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What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
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"Give birth.
True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma  "
HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow |
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"Give birth.
True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma
HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow"
Love this  |
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"Give birth.
True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma
HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow"
Are you absolutely sure it’s the only worthwhile thing a woman can do?
So the women who don’t have children have wasted their life? Interesting |
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"Give birth.
True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma
HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow
Love this "
The second part. Not the first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have a long shower, a poo that takes a good hour, wank, get my balls drained by a sexy lady, drink beer, watch footie, fart and passout and get away with taking a sickie the next day....I'm not bitter 
Peach x |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Give birth.
True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma
HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow
Love this "
...but no mention of the awful periods that we endure for the rest of our reproductive life...  |
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Wake up.
Yawn.
Scratch Balls
Reach for laptop
Stretch further for lap top
Lean over bed for laptop
Throw jama pants over to lap top like a fishing rod.
Put one leg out of bed and reach for laptop.
Slide back under duvet putting laptop on knee
Open laptop
Log on to fab
Read allllllll messa....... oh fucking bastard diva stuck up their own arses women!
Dive into forum.
Start a thread called why can't I get a meet?/ I'm leaving / Help / Critique my profile please.
Look at some pics.
Use words like 'whore'
Wank furiously into sock.
Fall back satiated.
Shout ..... Coming Mum! and head downstairs to help unload the washing machine. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Give birth.
True! Would be able to finally answer the pain giving birth/kicked in the balls dilemma
HAHA it's the only worth while thing to do if you are a woman. Most rewarding thing anyone can ever do, create life....wow"
The only worthwhile thing? So what if a woman can’t have a child? Worthless and useless are we? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck myself with any phallic shaped object imaginable. And see what the difference is between something small and something larger. Fingerblast myself until my fingertips are like prunes. Play with my boobs all day and then probably moan about a lot of things.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly? Have sex with a woman. I've always wanted to know how it feels when a man orgasms. "
You think you will be able to get a meet in less than a day? You're a man remember. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See if men can go for longer than 10 seconds without thinking about sex...  "
Of course we can longer than 10 seconds without thinking about................ very sexy lips was just thinking about how they would feel around my ........... now what was i saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knowing my luck it'd be the wrong time of the month to have any fun and I'd spend the day curled up with stomach cramps and clutching a hot water bottle! Bloody mother nature the bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would stand in front of a mirror admiring my dangley bits, swing them around a bit to see how it feels.
I'd be earning about 20% more that day so I'd go and buy a beer |
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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago
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"Wank until it was sore and then put my willy in as many different things as possible.
Like a fab straight guy!"
Actually had this discussion the other night with my partner. He asked me what I'd do if I had his body for a day.
After giving my answer, as above, he told me that I had to have someone elses body for the day. I may have also said that I'd put as many things as possible in my bum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spend a whole day getting multiple orgasms from guys who knew how to given them until i was completely legless and ached so much i couldn't have any more.
Then id delete my account. Come back the next day as a single man and be better equipped in understanding what it feels like to be on the receiving end.  |
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all day.....with a camera rolling. 
I'd also do this if I was invisible for the day......
