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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then "
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off |
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"send me an insult and block me , pricks !!
I'll just block you if its all the same to you.
I want to sniff you, Clem "
I smell fantastic. Cologne emphasises that. And i smell exactly as you'd imagine. |
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"send me an insult and block me , pricks !!
I'll just block you if its all the same to you.
I want to sniff you, Clem
I smell fantastic. Cologne emphasises that. And i smell exactly as you'd imagine. "
I think I just orgasmed. |
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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off "
We do, just no heavy sweating whilst you're at it |
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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off
We do, just no heavy sweating whilst you're at it "
I almost chocked on a biscuit as it reminded me of the time I had sweat dripping on the ladies lower back |
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"send me an insult and block me , pricks !!
I'll just block you if its all the same to you.
I want to sniff you, Clem
I smell fantastic. Cologne emphasises that. And i smell exactly as you'd imagine.
I think I just orgasmed."
I'm not at all surprised. My scent is self assurance,passion and love. |
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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off
We do, just no heavy sweating whilst you're at it
I almost chocked on a biscuit as it reminded me of the time I had sweat dripping on the ladies lower back "
Do you need mopping mid stroke |
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Clem, I’ve sorted the marketing on your soon to launch fragrance.
A Real Nice Clembake by Mr Fandango
https://youtu.be/R4SP-JVu5qs
(It’s got its own soundtrack) |
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"send me an insult and block me , pricks !!
I'll just block you if its all the same to you.
I want to sniff you, Clem
I smell fantastic. Cologne emphasises that. And i smell exactly as you'd imagine.
I think I just orgasmed.
I'm not at all surprised. My scent is self assurance,passion and love."
I think I just became pregnant. |
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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off
We do, just no heavy sweating whilst you're at it
I almost chocked on a biscuit as it reminded me of the time I had sweat dripping on the ladies lower back
Do you need mopping mid stroke "
Most people need rapid medical assistance. Not sure mopping helps much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off
We do, just no heavy sweating whilst you're at it
I almost chocked on a biscuit as it reminded me of the time I had sweat dripping on the ladies lower back
Do you need mopping mid stroke "
Nope, I just see it as extra lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off
We do, just no heavy sweating whilst you're at it
I almost chocked on a biscuit as it reminded me of the time I had sweat dripping on the ladies lower back
Do you need mopping mid stroke
Most people need rapid medical assistance. Not sure mopping helps much. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just exercised man.
Really because I don't smell good after 2 hours in the gym
Gentle horizontal exercise then
Gentle? I thought ladies like their things ripped off
We do, just no heavy sweating whilst you're at it
I almost chocked on a biscuit as it reminded me of the time I had sweat dripping on the ladies lower back
Do you need mopping mid stroke
Nope, I just see it as extra lube "
hold tight |
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent
Ok. Penhaligons. All of the amazing.
I loved Penhaligon in Cracker.
I love crackers."
Whatever would you put on your crackers though |
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent
Ok. Penhaligons. All of the amazing.
I loved Penhaligon in Cracker.
I love crackers.
Whatever would you put on your crackers though"
Whatever cheese I can manage to prize out of Estella's claws |
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent "
And you're getting it, some of us don't like perfume on men but I felt it was politer to say "freshly washed".
Anyway go see someone in Boots about it |
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent
Ok. Penhaligons. All of the amazing.
I loved Penhaligon in Cracker.
I love crackers.
Whatever would you put on your crackers though
Whatever cheese I can manage to prize out of Estella's claws "
Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws. |
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent
Ok. Penhaligons. All of the amazing.
I loved Penhaligon in Cracker.
I love crackers.
Whatever would you put on your crackers though
Whatever cheese I can manage to prize out of Estella's claws
Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws. "
I* have.. |
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent
Ok. Penhaligons. All of the amazing.
I loved Penhaligon in Cracker.
I love crackers.
Whatever would you put on your crackers though
Whatever cheese I can manage to prize out of Estella's claws
Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws. "
Like a lobster? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent
Ok. Penhaligons. All of the amazing.
I loved Penhaligon in Cracker.
I love crackers.
Whatever would you put on your crackers though
Whatever cheese I can manage to prize out of Estella's claws
Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws.
