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The Matchmaking thread CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ©®™ 2

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham

Ok so this one will be a bit different....

Looking for BF and or GF Experience matches this time. Let's pretend we're not single by matching with someone who will be a virtual other half for Christmas

The swapping of love tokens and cheesy Christmas cards is totally encouraged

Ideally be able to meet up at least once for a social, giggle and some PDAs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match ."

Neither did I

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I "

We're a pair haha. Coffee and natter match?

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

So where were we all?

I believe a number of lively ladies where about to send me lots of virtual gf requests to my inbox with descriptions of their perfect dates.

Sits waiting patiently.

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

We're a pair haha. Coffee and natter match? "

How about a threesome match?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I "

Nor me but was a little late arriving and looks like I’m a little early for part 2 x

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

Nor me but was a little late arriving and looks like I’m a little early for part 2 x"

Oh thank you very much.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm in

Happy to meet for a social and a very if anyone is near Kent

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I "

Wot about me ?

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match ."

What? No waaaay!!! I'll be your virtual GF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

What? No waaaay!!! I'll be your virtual GF "

Me too!

Virtual threesome?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

Wot about me ? "

Oh god sorry, I did

I'll have to get you a crazy jumper now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

Nor me but was a little late arriving and looks like I’m a little early for part 2 x

Oh thank you very much. "

That was a different thread, but would be very happy to match again with you on this one xx

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left.... "

What about the ice skating and cheesy cards part?

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

Nor me but was a little late arriving and looks like I’m a little early for part 2 x

Oh thank you very much.

That was a different thread, but would be very happy to match again with you on this one xx"

Horny Irish and falltograce match

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

We're a pair haha. Coffee and natter match? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left.... "

But no chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I came too late last time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left.... "

Can I bring the jaffas and gin?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Not in... But its a wonderful idea Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left.... "

FTFY

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

We're a pair haha. Coffee and natter match?

How about a threesome match?"

I want some romance though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match ."

I see Lady Lick has poached you but how about one of each sex

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Not in... But its a wonderful idea Kinky "

We could add cheese if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

"

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

We're a pair haha. Coffee and natter match?

How about a threesome match?

I want some romance though "

I will buy you both a bunch of roses and cover the bed in rose petals and have Christmas scented candles burning. Is that romantic enough?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

What? No waaaay!!! I'll be your virtual GF "

I could never say no to you

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

Wot about me ?

Oh god sorry, I did

I'll have to get you a crazy jumper now "

We'll you've seen wot my Christmas jumper looks like so if you do get 1.(you dont haf to get 1) use that as a gide lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

What? No waaaay!!! I'll be your virtual GF

Me too!

Virtual threesome? "

I think I just went to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All I have is a man cave and a couple of collies...

Maybe someone out there likes dogs beaches sunsets and...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

We're a pair haha. Coffee and natter match?

Of course "

I'd love that

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I want some romance though

I will buy you both a bunch of roses and cover the bed in rose petals and have Christmas scented candles burning. Is that romantic enough? "

I want kisses and walks in the snow too. It's not going to work

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination


"Not in... But its a wonderful idea Kinky

We could add cheese if you like? "

I think I'm cheesed out for now...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll have to get you a crazy jumper now

We'll you've seen wot my Christmas jumper looks like so if you do get 1.(you dont haf to get 1) use that as a gide lol "

Oh I will

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Not in... But its a wonderful idea Kinky

We could add cheese if you like?

I think I'm cheesed out for now... "

#notsurprised

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I have is a man cave and a couple of collies...

Maybe someone out there likes dogs beaches sunsets and...

"

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suppose I’ll have a go and see if anyone wants to match !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

What? No waaaay!!! I'll be your virtual GF

Me too!

Virtual threesome?

I think I just went to heaven "

Me too

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"I want some romance though

I will buy you both a bunch of roses and cover the bed in rose petals and have Christmas scented candles burning. Is that romantic enough?

I want kisses and walks in the snow too. It's not going to work "

Bloody hell for a virtual potential gf you want a lit. Were the heck am I supposed to find snow this weekend? Walks in snow was all done last week.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still in

Not much luck in part one so hoping it improves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

"

Can I get my hands on your frosty balls?

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Ding dong round 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I have is a man cave and a couple of collies...

Maybe someone out there likes dogs beaches sunsets and...

"

I would *siiiiigh *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left....

What about the ice skating and cheesy cards part? "

I have roller blades - will they do?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I want some romance though

I will buy you both a bunch of roses and cover the bed in rose petals and have Christmas scented candles burning. Is that romantic enough?

