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Flirt Outrageously Here... Part 27!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Onwards we go...

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Onwards we go...

Is the other one finishing prematurely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onwards we go...

Is the other one finishing prematurely?

I clearly AM tired my brain told me 165 was done... We may as well carry on here now don't ya think?

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Tada... let's carry on xx

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Another thread bites the dust...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I need to sleep before I lose my mind completely... Carry On Flirting folks... I'm getting much needed zzzzzz's

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I think I need to sleep before I lose my mind completely... Carry On Flirting folks... I'm getting much needed zzzzzz's

Xx"

Goodnight lovely xxx sleep well xxx

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Good evening flirters

Hello... Tired minx here right now

I hale from Cumberland originally so feast if you want.

Only if its thick and meaty

I let you be the judge of that when you taste it.

Don't you mean if? I am an :O-) after all "

You know you want to really.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*sets up the new bar*

Christmas tipple anyone?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sets up the new bar*

Christmas tipple anyone? "

Oh hell its only Christmas once a year, go on I’ll have something nice and tasty please barman. And a glass of wine to go with it x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Good morning miss tigger

care for a Christmas tipple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right, I'm going to make a concerted effort and see if I can see and understand flirting in action!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*sets up the new bar*

Christmas tipple anyone?

Oh hell its only Christmas once a year, go on I’ll have something nice and tasty please barman. And a glass of wine to go with it x

Hehe! You naughty smooth talker

*passes glass to Angie and kisses both your hands and cheek*

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Sounds like fun to me Miss Gorgeous. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sets up the new bar*

Christmas tipple anyone?

Oh hell its only Christmas once a year, go on I’ll have something nice and tasty please barman. And a glass of wine to go with it x

Hehe! You naughty smooth talker

*passes glass to Angie and kisses both your hands and cheek*

Mmm, sweet x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello lovely people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right, I'm going to make a concerted effort and see if I can see and understand flirting in action!

Let’s make it easier for you, come and join me at the bar let’s have a drink and take it from there x

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage...."

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Good morning miss tigger

care for a Christmas tipple?

Oooo yes please xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Good morning miss tigger

care for a Christmas tipple?

Oooo yes please xx"

One won't be enough...I hope you've stocked the bar up

Alright Tiggs

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Good morning miss tigger

care for a Christmas tipple?

Oooo yes please xx"

What may I get you miss tigger?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Good morning miss tigger

care for a Christmas tipple?

Oooo yes please xx

One won't be enough...I hope you've stocked the bar up

Alright Tiggs

Peach x"

Of course miss peach would you like something nice and tasty?......and what would you like to drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

xx"

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*cleans up bar and gets the cocktails prepped*

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Good morning miss tigger

care for a Christmas tipple?

Oooo yes please xx

One won't be enough...I hope you've stocked the bar up

Alright Tiggs

Peach x

Of course miss peach would you like something nice and tasty?......and what would you like to drink

Hey geeky x

mmm...something tasty...yes please and a gin thanks xx

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

Mini cheddar?..... oh not that type

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm feeling festive and full of good cheer

Good morning miss tigger

care for a Christmas tipple?

Oooo yes please xx

One won't be enough...I hope you've stocked the bar up

Alright Tiggs

Peach x

Of course miss peach would you like something nice and tasty?......and what would you like to drink

Hey geeky x

mmm...something tasty...yes please and a gin thanks xx

Peach x"

*passes glass of gin to miss peach* drinks to ladies are served with a kiss *kisses cheek*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

Mini cheddar?..... oh not that type

Ha ha, that will do for starters x

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

Mini cheddar?..... oh not that type

Ha ha, that will do for starters x

Nuts?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

Mini cheddar?..... oh not that type

Ha ha, that will do for starters x

Nuts?

Please, salted? X

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

Mini cheddar?..... oh not that type

Ha ha, that will do for starters x

Nuts?