Like a lobster? "
Like a Kray(fish) |
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"Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws.
I* have..
Talons here but I won't fight over cheese "
I’ll eat all your dairy and gluten!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"blimey , I only wanted some advice on scent
Ok. Penhaligons. All of the amazing.
I loved Penhaligon in Cracker.
I love crackers.
Whatever would you put on your crackers though
Whatever cheese I can manage to prize out of Estella's claws
Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws.
Like a lobster?
Like a Kray(fish) "
(And yes, I know it’s spelled cray, but the joke wouldn’t work with that spelling) |
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"Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws.
I* have..
Talons here but I won't fight over cheese
I’ll eat all your dairy and gluten!! "
I fuck for carbs. |
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"Never! I fight to the death for the cheese. And I have to warn you have supreme nunchuck skills. And claws.
I* have..
Talons here but I won't fight over cheese
I’ll eat all your dairy and gluten!!
I fuck for carbs. "
You can fuck me, I’m all carbs |
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Also, Prada Luna Rosa Carbon. 2017 release and OMG I wish I had smelled it before I bought a bottle of Invictus.
It's probably my favourite along with Creed. |
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"I’ll tell you not what to buy joop someone stank of it in the pub tonight and it made me nauseous "
Agreed, I get bought a bottle every two years by well meaning family, if its not got a return it goes in the 'use in case you overslept/have suprise guests and you are frsh from the gym shelf'. |
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"You two are scaring me.
*puts on the Ed Sheeran music*
And the action begins "
I’ll do the posh English voice, you do the non-posh one - she loves the contrast... |
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I'll suggest any of the masculine fragrances from L'occitane.
Small but good range. Some are heavy and spicy (my preferance atm) others are more woody or light.
Sometimes I wear it if i'm in the office just to see which girls make a comment about it
Always strikes up a conversation too. Different to most of the advertised tripe out there.
At £40ish a bottle though it is a 'reward'. |
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"You two are scaring me.
*puts on the Ed Sheeran music*
And the action begins
I’ll do the posh English voice, you do the non-posh one - she loves the contrast... "
Still scaring me.
I'm going to bed..... But I'm checking that my doors are locked first |
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"You two are scaring me.
*puts on the Ed Sheeran music*
And the action begins
I’ll do the posh English voice, you do the non-posh one - she loves the contrast... "
Fine, been told my accent is stern and angry, she'll comply in no time! |
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"I'll suggest any of the masculine fragrances from L'occitane.
Small but good range. Some are heavy and spicy (my preferance atm) others are more woody or light.
Sometimes I wear it if i'm in the office just to see which girls make a comment about it
Always strikes up a conversation too. Different to most of the advertised tripe out there.
At £40ish a bottle though it is a 'reward'."
I’ve never sniffed the male L’occitane scents, but know the women’s ones |
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"You two are scaring me.
*puts on the Ed Sheeran music*
And the action begins
I’ll do the posh English voice, you do the non-posh one - she loves the contrast...
Still scaring me.
I'm going to bed..... But I'm checking that my doors are locked first "
We. Are. Already. Inside. |
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"You two are scaring me.
*puts on the Ed Sheeran music*
And the action begins
I’ll do the posh English voice, you do the non-posh one - she loves the contrast...
Fine, been told my accent is stern and angry, she'll comply in no time!"
I might snort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Paco rabanne one million. That's the boy if I'm on the pull! Paul smith everyday'r. Some girls love a working mans pit, Africa with a hint of bo. Hope this is useful |
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"I'll suggest any of the masculine fragrances from L'occitane.
Small but good range. Some are heavy and spicy (my preferance atm) others are more woody or light.
Sometimes I wear it if i'm in the office just to see which girls make a comment about it
Always strikes up a conversation too. Different to most of the advertised tripe out there.
At £40ish a bottle though it is a 'reward'.
I’ve never sniffed the male L’occitane scents, but know the women’s ones "
Go into the nearest store and smell the male ones. They all offer something but Ive found that I got more, ahem, attention and affection with the heavy and spicy ones. |
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Go into the nearest store and smell the male ones. They all offer something but Ive found that I got more, ahem, attention and affection with the heavy and spicy ones."
Thought it’d be more fun to reply to this post after trimming the replies.
You never did! I’d be too shy. |
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