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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sick of getting no replies? Being told you need to sell yourself but no idea what's going wrong?

Maybe you're just curious how you come across on your profile?

Well PollyDoux services are offering our no nonsense profile review service to anyone brave enough.

Lets end the ranty threads, post in here. We'll tell you why your profile sucks

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

Flame me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is ours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok let's see what we can improve

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Go on... We're thick skinned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it your worst/best?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flame me.

Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further!

You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is ours?

Theres a good selection of photos of both of you, we do enjoy seeing males with things up their bums

Profile text a wee bit ranty but to the point so all in all a good effort.

We would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go ahead

FYI, can't do anything about the location

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Flame me.

Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further!

You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it! "

Well that was much more balanced than I had been hoping for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok let's see what we can improve

Fuck me! You guys are just missing a PollyDoux foursome in your pics and veris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is ours?

Theres a good selection of photos of both of you, we do enjoy seeing males with things up their bums

Profile text a wee bit ranty but to the point so all in all a good effort.

We would

More positive than i thought!

Thanks

we would too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on... We're thick skinned

An ample array of pictures and hairstyles on this profile

Great to see the Nita not hogging all the limelight and the penis provider in a few shots too

Bit long in the text, I got bored and went back for a perv of your pics

Sorry where was I.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont have as nice nipples as the OP..thats all thats wrong with me

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Go on then.. any advice gratefully received.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Go on ladies, help a sister out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok let's see what we can improve

Fuck me! You guys are just missing a PollyDoux foursome in your pics and veris

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give it your worst/best? "

Pics! The background is important. Flaccid cocks don't do much for most of us, especially a grower not a shower.

Consistent means the same over and over-is that really how you want your meets to be?

And we don't need stats-this isn't a test. No one cares about that bdsm thing, it told me I was 100% sadistic though, maybe there's something in that

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Go on then

*hides in the corner from the onslaught*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go ahead

FYI, can't do anything about the location

You're too far away for us to care about

Stop being selfish with your friend only pictures though, I know what you've got back there

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Go on ladies, help a sister out

From a males perspective.... looks lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then - how can I fix it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I dont have as nice nipples as the OP..thats all thats wrong with me

I don't agree.

Your text is fine and your pics show off your skills but make it hard to know who you are or what you look like.

Get Uncle J singing and I'll llike it more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do your worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is great service you both have ever started... Go on then... Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here just to say hi to you two lovely ladies but go on, I can handle a roasting haha

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

My turn pleaseee

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By *aisyDDWoman over a year ago

North West

"Flame me.

Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further!

You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it!

Well that was much more balanced than I had been hoping for.

Totally like be the underwear choice. Specially when it’s teamed with a hairy chest. The pouting confuses me though x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go ahead

FYI, can't do anything about the location

You're too far away for us to care about

Stop being selfish with your friend only pictures though, I know what you've got back there

That's a bit harsh

Well I would make them public but I'm too far for anyone to care to view them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on ladies, help a sister out

Your only fault is your straightness!

Gorgeous teasing pics and straight to the point text.

10/10. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then.. any advice gratefully received. "

You come across as very polite and you have face pictures, uber brownie points

I am yet to see much evidence of these '_icearms' though and a cock shot wouldn't go amiss

Also, its unclear if those red nails are yours or not, clarify or remove

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

Go on then let the fun begin

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Flame me.

Plenty of pics but what is with the trout pout?! I was gonna ask if you're a man or a teenage girl but your underwear confused me further!

You say you have lots to talk about.......your profile text cries out prove it!

Well that was much more balanced than I had been hoping for.

Totally like be the underwear choice. Specially when it’s teamed with a hairy chest. The pouting confuses me though x"

I'll just be down at the bottom of the garden. Eating worms

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By *r Potato HeadMan over a year ago

Manchester

Go on then hit me with it

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Go on... We're thick skinned

An ample array of pictures and hairstyles on this profile

Great to see the Nita not hogging all the limelight and the penis provider in a few shots too

Bit long in the text, I got bored and went back for a perv of your pics

Sorry where was I.....

You can perve us anytime you like. ..

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, please do!!

Coals smouldering and ready for you to drag me over....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then

*hides in the corner from the onslaught*

Nothing to change here you gorgeous creature

Come out from that corner and gimme a cwtch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in....