Please, salted? X

Pleasure madam.. what about some nice Brazilian nuts? Bigger and firmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

Mini cheddar?..... oh not that type

Ha ha, that will do for starters x

Nuts?

Please, salted? X

Pleasure madam.. what about some nice Brazilian nuts? Bigger and firmer

They sound good, I like big hard nuts x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*stands at the bar and pour some some more drinks and watches the mischief unfold*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just watching the flirting go by..

Trying to pick up tips and pluck up courage....

Oh come and join in the fun, pull up a chair and let the flirting commence x

Tentatively pulls up chair and says hi...

Hello, I don’t bite. Maybe a nibble or two x

Oh i.like the odd nibble...

And me x

Mini cheddar?..... oh not that type

Ha ha, that will do for starters x

Nuts?

Please, salted? X

Pleasure madam.. what about some nice Brazilian nuts? Bigger and firmer

They sound good, I like big hard nuts x

I prefer big soft nuts

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

Any hot nibbles on the go tonight?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

Any hot nibbles on the go tonight?

Seems like the patrons are handing out nuts miss minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

Any hot nibbles on the go tonight?

Seems like the patrons are handing out nuts miss minxy

I want hot nibbles tho

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

Any hot nibbles on the go tonight?

Seems like the patrons are handing out nuts miss minxy

I want hot nibbles tho

I was going to say "you've got them already" but I saw you'd actually written 'nibbles'.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

Any hot nibbles on the go tonight?

Seems like the patrons are handing out nuts miss minxy

I want hot nibbles tho

Sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

Any hot nibbles on the go tonight?

Seems like the patrons are handing out nuts miss minxy

I want hot nibbles tho

I was going to say "you've got them already" but I saw you'd actually written 'nibbles'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Blows kisses to all*...

Hellooooo

Hello miss minxy

lovely new picture

thank you very much

You're very welcome

Zinfandel miss minxy?

You know me so well

I try to

Large glass please...

*passes large glass to minxy and the bottle* *kisses cheek*

*sits and watches the punters in her bar*

*thanks Geeky*

You're very welcome miss minxy

Any hot nibbles on the go tonight?

Seems like the patrons are handing out nuts miss minxy

I want hot nibbles tho

Sausage?

Yee ha!! Hell yes!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the bar diversifying and serving breakfast. I’m in need of a cup of tea and a nice croissant and jam today x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too xxx

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Is the bar diversifying and serving breakfast. I’m in need of a cup of tea and a nice croissant and jam today x

Let me have a look *rustles around in the back* and *comes back with a cup of tea, croissant* and what flavour jam would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the bar diversifying and serving breakfast. I’m in need of a cup of tea and a nice croissant and jam today x

Let me have a look *rustles around in the back* and *comes back with a cup of tea, croissant* and what flavour jam would you like?

Oh either strawberry or black currant please. Mwah x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Is the bar diversifying and serving breakfast. I’m in need of a cup of tea and a nice croissant and jam today x

Let me have a look *rustles around in the back* and *comes back with a cup of tea, croissant* and what flavour jam would you like?

Oh either strawberry or black currant please. Mwah x

Strawberry coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the bar diversifying and serving breakfast. I’m in need of a cup of tea and a nice croissant and jam today x

Let me have a look *rustles around in the back* and *comes back with a cup of tea, croissant* and what flavour jam would you like?

Oh either strawberry or black currant please. Mwah x

Strawberry coming right up

Lovely. Mmmm x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just winking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just winking "

I'll wink you.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

If I flirt well enough do I get the chance to spank that lovely, sexy arse later maybe?

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Hey I'm Mr meeseeks look at me

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

just winking

I'll wink you."

If you can wink me with an 'a' instead you'd defo but a smile on my face.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hey I'm Mr meeseeks look at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

If I flirt well enough do I get the chance to spank that lovely, sexy arse later maybe?

Only if you catch me-I like a bit of kiss chase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just winking

I'll wink you.

