rear....

Did you kick the tyre afterwards to make sure the rest of the car is ok? You can’t be too careful you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I changed the windscreen wipers on the car. Front AND rear....

Did you kick the tyre afterwards to make sure the rest of the car is ok? You can’t be too careful you know "

Which bits are the tyres?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I changed the windscreen wipers on the car. Front AND rear....

Did you kick the tyre afterwards to make sure the rest of the car is ok? You can’t be too careful you know

Which bits are the tyres?"

You came to the wrong thread buddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

Good lad, only the best tools for the job

Aye - and the saw’s not too bad too

Grrrr can i play with your toolbox ?!

You already know the answer to that Minxy Pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

Good lad, only the best tools for the job

Aye - and the saw’s not too bad too

Grrrr can i play with your toolbox ?!

You already know the answer to that Minxy Pie

Now I want a mince pie Frosticles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sawed a nice groove in my thumb whilst cutting a floorboard. I mopped the blood up and wrapped my thumb up with newspaper

I hope the saw is ok, you maverick!

Ol’ Stan? Aye he’ll survive

Good lad, only the best tools for the job

Aye - and the saw’s not too bad too

Grrrr can i play with your toolbox ?!

You already know the answer to that Minxy Pie

Now I want a mince pie Frosticles "

You’ve got male....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I took a piss standing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a piss and left the toilet seat up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn... This isn't what I thought it was gonna be

Nope, now get out. No girls allowed!

I'm no girl... I'm ALL woman and no bugger tells me to get out

OUT!!!! Or you shall be spanked!

Oh yes please!

Frisky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a piss and left the toilet seat up."

Just where it should be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did the washing up. Does that count?

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

bristol/cotswolds

I dug a hole!

Cant say what for and where I did it but it’s going to come in handy when the inlaws come over for Xmas!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a piss and left the toilet seat up.

Just where it should be

*fist bump*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I rearranged the wires at the back of the Tele. Was touch and go for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also topped up the washer fluid and checked the oil on the company car.

Could you pop round and show me how to use your dipstick?

It's quite simple. You pull it out, give the end a quick wipe then shove it in as far as it will go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a piss and left the toilet seat up.

Just where it should be

*fist bump*"

Hope you washed your hands.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I had a piss and left the toilet seat up.

Just where it should be

*fist bump*

Hope you washed your hands.

She wouldn’t need to would she? Don’t you girls just stamp your feet when you’re done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a piss and left the toilet seat up.

Just where it should be

*fist bump*

Hope you washed your hands.

She wouldn’t need to would she? Don’t you girls just stamp your feet when you’re done?

Yep. Unless it was just a wee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve walked in at the wrong time...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get a man in to post on this thread for me.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I reassembled and tuned a drum kit. Apparently that's a manly thing to do but I didn't worry my pretty little head about that because it was a job that needed doing and I was more than capable despite not having a penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll get the man inside me to post on this thread for me."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reassembled and tuned a drum kit. Apparently that's a manly thing to do but I didn't worry my pretty little head about that because it was a job that needed doing and I was more than capable despite not having a penis."

If you had a penis you'd be playing with it and forgotten all about the drum kit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If anyone can recommend a handyman in Scrobbesbyrig that would be great.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

If you had a penis you'd be playing with it and forgotten all about the drum kit. "

Nah, drumsticks or hotrods work better than penises for playing drums with. Saying that, I have played piano with my boobs before now. Jazzlike tone clusters ensued.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll get the man inside me to post on this thread for me.

I should have informed the neighbours that there would be some banging.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you had a penis you'd be playing with it and forgotten all about the drum kit.

Nah, drumsticks or hotrods work better than penises for playing drums with. Saying that, I have played piano with my boobs before now. Jazzlike tone clusters ensued."

Fair point. I haven't noticed many pop stars whacking their willy on a drum.

#notrealmen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe Ace could do it for me.

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

I couldn't find my pencil to sharpen with my Stanley.. So instead used my Stanley for marking my pipe..... Fecker hurt when I slipped though and stabbed it in my thigh..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I replaced my house insulation wearing only a T-shirt and shorts turning down all anti-itch products afterwards as I walked off with imaginary lat syndrome, suddenly the 3" isn't looking too bad ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m shamelessly bumping this thread.

Shut up woman! I’ll do what I want!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooh I love a nice sausage...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh I love a nice sausage...

How would you like a nice large sausage?