Be gentle with me....or not

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Go on ladies, help a sister out

Your only fault is your straightness!

Gorgeous teasing pics and straight to the point text.

10/10. X"

Aww you’re a darling! If only that was something I could change! You have posted some hot photos in the last few days

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By *atsun xxxMan over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

What about me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do your worse

Cake, kissing and that ass!

Front of the queue you

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Go on then

*hides in the corner from the onslaught*

Nothing to change here you gorgeous creature

Come out from that corner and gimme a cwtch

*comes out of the corner and cwtch's you firmly*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here just to say hi to you two lovely ladies but go on, I can handle a roasting haha"

Hello my sambuca buddy

You're off the market so nothing to sell

Shall we get d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give it your worst/best?

Pics! The background is important. Flaccid cocks don't do much for most of us, especially a grower not a shower.

Consistent means the same over and over-is that really how you want your meets to be?

And we don't need stats-this isn't a test. No one cares about that bdsm thing, it told me I was 100% sadistic though, maybe there's something in that

Very true!

Pictures what should I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then - how can I fix it?"

You seem confused. Are you a polar bear? A snowman? A Dom? A supermarket shelf holding the sweetie selection?

Your text verges on the edge of cringe at some points and like a CV in others. That said it clearly conveys how you see yourself and what you want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then let the fun begin"

You dont have a veri from me

The end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is great service you both have ever started... Go on then... Thanks xx"

Nice pics but why are they fuzzy and why dont you have socks on with your shoes? You'll get athlete's foot.

Your text is a bit long and repetative but shows what you are looking for.

Im not Irish though so I don't wanna meet, id want special treatment if I did.

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

Me next please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then - how can I fix it?

You seem confused. Are you a polar bear? A snowman? A Dom? A supermarket shelf holding the sweetie selection?

Your text verges on the edge of cringe at some points and like a CV in others. That said it clearly conveys how you see yourself and what you want. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, please do!!

Coals smouldering and ready for you to drag me over...."

Your status made me do this

The promise of a free gift is clever marketing, although reading through to end is a big ask..... you can type for England

Some cracking pictures though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is great service you both have ever started... Go on then... Thanks xx

Nice pics but why are they fuzzy and why dont you have socks on with your shoes? You'll get athlete's foot.

Your text is a bit long and repetative but shows what you are looking for.

Im not Irish though so I don't wanna meet, id want special treatment if I did. "

Thanks and Points taken... But you may need to get your eyes tested, I am wearing my socks on...hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My turn pleaseee

Nice pics but why were you wearing the elf pants in April?!?

Your profile has all the right info but doesnt flow or convey personality. It reads a bit like a tick list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me next please

That face

Short and sweet text but theres really no need for multiple body type options, your pics show you clearly

Couples profile you say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always looking for ways to improve

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

"My turn pleaseee

Nice pics but why were you wearing the elf pants in April?!?

Your profile has all the right info but doesnt flow or convey personality. It reads a bit like a tick list. "

No idea why April

that'l be changed thanks rubi

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Go on then..

I've been wondering how to make my profile and little more substantial..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hit me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then hit me with it"

It made me go hhhhhmmmmm.....

Not bad but nothing too oomphy either. No glitz or glam on this profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in....

Be gentle with me....or not

You read like you're looking for someone special to share that cave with, this is a sex site don't you know

A good read and some very nice pictures, you sell yourself a bit short though and never admit to not having a huge penis, not until they're safety tied up in the cave anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do your worse

Cake, kissing and that ass!

Front of the queue you

How fabulous

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Me next please

That face

Short and sweet text but theres really no need for multiple body type options, your pics show you clearly

Couples profile you say?

Thank you

Do hate the term couples profile , think there needs a way to have a joint account with a fwb that's different to an actual couples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then, I can take it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah, please do!!

Coals smouldering and ready for you to drag me over....

Your status made me do this

The promise of a free gift is clever marketing, although reading through to end is a big ask..... you can type for England

Some cracking pictures though

I'll change status yesterday.

Thanks for the compliment, pics are there for those who don't want to read!

Diolch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on tear me a new one ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What about me

"I have pics" really?!?!

I literally looked at the first 10 and while they were very fun I didn't feel the need to look at more.

You can't accom-some people assume you are attached so maybe say why this is?