I want kisses and walks in the snow too. It's not going to work

Bloody hell for a virtual potential gf you want a lit. Were the heck am I supposed to find snow this weekend? Walks in snow was all done last week. "

See Oh and I want to meet the guy at least once too

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'll have to get you a crazy jumper now

We'll you've seen wot my Christmas jumper looks like so if you do get 1.(you dont haf to get 1) use that as a gide lol

Oh I will "

Ok.

Well My jumper size is XL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

Can I get my hands on your frosty balls? "

As long as you don't melt them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

Can I get my hands on your frosty balls?

As long as you don't melt them "

I have a heart of ice, you know this.

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land

And I’m back in for round two

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left....

What about the ice skating and cheesy cards part?

I have roller blades - will they do? "

They will

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll have to get you a crazy jumper now

We'll you've seen wot my Christmas jumper looks like so if you do get 1.(you dont haf to get 1) use that as a gide lol

Oh I will

Ok.

Well My jumper size is XL "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seeing as it's Christmas, I'll toss my black "bah humbug" santa hat into the ring.

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By *oody500Man  over a year ago

Bray

Can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And I’m back in for round two"

Phwoaaaar. I fancy you.

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By *rishman75Man  over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Good morning all and merry Xmas xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seeing as it's Christmas, I'll toss my black "bah humbug" santa hat into the ring."

And I will be your virtual girlfriend, if you’ll do me the honour?

Cheese and pickle sarnies and Bucks reminiscing.

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"I want some romance though

I will buy you both a bunch of roses and cover the bed in rose petals and have Christmas scented candles burning. Is that romantic enough?

I want kisses and walks in the snow too. It's not going to work

Bloody hell for a virtual potential gf you want a lit. Were the heck am I supposed to find snow this weekend? Walks in snow was all done last week.

See Oh and I want to meet the guy at least once too "

We have met twice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

Can I get my hands on your frosty balls?

As long as you don't melt them

I have a heart of ice, you know this. "

Match

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left....

What about the ice skating and cheesy cards part?

I have roller blades - will they do?

They will "

Fab - Match - once we get back from the rink I'll whip up a fresh batch of Eggnog and then we can write out our cards

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Seeing as it's Christmas, I'll toss my black "bah humbug" santa hat into the ring."

Yeayyyy

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I join in? "

Of course

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Good morning all and merry Xmas xx"

Welcome

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By *oody500Man  over a year ago

Bray


"Can I join in?

Of course "

thanks, how does it work?

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By *inxy777Woman  over a year ago

essex

Is it too late to join in

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"See Oh and I want to meet the guy at least once too

We have met twice. "

I know . But I mean around Christmas hols time for hugs

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By *ornLordMan  over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I'm in. If I'm allowed.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left....

What about the ice skating and cheesy cards part?

I have roller blades - will they do?

They will

Fab - Match - once we get back from the rink I'll whip up a fresh batch of Eggnog and then we can write out our cards "

Fantastic, and discuss how many kisses people get in the cards?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it too late to join in "

Never

Oh and hello you

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I join in?

Of course thanks, how does it work? "

Read the first post of the thread

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Is it too late to join in "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

Can I get my hands on your frosty balls?

As long as you don't melt them

I have a heart of ice, you know this.

Match "

Frosty McSnowballs and Estella - match (but not a lit match, we don’t want a wet puddle too soon)

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in. If I'm allowed."

Why wouldn't you be?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a Christmas match?

She must be willing to travel to me though

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I have a huge log (I’m on sexual fire), a shagging rug, give eggcellent snogs and I mince to the left....

FTFY

Can I get my hands on your frosty balls?

As long as you don't melt them

I have a heart of ice, you know this.

Match

Frosty McSnowballs and Estella - match (but not a lit match, we don’t want a wet puddle too soon) "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

KissMeUnderTheMistletoe and the lovely Gentle giraffe are a match

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a Christmas match?

She must be willing to travel to me though "

Me!!

I’ll travel in Ed Sheeran’s tourbus

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By *ornLordMan  over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I'm in. If I'm allowed.

Why wouldn't you be? "

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By *entle giraffeMan  over a year ago

Minehead


"KissMeUnderTheMistletoe and the lovely Gentle giraffe are a match "

Yes it true, we are confessing all and going public

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Grantham


"KissMeUnderTheMistletoe and the lovely Gentle giraffe are a match

Yes it true, we are confessing all and going public "

Have you still got your gorgeous hair?

