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Whats Your Party Piece?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It can be anything - a song an impression, anything that will amuse - would love to hear of your zany antics.
I'm a great Eric Cartman mimic but one thing I can't help doing whether on my own or with people is when A Design For Life by the Manics comes on the radio or whatever.
It is good old raunchy strip music so I perform a striptease mime to it without removing a single item. Swinging the removed pretendy bits of skimpies and throwing them into pretendy audience. I got caught doing it actually and to save face made it my reg party piece!
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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I have been known to be a bit of a comic when pushed. Not jokes or one liners, but full blown stories of past experiences! We went on holiday with another couple this year and had them in stitches as I regailed them with tales of Bunny, the pickaxe and the sprint across the playing field...
Oh, such happy days... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't have a party trick but I am quite good at putting people at ease and bringing them together.
Thats probably the best talent at parties "
and always carry my "Pass the Pigs" set just in case. Once got lost once and turned out stuck to someone's bum when they got home. Never did come back, they must have kept it as a souvenir. So I have a new set now and a threesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two.
I can turn myself inside out.
And the other one is if you pull my finger my head explodes.
It's a talking point at gatherings  "
albeit a tincy wincy bit messy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plan B is we all get the cards out for a few hands of rummy lol
Actually best party trick I have seen is the one Diego Maradona did at Oxford University.
He can juggle/keepy uppy a golf ball using his left foot.He can also do it with a pair of football socks rolled up in a ball.
Impressive stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Un screwing my willy and stiring the punch with it  "
funny can imagine you with a sweatband and some wrist bands and you wearing the mankini and your about to do the 400m hurdles :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Un screwing my willy and stiring the punch with it
funny can imagine you with a sweatband and some wrist bands and you wearing the mankini and your about to do the 400m hurdles :D "
118 guy look attracts the ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Un screwing my willy and stiring the punch with it
funny can imagine you with a sweatband and some wrist bands and you wearing the mankini and your about to do the 400m hurdles :D
118 guy look attracts the ladies "
thats the look, but mankini not the white top and shorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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arriving stylishly late
drinking far too much
eyeing everyone up that walks within 5 feet of me
making inappropriate remarks
dancing like a twat to 'staying alive'
putting my tie round my head and unbuttoning my shirt
singing & slurring very loudly to rod stewart songs
losing a shoe
deciding i want a cigarette despite the fact i have never smoked
falling in a rose bush (or other such shrubbery)
telling everyone i love them (even the people i don't like)
calling 25 taxi's 'just in case'
party anyone ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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depends on the party....family parties i cannot escape my past so its "My ol man said foller the van" and " My baby as gawn dahn the plug ole", but now at grown-up parties well lets just say ive still got a really big gob!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i can juggle with 3 balls ...... honestly "
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let there be at least 1 guy on here with 'a little extra' that can put this claim to the test ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"arriving stylishly late
drinking far too much
eyeing everyone up that walks within 5 feet of me
making inappropriate remarks
dancing like a twat to 'staying alive'
putting my tie round my head and unbuttoning my shirt
singing & slurring very loudly to rod stewart songs
losing a shoe
deciding i want a cigarette despite the fact i have never smoked
falling in a rose bush (or other such shrubbery)
telling everyone i love them (even the people i don't like)
calling 25 taxi's 'just in case'
party anyone ? "
hahahahahahahahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out of my mouth."
lol,i used to do that in my more impressionable years after seeing it done by one of the 'hopefulls' on the word (early 90's post pub telly)
never again,the last time i tried to pull it out through my mouth and some air got trapped in the teat creating a bubble that was definatly bigger than my nostril....oooyah!now i know how big arnie felt in total recall when he pulled the bug out of his nose.....except in reverse....and it was a condom!  |
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