You say dont wink but surely thats better than nothing? Winking is my go to move cos im shy and not sure what to write, if I read that on your profile I wouldn't get in touch at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here just to say hi to you two lovely ladies but go on, I can handle a roasting haha

Hello my sambuca buddy

You're off the market so nothing to sell

Shall we get d*unk?

Sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me

Name a time and place..... oh wait

You describe yourself very well, a mountain of man you certainly are

Your honesty is good but could do without the fantasy section to be fair

Your pics are good, although they don't do you justice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Always looking for ways to improve

The background of your photo can be seen

Tidy up and imply you dont hang around in toilets. Also a flaccid penis is rarely twinge inducing.

Your text doesnt really say much about what you want it can offer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then..

I've been wondering how to make my profile and little more substantial.. "

The cartoon characters confuse me

Witty text, I really get a sense of your personality but its a wee bit long winded

The small print I couldn't be arsed to read if I'm honest though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would love some honest feedback from a female perspective (be gentle

) xxx

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By *atsun xxxMan over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"What about me

"I have pics" really?!?!

I literally looked at the first 10 and while they were very fun I didn't feel the need to look at more.

You can't accom-some people assume you are attached so maybe say why this is?

You say dont wink but surely thats better than nothing? Winking is my go to move cos im shy and not sure what to write, if I read that on your profile I wouldn't get in touch at all. "

That’s cool, still don’t like people winking

Thanks Rubi you’re a star

Wishing everyone was as shy as you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hit me..."

Say please

Short and sweet profile. Could do with more pics though, I like to see a bitAof body.

A profile pic always helps, that black shadow look is so last season.

Would you really meet someone who is 99?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I can take it."

Your pics are a good mix of well dressed gent and raging hard on horn dog

Your text is funny and flows well, it kept me entertained until the very end

Some great Jim-isms and an all round good profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I can take it.

Your pics are a good mix of well dressed gent and raging hard on horn dog

Your text is funny and flows well, it kept me entertained until the very end

Some great Jim-isms and an all round good profile

Ayyy.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Girls... I'm calling on you to cast your critical eye over my profile and help me out.... I want LESS responses to my profile. My preferences are quite specific and my profile text should put off anyone who doesn't match them.... But it doesn't seem to be working!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in....

Be gentle with me....or not

You read like you're looking for someone special to share that cave with, this is a sex site don't you know

A good read and some very nice pictures, you sell yourself a bit short though and never admit to not having a huge penis, not until they're safety tied up in the cave anyway

It's a sex site.... think that must have passed me by ..

FAF

Off to change it to read dong like a donkey... and see if that works

Btw... I've never done a rate my profile ever. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would love some honest feedback from a female perspective (be gentle

) xxx"

A really well written profile, you come across as approachable but know what you want

Your pictures are stunning, you have an amazing body

The end paragraph is spot on. 10/10

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Errrrrrrr good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on tear me a new one ladies"

Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes.

Your profile is long........

It is also not relevant. Why did I have to read all that stuff about how you meet alone if you're not meeting alone? Seems a bit pointless to me. I always think if you're updating a profile then update it, don't just add a bit at the top.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on tear me a new one ladies

Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes.

Your profile is long........

What can I say I'm lazy

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By *ingCock_17Man over a year ago

St. Helens

I'm up for this.. fire away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hit me...

Say please

Short and sweet profile. Could do with more pics though, I like to see a bitAof body.

A profile pic always helps, that black shadow look is so last season.

Would you really meet someone who is 99?!?"

Noted....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Girls... I'm calling on you to cast your critical eye over my profile and help me out.... I want LESS responses to my profile. My preferences are quite specific and my profile text should put off anyone who doesn't match them.... But it doesn't seem to be working!

I read your profile in your sexy Irish accent

This may not help deter the flurry of men wanting to bash down your doors

Errmm, tell them your a dude?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on tear me a new one ladies

Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes.

Your profile is long........

What can I say I'm lazy

Thats not what Miss.Red says

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Errrrrrrr good evening

Well well well....look who we have here

The bulge is hidden-thats a good thing, us ladies like a surprise.

Your profile is concise and to the point but you are so much more than tea and biscuits and shouldn't be scared to show it. Your profile seems like youre trying to hide when you should be out there showing what a nice guy you are.

Ps. Youre lucky "fab-straight" isn't an option or id be making you change it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on tear me a new one ladies

Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes.