If you can wink me with an 'a' instead you'd defo but a smile on my face.

Aaaarrrr. But will you return the favor?

But not with your hook please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *"

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

Cheeky

*kisses cheek on way out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

You can be a customer... Bar prices double for 1st week to make up for the earnings you lost last night

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

just winking

I'll wink you.

If you can wink me with an 'a' instead you'd defo but a smile on my face.

Aaaarrrr. But will you return the favor?

But not with your hook please

I'll use my tongue then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm feeling flirty today

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

You can be a customer... Bar prices double for 1st week to make up for the earnings you lost last night

If there's an opening I willing to slip in, if you want?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm feeling flirty today

And looking very sexy on your profile to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling flirty today

And looking very sexy on your profile to."

Why thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

You can be a customer... Bar prices double for 1st week to make up for the earnings you lost last night

If there's an opening I willing to slip in, if you want?"

Mmmm yes the payment is VERY kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just winking

I'll wink you.

If you can wink me with an 'a' instead you'd defo but a smile on my face.

Aaaarrrr. But will you return the favor?

But not with your hook please

I'll use my tongue then.

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling flirty today

Wanna feel me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling flirty today

Wanna feel me?

That's an understatement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

Cheeky

*kisses cheek on way out*

Come back! I'll buy you a drink Mr non bartender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling flirty today

Wanna feel me?

Um....always!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling flirty today

Wanna feel me?

That's an understatement

Wanna fuck me PP?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

just winking

I'll wink you.

If you can wink me with an 'a' instead you'd defo but a smile on my face.

Aaaarrrr. But will you return the favor?

But not with your hook please

I'll use my tongue then.

Deal!

Feel free to pinch my arse too, if you want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm feeling flirty today

Wanna feel me?

That's an understatement

Wanna fuck me PP?

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just winking

I'll wink you.

If you can wink me with an 'a' instead you'd defo but a smile on my face.

Aaaarrrr. But will you return the favor?

But not with your hook please

I'll use my tongue then.

Deal!

Feel free to pinch my arse too, if you want.

Oh I was gonna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I'm available for the pinch test

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By *ocoaXXXMan over a year ago

London

Whats this then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I'm available for the pinch test

Hurry up....I'm still waiting for my flogoing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I'm available for the pinch test

Hurry up....I'm still waiting for my flogoing

Oh you'll get it

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I think your sext arse looks better than mine TBH

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I'm available for the pinch test

Hurry up....I'm still waiting for my flogoing

Oh you'll get it

Hard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats this then

I have no words to describe us but you look like fresh blood to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I think your sext arse looks better than mine TBH"

Thank you...I definitely have more junk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I'm available for the pinch test

Hurry up....I'm still waiting for my flogoing

Oh you'll get it

Hard?

I'll get the good stuff ready for you in that case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I'm available for the pinch test

Hurry up....I'm still waiting for my flogoing

Oh you'll get it

Hard?

I'll get the good stuff ready for you in that case

Yes please! I like a bruised bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I'm available for the pinch test

Hurry up....I'm still waiting for my flogoing

Oh you'll get it

Hard?

I'll get the good stuff ready for you in that case

Yes please! I like a bruised bottom

Consider it done

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

You can be a customer... Bar prices double for 1st week to make up for the earnings you lost last night

If there's an opening I willing to slip in, if you want?

Mmmm yes the payment is VERY kind

I'm sure between you, Rubi and Filthy the payment will be more than satisfactory.

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By *ocoaXXXMan over a year ago

London

"Whats this then

I have no words to describe us but you look like fresh blood to me

Fresh blood raring to go

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I think your sext arse looks better than mine TBH

Thank you...I definitely have more junk

But I bet it makes a lovely sharp clapping sound when it's spanked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I think your sext arse looks better than mine TBH

Thank you...I definitely have more junk

But I bet it makes a lovely sharp clapping sound when it's spanked.

