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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
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Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.
'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.
It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'
So, what is your annual message? |
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"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.
'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.
It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'
So, what is your annual message? "
Your family appreciate this?  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.
'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.
It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'
So, what is your annual message?
Your family appreciate this? "
I never mentioned appreciation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So, what is your annual message? "
'Where have you been for the previous 364 days of the year? But hey, glad you could be here, now there's you've a possibility of grabbing a free drink or a gift from me.' |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.
'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.
It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'
So, what is your annual message?
Your family appreciate this? "
What's up Doc?
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
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So, what is your annual message?
'Where have you been for the previous 364 days of the year? But hey, glad you could be here, now there's you've a possibility of grabbing a free drink or a gift from me.'"
Fine!
It's just one drink and a One Direction calander!
Jeez! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“In this season of goodwill our door is always open, come in and make yourselves comfortable.
Just keep your greedy paws outta my sweetie tub!”"
Is that a euphemism? |
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over a year ago
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"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year 
Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1  "
A £1, you splash it about a bit, yer flash fucker! |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year
Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1
A £1, you splash it about a bit, yer flash fucker!"
Don't bother with cards. Just post it on the book of face. |
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"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year
Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1
A £1, you splash it about a bit, yer flash fucker!
Don't bother with cards. Just post it on the book of face. "
Might as well, a book of stamps costs more than the cards. Ma uncle is about 90 though and hardly knows how to use his phone, let alone facebook  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year
Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1 "
Top tip for you Ace. Use the freebie cards the red cross and other charities send out in November. Sometimes you even get a pen!
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"Dear friends and family, I hope that you don't notice that your Xmas card is exactly the same as it was last year
Well ya can't go wrong at 10 for £1
Top tip for you Ace. Use the freebie cards the red cross and other charities send out in November. Sometimes you even get a pen!
Fuzz"
Fuck off, there's years left in ma Bic biro yet! Bookies pens suck anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like the Queen, I like to post an annual message to my friends and family. This year (and the last four) has centred around twats.
'Always remember as the season of goodwill approaches, someone special is out there thinking of you and appreciates you for the impact you've made on their life.
It's not me though, I think you're a twat!'
So, what is your annual message? "
this is my first message ' why am I here ' !!!  |
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I'm actually doing this today and tomorrow. Those I can get a card to I will, otherwise its a text-email.
I'm sending out good vibes to those that have made a big difference in me this year, sometimes people don't know how much they change a person for the better. Christmas gives a nice chance to do that.
"Your awesome".
Like that. |
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At this special time of year I think of my friends here on Fab and all those I’ve exchanged messages with and had the pleasure of meeting. You have made a genuine difference to my life and I sincerely thank you.
For those who through prejudice or hate have been less sympathetic when I reached out to you I say that my therapist passes on his thanks from his 4 week holiday in the Maldives, paid for with my sorrow and tears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Family,
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Merry Christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the kind of friend who will always help you get rid of a body but remember if you piss me off I know how to get rid of a body  "
Get rid of mine please. |
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