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Christmas Crackers

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does anyone still buy these for their Christmas table. You know paper hat , shite toy,terrible joke. My mum always did but its one tradition I never followed, Who wants a fortune telling fish ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How accurate is the fish? I need to know before committing to an answer

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Shit jokes and perpetual calenders are a part of Christmas in our house!

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By *-Little-Mz-Minx-xWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Shit jokes and perpetual calenders are a part of Christmas in our house!

Mine too....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shit jokes and perpetual calenders are a part of Christmas in our house!

Mine too....

It just isn't Christmas without them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How accurate is the fish? I need to know before committing to an answer "
Haven't a clue the only thing I ever won was a whistle with the pea missing

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Got to have a Christmas cracker!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had some that had Christmas baubles in last year .Will wait till half price in Sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How accurate is the fish? I need to know before committing to an answer Haven't a clue the only thing I ever won was a whistle with the pea missing

If the fish saw that coming..I'm sold! If not..my interest has waned somewhat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How accurate is the fish? I need to know before committing to an answer Haven't a clue the only thing I ever won was a whistle with the pea missing

If the fish saw that coming..I'm sold! If not..my interest has waned somewhat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had some that had Christmas baubles in last year .Will wait till half price in Sainsbury's

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You still have some fine baubles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've made my own and I've put Thorntons chocs a hat and my own jokes in them plus one cracker has a golden ticket for a special prize

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah

Say grace, pull ya cracker then tuck in! Christmas dinner, can’t wait

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'm a cracker....pull me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a cracker....pull me?"

What do we find inside?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm a cracker....pull me?

What do we find inside?

A treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a cracker....pull me?

What do we find inside?

A treat "
And a vast knowledge of popular music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a canny cracker that needs pulling haha joke before I'm shot down haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christmas lunch wouldn't be the same without pulling a cracker or two.

Amazing how after a large glass of port and a few glasses of wine, the cracker jokes seems really funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the sea say too Santa?

Nothing it waved .

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I normally open them up and put a gift in however this year I've done table presents for people

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm a cracker....pull me?

What do we find inside?

A treat And a vast knowledge of popular music

I know all sorts of things

Pretty useful in a quiz or when folk want to find things out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a cracker....pull me?

What do we find inside?

A treat And a vast knowledge of popular music

I know all sorts of things

Pretty useful in a quiz or when folk want to find things out.

What’s your specialist subject?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a cracker....pull me knickers off?"

I will be wearing a plastic moustache.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm a cracker....pull me knickers off?

I will be wearing a plastic moustache."

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always get the ones with daft games in them like Sprout racing, Santa Dash. Or with musical instruments like glockenspiels, tin whistles that play single notes so everyone has to join in to play the ‘well known carol’. After a couple off glasses of wine it usually has us rolling around in laughter.

After all that’s what’s important for me at Christmas- lots of love and laughter

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I love the mini screwdriver sets you get. So frigging handy at times unlike the sewing kit or bits of metal puzzle thing.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Pulled a couple of crackers yesterday - got cute sparkly notebook & crystal keyring

Fi x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes got to have a cracker on the Christmas table. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok Ok all these responses made me buy a box yesterday. I shall report on the contents after Christmas lunch

, They were £14 so they better be good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, I still wear my crappy paper hat all day long too. If it's gold, I know I'll have a fantastic day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. Must have a cracker on the table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep - still remember my joke from last years cracker!!

(... oh and yeah there’s a few crackers in here I’d like to pull

)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You have to nod off on the sofa with your Xmas hat from a cracker . Otherwise what's the point of Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have to nod off on the sofa with your Xmas hat from a cracker . Otherwise what's the point of Christmas

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and wake up with a green forehead

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You have to nod off on the sofa with your Xmas hat from a cracker . Otherwise what's the point of Christmas

and wake up with a green forehead

"
Indeed

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Definitely have to have crackers. And Christmas games (got a few for this year as there are 12 of us)

Frankly I’d do a song and dance routine on the dining table if it’ll keep my son off his PlayStation for a couple of hours!

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