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By *entle giraffeMan  over a year ago

Minehead


"KissMeUnderTheMistletoe and the lovely Gentle giraffe are a match

Yes it true, we are confessing all and going public

Have you still got your gorgeous hair?"

I still have hair, not sure if it's gorgeous though :-/

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I came too late last time "

MrMonkey and Autumn76 match.

Special pig in a blanket for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a Christmas match?

She must be willing to travel to me though

Me!!

I’ll travel in Ed Sheeran’s tourbus "

Haha, we're going to get a restraining order at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I came too late last time

MrMonkey and Autumn76 match.

Special pig in a blanket for you "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've spotted this hot chic in the shape of MsSJ. now, I need a friend to ask her out for me....

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love.. "

Bagged? Hahaha

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha "

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in.."

I can tell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

Nor me but was a little late arriving and looks like I’m a little early for part 2 x"

Awwww!

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

I can tell "

Acquired.... or secured?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love.. "

Minxyrella69 and Nicearms... Potential match

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Minxyrella69 and Nicearms... Potential match "

You're on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match ."

Oh it would be my pleasure

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I'm building a little collection of sexy ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Minxyrella69 and Nicearms... Potential match

You're on... "

just in time for Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

in im hoping to make a match xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Oh it would be my pleasure "

Go on the handsome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

room.for.a.2nd.mrs.mistletoe x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

I can tell

Acquired.... or secured? "

Your brain is beginning to work again, I see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no.match this.christmas.no.sexy.elf.or.mrs.santa to.unwrap x

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

I can tell

Acquired.... or secured?

Your brain is beginning to work again, I see "

Yeah it takes time... would be quicker if I had someone to help warm me up....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

I can tell

Acquired.... or secured?

Your brain is beginning to work again, I see

Yeah it takes time... would be quicker if I had someone to help warm me up.... "

You've 'aquired' a few to help with that

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

I can tell

Acquired.... or secured?

Your brain is beginning to work again, I see

Yeah it takes time... would be quicker if I had someone to help warm me up....

You've 'aquired' a few to help with that "

That is true... But there always room for more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All i want for christmas is a match

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

I can tell

Acquired.... or secured?

Your brain is beginning to work again, I see

Yeah it takes time... would be quicker if I had someone to help warm me up....

You've 'aquired' a few to help with that

That is true... But there always room for more "

Now you're just being greedy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Oh it would be my pleasure "

How about a virtual Xmas sandwich pp? A hot Xmas three way match

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in....I'd love a match please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in....I'd love a match please "

Wear that christmas outfit and il be yours to do whatever you want haha

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By *ex LutherMan  over a year ago

Closer than you think

Count me in please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Count me in please "
can I be matched with Sex Luther pretty please

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By *ex LutherMan  over a year ago

Closer than you think


"Count me in please can I be matched with Sex Luther pretty please "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not sure what's going on, but Mondays started off rather dull. Count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m available if needed bi anyone

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"I've spotted this hot chic in the shape of MsSJ. now, I need a friend to ask her out for me...."

My mate told me that your mate told her that you wanna be my bf. Fancy meeting behind the bike sheds for a snog?

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By *icearmsMan  over a year ago

KIDLINGTON


"I'm in... already bagged one on thread earlier... But the arms are big enough to share the love..

Bagged? Hahaha

Lol not sure what other phrase to use this early in the morning. My brain hasn't kicked in..

I can tell

Acquired.... or secured?

Your brain is beginning to work again, I see

Yeah it takes time... would be quicker if I had someone to help warm me up....

You've 'aquired' a few to help with that

That is true... But there always room for more

Now you're just being greedy "

We have greedy girls.. .. So why not greedy arms...

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

What? No waaaay!!! I'll be your virtual GF

Me too!

Virtual threesome?

I think I just went to heaven

Me too "

Me three

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By *ex LutherMan  over a year ago

Closer than you think

Ooh I’m rather lucky with my matches....

Fabkelly

Autumn76

Falltograce

Kissmeunderthemistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Irish equivalent matched me with a man...so bit dubious of these. Please restore my faith....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't even know what a PDA is, I'm doomed..

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"I don't even know what a PDA is, I'm doomed.. "

Public Display of Affection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've spotted this hot chic in the shape of MsSJ. now, I need a friend to ask her out for me....

My mate told me that your mate told her that you wanna be my bf. Fancy meeting behind the bike sheds for a snog? "

Let me just get rid of this chewing gum. Come with me, . Hehehehe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

What? No waaaay!!! I'll be your virtual GF

Me too!

