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over a year ago
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Time to share the sage (and onion lol) words of the fast shows Swiss Tony this Christmas
Cooking a turkey is much like making love to a beautiful woman
You have to make sure your bird is kept nice and moist.
Go low and slow all night until the juices run clear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous, like me, you might like to try an underlay. |
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Unwrapping your Christmas presents is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, you peel back the layers of paper before you get to the delights inside. Then you find out which buttons to press to turn her on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman this Christmas is much like making love to a beautiful woman, you first check the size of her ring to be sure it’ll fit... actually, much safer with a pearl necklace |
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