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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!! "

Well we could snuggle back in under your quilt and see if some spooning and whatever else may occur after could turn that frown upside down.

I know the feeling. Thankfully I have woke up in a bright Happy mood this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I suggest everyone runs...

Run now while you still can

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Well we could snuggle back in under your quilt and see if some spooning and whatever else may occur after could turn that frown upside down.

I know the feeling. Thankfully I have woke up in a bright Happy mood this morning."

Im not frowny. Im in a good mood. Just restless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most days!

That's why I come here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again? "

I need someone to come turn me on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I suggest everyone runs...

Run now while you still can "

Too late. I have them all in my sights.

But still, please don't shit on me nets. Im never gonna be ok with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most days!

That's why I come here "

Come be slightly less than well behaved with me strumps (I can't say naughty in case Santa is watching)!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most days!

That's why I come here

Come be slightly less than well behaved with me strumps (I can't say naughty in case Santa is watching)!"

Yay!!! Playtime

I can say naughty....fuck santa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most days!

That's why I come here

Come be slightly less than well behaved with me strumps (I can't say naughty in case Santa is watching)!

Yay!!! Playtime

I can say naughty....fuck santa! "

He's not my type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on "

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though.

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Well we could snuggle back in under your quilt and see if some spooning and whatever else may occur after could turn that frown upside down.

I know the feeling. Thankfully I have woke up in a bright Happy mood this morning.

Im not frowny. Im in a good mood. Just restless "

Sorry my mistake on the frown but I think the solution could still work.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd let you be cheeky with me OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most days!

That's why I come here

Come be slightly less than well behaved with me strumps (I can't say naughty in case Santa is watching)!

Yay!!! Playtime

I can say naughty....fuck santa!

He's not my type "

Take me instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though. "

Its an emergency!!! Bring your tool

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Well we could snuggle back in under your quilt and see if some spooning and whatever else may occur after could turn that frown upside down.

I know the feeling. Thankfully I have woke up in a bright Happy mood this morning.

Im not frowny. Im in a good mood. Just restless

Sorry my mistake on the frown but I think the solution could still work."

Im too restless for spooning. It'll have to be a good hard fuck?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd let you be cheeky with me OP "

Hubba Hubba! I see some cheeks Id like to nibble

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most days!

That's why I come here

Come be slightly less than well behaved with me strumps (I can't say naughty in case Santa is watching)!

Yay!!! Playtime

I can say naughty....fuck santa!

He's not my type

Take me instead? "

I'll take you to heaven baby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though.

Its an emergency!!! Bring your tool "

I'm on my way. Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though.

Its an emergency!!! Bring your tool

I'm on my way. Put the kettle on

"

I'll get my special biscuits out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most days!

That's why I come here

Come be slightly less than well behaved with me strumps (I can't say naughty in case Santa is watching)!"

I think Santa likes to watch

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Well we could snuggle back in under your quilt and see if some spooning and whatever else may occur after could turn that frown upside down.

I know the feeling. Thankfully I have woke up in a bright Happy mood this morning.

Im not frowny. Im in a good mood. Just restless

Sorry my mistake on the frown but I think the solution could still work.

Im too restless for spooning. It'll have to be a good hard fuck?! "

Your wish is my command.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most days!

That's why I come here

Come be slightly less than well behaved with me strumps (I can't say naughty in case Santa is watching)!

I think Santa likes to watch "

Santa the voyeur? I think he's too busy at the moment "supervising" the elves.

Oh dear.....im imagining an elf orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Well we could snuggle back in under your quilt and see if some spooning and whatever else may occur after could turn that frown upside down.

I know the feeling. Thankfully I have woke up in a bright Happy mood this morning.

Im not frowny. Im in a good mood. Just restless

Sorry my mistake on the frown but I think the solution could still work.

Im too restless for spooning. It'll have to be a good hard fuck?!

Your wish is my command. "

Cheers big ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though.

Its an emergency!!! Bring your tool

I'm on my way. Put the kettle on

I'll get my special biscuits out "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though.

Its an emergency!!! Bring your tool

I'm on my way. Put the kettle on

I'll get my special biscuits out

"

That's a euphemism. Im probably just gonna flash you my lady bits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though.

Its an emergency!!! Bring your tool

I'm on my way. Put the kettle on

I'll get my special biscuits out

That's a euphemism. Im probably just gonna flash you my lady bits. "

I'll be honest, I was hoping that was the case. Feel free to do so at anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

I need someone to come turn me on

I'll see when I have a technician available. I am available for emergency call outs though.

Its an emergency!!! Bring your tool

I'm on my way. Put the kettle on

I'll get my special biscuits out

That's a euphemism. Im probably just gonna flash you my lady bits.

I'll be honest, I was hoping that was the case. Feel free to do so at anytime. "

Theyre prettier once im turned on. That's your job

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!! "

I know how you feel

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Have a lady wank. Always works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

I know how you feel "

You wanna come be not naughty but not exactly well behaved with me n strumps?