It claps if i run up the stairs too fast too...it's like encouragement

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

Cheeky

*kisses cheek on way out*

Come back! I'll buy you a drink Mr non bartender

*pinches your bum* make mine a double

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm feeling flirty today

Miss strumpet *bows* and *kisses your hand*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm feeling flirty today

Miss strumpet *bows* and *kisses your hand*

Well fancy seeing you here!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm feeling flirty today

Miss strumpet *bows* and *kisses your hand*

Well fancy seeing you here!

I hope you don't mind me joining our

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Hello

I need to flirt please.

*waves

Ahh miss rubi the usual?

Please.

*pinches geekys bum as he walks away

He's fired...

Are you replacing him with someone equally as yummy? Can I help pick? Ill need to see their arses for pinchability

Meaty but firm Rubes...Meaty but firm

Just enough junk in the trunk

Yes!!

I think your sext arse looks better than mine TBH

Thank you...I definitely have more junk

But I bet it makes a lovely sharp clapping sound when it's spanked.

It claps if i run up the stairs too fast too...it's like encouragement"

I'm right behind you (which is exactly where I want to be) he he

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm feeling flirty today

Miss strumpet *bows* and *kisses your hand*

Well fancy seeing you here!

I hope you don't mind me joining our

You* even haha

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm feeling flirty today

Miss strumpet *bows* and *kisses your hand*

Well fancy seeing you here!

I hope you don't mind me joining our

You're welcome; I'm sure Filthy can, and hopefully will (MFM) handle us both.

I do like a nice sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

You can be a customer... Bar prices double for 1st week to make up for the earnings you lost last night

If there's an opening I willing to slip in, if you want?

Mmmm yes the payment is VERY kind

I'm sure between you, Rubi and Filthy the payment will be more than satisfactory.

So long as you don't expect me to join in with the women... I'll be just sticking to my thick meaty sausages thank you

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

You can be a customer... Bar prices double for 1st week to make up for the earnings you lost last night

If there's an opening I willing to slip in, if you want?

Mmmm yes the payment is VERY kind

I'm sure between you, Rubi and Filthy the payment will be more than satisfactory.

So long as you don't expect me to join in with the women... I'll be just sticking to my thick meaty sausages thank you

I'll happily share mine with you. Du' fancy meatballs to?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 20/12/17 16:38:49]

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink* "

Can't get the staff these days eh Geeky?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

All these people drinking alcohol - I'm still sat in my bloomin office drinking tea!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

Can't get the staff these days eh Geeky?

No you can't but the patrons More than make up for it miss filthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

Can't get the staff these days eh Geeky?

No you can't but the patrons More than make up for it miss filthy

Oh you!

Come sit over here with me...I've got my hip flask

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

Can't get the staff these days eh Geeky?

No you can't but the patrons More than make up for it miss filthy

Oh you!

Come sit over here with me...I've got my hip flask

Just the truth *kisses hand* and you are an angel *sits down beside you*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

Can't get the staff these days eh Geeky?

No you can't but the patrons More than make up for it miss filthy

Oh you!

Come sit over here with me...I've got my hip flask

Just the truth *kisses hand* and you are an angel *sits down beside you*

*kisses your cheek and passes you my pink glittery flask*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

Can't get the staff these days eh Geeky?

No you can't but the patrons More than make up for it miss filthy

Oh you!

Come sit over here with me...I've got my hip flask

Just the truth *kisses hand* and you are an angel *sits down beside you*

*kisses your cheek and passes you my pink glittery flask*

*takes a swig* and *kisses your cheek before passing you the flash back*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

[Removed by poster at 20/12/17 16:57:48]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're gonna be sick, go outside...

The staff are awol and I'm not cleaning owt up

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

If you're gonna be sick, go outside...