Virtual threesome?

I think I just went to heaven

Me too

Me three "

There's my lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well didn't this work out quite nicely OP?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bloody hell, the last thread escalated quickly

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"I've spotted this hot chic in the shape of MsSJ. now, I need a friend to ask her out for me....

My mate told me that your mate told her that you wanna be my bf. Fancy meeting behind the bike sheds for a snog?

Let me just get rid of this chewing gum. Come with me, . Hehehehe. "

Ooh pucker up buttercup xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even know what a PDA is, I'm doomed..

Public Display of Affection "

Not..Pretty Damn Adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*waves*

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"I don't even know what a PDA is, I'm doomed..

Public Display of Affection

Not..Pretty Damn Adorable. "

Smoothie

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By *uilder506Man  over a year ago

bognor

Have I missed all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am I too late???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am I too late??? "

No definitely not hello xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even know what a PDA is, I'm doomed..

Public Display of Affection

Not..Pretty Damn Adorable.

Smoothie "

Strawberry or banana?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't even know what a PDA is, I'm doomed..

Public Display of Affection "

Thanks. I didn't know what it is on fab but I suppose snogging in the park might cover it..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am I too late???

No definitely not hello xxx "

Hello there

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm in for a bit of virtual flirting under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in for a bit of virtual flirting under the mistletoe "

Scrambles around in the bushes looking for some mistletoe.....a nettle do?

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"I'm in for a bit of virtual flirting under the mistletoe "

Hello phoenix where is that mistletoe?

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By *rNaughtyNickMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Oooh I'm game now where is that mistletoe

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Don't worry boys, I have plenty of mistletoe.. Just pucker up x

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Don't worry boys, I have plenty of mistletoe.. Just pucker up x"
I am a puckering sexy lady.

Also you have mail.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in "

Love to be in....

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Another festive match,

Horny irish and PhoenixAdAstra

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im feeling unloved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im feeling unloved "

Aww bless. I'll match with you, if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im feeling unloved

Aww bless. I'll match with you, if you like? "

Can i meet you under the mistletoe ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im feeling unloved

Aww bless. I'll match with you, if you like?

Can i meet you under the mistletoe ? "

Of course. I always carry a spare

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By *parks133Man  over a year ago

luton

Im in for a match

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im feeling unloved

Aww bless. I'll match with you, if you like?

Can i meet you under the mistletoe ?

Of course. I always carry a spare "

Il bring the step ladder for you then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Late entry, I'm in

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By *otwifeHunter808Man  over a year ago

Bury

I need a GF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't look at me

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By *uilder506Man  over a year ago

bognor

Sits in the dark corner, sucking my thumb

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Don't look at me"

I did

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By *od ThrusterMan  over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

If any of the lovely ladies here think I might be a match, please do let me know.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple  over a year ago

leeds


"I have a log fire, a shag pile rug, eggnog and (some) mince pies left.... "

I'm in! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't look at me

I did "

Well you're just a perv!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"The thread got too large on the other one?? I didn't even make a match .

Neither did I

We're a pair haha. Coffee and natter match?

How about a threesome match?

I want some romance though "

You're on my match list Kinky

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Don't look at me

I did

Well you're just a perv!"

Guilty!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Don't look at me

I did

Well you're just a perv!

Guilty! "

I love an honestly guilty woman.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't look at me

I did

Well you're just a perv!

Guilty! "

I'll be the judge of that ho ho ho

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Late entry, I'm in "

Pick Me, pick me

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By *amesB66Man  over a year ago

St Peter Port

Delayed, dramatic entrance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ding dong round 2 "

Hope I’m not too late

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Ding dong round 2

Hope I’m not too late "

I’ll definitely pick you

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Ding dong round 2

Hope I’m not too late

I’ll definitely pick you "

I'd definitely spank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ding dong round 2

Hope I’m not too late

I’ll definitely pick you "

Watch yourself, looks like someone is coming up the rear!

Hope we’re not kissing while you get spanked, knocking teeth isn’t so much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Late entry, I'm in

Pick Me, pick me "

Damn those fluttering eyes, works for me

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Late entry, I'm in

Pick Me, pick me

Damn those fluttering eyes, works for me "

Match Kinky

(If only it was this easy in rl!)

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land


"Late entry, I'm in

Pick Me, pick me

Damn those fluttering eyes, works for me

Match Kinky

(If only it was this easy in rl!)"

Ha ha and another for this gent!

Clueless_rebel and _s_mac75

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