We might go tease some boys or something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have a lady wank. Always works for me "

I did that. Twice

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple  over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Have a lady wank. Always works for me

I did that. Twice "

Oh god then I suggest teasing the boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!! "

Do you not work Rubi??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have a lady wank. Always works for me

I did that. Twice

Oh god then I suggest teasing the boys "

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi?? "

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a lady wank. Always works for me

I did that. Twice

Oh god then I suggest teasing the boys

I'm on it "

I'm up now but I don't want to go into your moron box

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have a lady wank. Always works for me

I did that. Twice

Oh god then I suggest teasing the boys

I'm on it

I'm up now but I don't want to go into your moron box "

I'm still working on your forfeit loser

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry? "

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!! "

Get someone who is equally annoyed and throw bantery insults to each other till the sexual tension gets too much that you pounce on each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day "

It doesn't affect the mood I wake up in though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Get someone who is equally annoyed and throw bantery insults to each other till the sexual tension gets too much that you pounce on each other "

How you feeling?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I send a few fafs out. I try my luck, Any rejection replies or deleted/ignored, i get to release my mood on them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a lady wank. Always works for me

I did that. Twice

Oh god then I suggest teasing the boys

I'm on it

I'm up now but I don't want to go into your moron box

I'm still working on your forfeit loser "

Oh are you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I send a few fafs out. I try my luck, Any rejection replies or deleted/ignored, i get to release my mood on them. "

Im a girl though, Id end up with a sore vajayjay

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By *.BrooksMan  over a year ago

Blackwood


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day "

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have a lady wank. Always works for me

I did that. Twice

Oh god then I suggest teasing the boys

I'm on it

I'm up now but I don't want to go into your moron box

I'm still working on your forfeit loser

Oh are you now "

Brace yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I send a few fafs out. I try my luck, Any rejection replies or deleted/ignored, i get to release my mood on them. "

Messaging the wrong people...just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored. "

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I send a few fafs out. I try my luck, Any rejection replies or deleted/ignored, i get to release my mood on them.

Messaging the wrong people...just saying "

That seems to be my problem too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored! "

I'll amuse you. With my tongue

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By *.BrooksMan  over a year ago

Blackwood

Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored!

I'll amuse you. With my tongue "

You say all the right things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored!

I'll amuse you. With my tongue "

You don't have time for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake. "

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why would that matter???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored!

I'll amuse you. With my tongue

You don't have time for that "

I can multi task!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored!

I'll amuse you. With my tongue

You don't have time for that

I can multi task! "

Can i watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored!

I'll amuse you. With my tongue

You don't have time for that

I can multi task!

Can i watch "

Its a fully inclusive activity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sometimes do you just wake up in a really annoying mood?

Like you just want to be cheeky and annoy people?

How do you deal with that? So far this morning I've been dealing with it by replying to morons in my inbox but even that is getting boring.

What else can I do to amuse myself? I don't want to end up on Santa's naughty list just for having a laugh!

Heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

Do you not work Rubi??

I'm not sure why that's relevant sorry?

Simple question... My work keeps me busy most of the day

I've broken up for Christmas, some of us have the luxury of time off. And even when I am working I find myself being organised enough to still have time to be bored.

Quite! And even when I'm not off...I find time to be bored!

I'll amuse you. With my tongue

You don't have time for that

I can multi task!

Can i watch

Its a fully inclusive activity "

Even better

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By *.BrooksMan  over a year ago

Blackwood


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?"

I'm not 100% sure but I'm happy to die trying to find out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?

I'm not 100% sure but I'm happy to die trying to find out "

That'll do

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By *.BrooksMan  over a year ago

Blackwood


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?

I'm not 100% sure but I'm happy to die trying to find out

That'll do "

You know me happy to devote myself to the cause

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?

I'm not 100% sure but I'm happy to die trying to find out

That'll do

You know me happy to devote myself to the cause "

You're a selfless man J...truly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get your sweet arse out of the house, mischievous elfs need to be out amongst people to achieve maximum mayhem.

It's more naughty not to really

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?

I'm not 100% sure but I'm happy to die trying to find out

That'll do

You know me happy to devote myself to the cause

You're a selfless man J...truly "

He's a good tosser too-he showed me.

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By *.BrooksMan  over a year ago

Blackwood


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?

I'm not 100% sure but I'm happy to die trying to find out

That'll do

You know me happy to devote myself to the cause

You're a selfless man J...truly "

...I'm a giver

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get your sweet arse out of the house, mischievous elfs need to be out amongst people to achieve maximum mayhem.

It's more naughty not to really "

Im on parcel watch. Once its here I shall run amok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Agreed it's all about time management and not being overwhelmed by the tasks you undertake.

You wanna undertake this task?!? I've got Strumps pinned down. Can you manage us both?

I'm not 100% sure but I'm happy to die trying to find out

That'll do

You know me happy to devote myself to the cause

You're a selfless man J...truly

...I'm a giver "

Come give me something

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By *.BrooksMan  over a year ago

Blackwood


"You're a selfless man J...truly

...I'm a giver

Come give me something "

And what exactly would you like .....? I'm sure I'll be happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You're a selfless man J...truly

...I'm a giver

Come give me something

And what exactly would you like .....? I'm sure I'll be happy to oblige "

All of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Join me for a coffee

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