The staff are awol and I'm not cleaning owt up

Probably my fault

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*goes behind bar and pours own drink*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*goes behind bar and pours own drink*

Get me a whisky

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*goes behind bar and pours own drink*

Get me a whisky

*passes a glass of whiskey to miss rubi*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*goes behind bar and pours own drink*

Get me a whisky

*passes a glass of whiskey to miss rubi*

*kisses cheek*

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Hello hello hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I go away for a couple of hours and my bar staff go awol... Geeky, get your sexy butt behind this bar with cold wine and hot sausage right now

Sorry miss minxy

You're fired

*Advert for new bar man posted *

Oh ok...... *slinks away to never be seen again*

You can be a customer... Bar prices double for 1st week to make up for the earnings you lost last night

If there's an opening I willing to slip in, if you want?

Mmmm yes the payment is VERY kind

I'm sure between you, Rubi and Filthy the payment will be more than satisfactory.

So long as you don't expect me to join in with the women... I'll be just sticking to my thick meaty sausages thank you

I'll happily share mine with you. Du' fancy meatballs to?"

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink* "

Oi I gave you the job back... Are you slacking again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello hello hello

Hello hello

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

I wish someone would flirt with me lol.

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Hello hello hello

Hello hello

Woohoo... nice to see you to see you nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish someone would flirt with me lol. "

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

Oi I gave you the job back... Are you slacking again?

No you didn't miss minxy

I think your other barmen have disappeared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

Popped my head in for a wee look.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hello

Popped my head in for a wee look.

Seems to be just me atm rubi

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Hello

Popped my head in for a wee look.

Better than a poo look

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*stands at bar waiting for a drink*

Oi I gave you the job back... Are you slacking again?

No you didn't miss minxy

I think your other barmen have disappeared

Oh well I did bar work for 15 years so I'll do the job... Save paying anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

Oh dear nets, need some practice x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

Oh dear nets, need some practice x

Ohhhhh Angie, what big errrrr eyes you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

Oh dear nets, need some practice x

Ohhhhh Angie, what big errrrr eyes you have

Panto this early?

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

Oh dear nets, need some practice x

Ohhhhh Angie, what big errrrr eyes you have

Panto this early?

Prefer Pants-off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

Oh dear nets, need some practice x

Ohhhhh Angie, what big errrrr eyes you have

That’s ok, you more of a practical person nets. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

Oh dear nets, need some practice x

Ohhhhh Angie, what big errrrr eyes you have

Panto this early?

Prefer Pants-off

Mmmm, you need kissing under your mistletoe Tee? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I killed the flirting thread. I’ll leave, with my tail between my legs.

I’ve put a copy of flirting for dummies on my Christmas list so hopefully I’ll return next year

Oh dear nets, need some practice x

Ohhhhh Angie, what big errrrr eyes you have

Panto this early?

Prefer Pants-off

Hell yeah!!!

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Good morning flirters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Always room for a lovely lady Angie xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Always room for a lovely lady Angie xx

Ooo, snuggles yay x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier... "

Ooo snuggle up x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x"

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

Your office now! X

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

Your office now! X

My desk, now

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

Your office now! X

My desk, now

I feel this meeting may take minutes...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

Your office now! X

My desk, now

I feel this meeting may take minutes..."

I thought you were offering take down the minutes lol Alas it will probably be seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

Your office now! X

My desk, now

Oooo best close the door behind you x

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

Your office now! X

My desk, now

I feel this meeting may take minutes...

I thought you were offering take down the minutes lol Alas it will probably be seconds

If minutes need to be taken, I will find the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning flirters

Good morning hello, any room for me under that blanket. X

Why hello there! I can make some room if you want... The more the merrier...

Ooo snuggle up x

Try not to squash my biscuits please x

Your biscuits are safe, I’ve got them in a tin so they won’t get squashed. But you might x

Christmas has just come (cum?) early

Your office now! X

My desk, now

I feel this meeting may take minutes...

I thought you were offering take down the minutes lol Alas it will probably be seconds

If minutes need to be taken, I will find the time

Ha ha, you’re both very naughty. X

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