Your profile is long........

What can I say I'm lazy

Thats not what Miss.Red says

Don't believe a word she says, unless it's good.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hit me with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello to.the dilly sisters pooch and I would like to know where we are going blisfily wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm up for this.. fire away"

A genuinely good profile

A few more pics would be good though

Realistic age range suggests you're not looking to fuck anything with a pulse

A good all rounder, Well done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then mi hearties

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Errrrrrrr good evening

Well well well....look who we have here

The bulge is hidden-thats a good thing, us ladies like a surprise.

Ps. Youre lucky "fab-straight" isn't an option or id be making you change it

You never forget some things, do you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello to.the dilly sisters pooch and I would like to know where we are going blisfily wrong lol

Your pictures make me smile

A lovely well written profile, I feel like a friend by the end of reading it

A tad long but you we know how you like a ramble

A jolly slendid effort dear chap

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

go on then, tell me how I get the one that got away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hit me with it

Nice teasing pics that show you off perfectly.

Id say the text is maybe a bit too picky at the start but if you are 100% sure of what you like and don't then go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're welcome to tear mine to shreads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello to.the dilly sisters pooch and I would like to know where we are going blisfily wrong lol

Your pictures make me smile

A lovely well written profile, I feel like a friend by the end of reading it

A tad long but you we know how you like a ramble

A jolly slendid effort dear chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then mi hearties "

You just won the award for profile of the night

Some public pics would be nice though.

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By *ingCock_17Man over a year ago

St. Helens

"I'm up for this.. fire away

A genuinely good profile

A few more pics would be good though

Realistic age range suggests you're not looking to fuck anything with a pulse

A good all rounder, Well done

Ahh better than I imagined! Much appreciated ya filthy animals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interested to see how we come

Across to others on our profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then mi hearties

You just won the award for profile of the night

Some public pics would be nice though. "

One or two gone public but plenty available on request

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're welcome to tear mine to shreads "

Those pics

More from different angles would be nice though.

Your text is a piss take-im not even gonna start! Put some effort in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"go on then, tell me how I get the one that got away...

He must be mad!

Some really sexy photos, Feel free to send that face my way

Your text is long but its well written and describes what you're here for perfectly

Grammer and punctuation on point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it.

Does my bum look big in this?

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

Tin hats and thick skins at the ready, let us have it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're welcome to tear mine to shreads "

As are you

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok polly give it to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Constructive criticism never goes a miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm quite happy with my profile but constructive criticism is always welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Interested to see how we come

Across to others on our profile "

Great pics-especially nice to see both parts of a couple!

Id say the bit at the start of your profile isn't needed. People will be nosy or make assumptions about your personal circumstances.

The only thing I would change is the talking in third person, its probably just my personal preference but I like to read a profile like you're talking to me and telling me about yourself, like a first step in a friendship?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Do your worst ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tin hats and thick skins at the ready, let us have it

Good pics but a few more of him or you both together would be good.

Your text reads as nice and friendly but personally I would assume that cleanliness and hygiene dont need to be pointed out. If someone doesnt know they are essential then your reminder is unlikely to push them to being up to standard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be interesting, count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok polly give it to me

Nice range of pics but the beer one is weird?!

Im not sure what that bit at the start of your profile is and the colons and question marks make it impossible to read?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My profile got me what I want, so I guess it doesn't suck

And you can't review coz you're biased

Do it anyway

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

"Tin hats and thick skins at the ready, let us have it

Good pics but a few more of him or you both together would be good.

I know, think I’ll have to tie him down to get more pics of him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Constructive criticism never goes a miss

Nice pics.

Are you 23 or 24? Your profile doesnt say much. If youre looking for kinks theres maybe a better site out there?

I did laugh at your assumption you would get messages let alone those with no effort. Did you not hear the guys have to do all the work around here?

A bit more about what you want and can offer would be good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm quite happy with my profile but constructive criticism is always welcome.

Im happy with it too! Great pics that show personality.

Good clear text A+

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok polly give it to me

Nice range of pics but the beer one is weird?!

Im not sure what that bit at the start of your profile is and the colons and question marks make it impossible to read? "

Thanks

the colons and question makes are supposed to look like a confused face lol its all written in humour.because i dont take life to serious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it.

Does my bum look big in this?

It looks perfectly peachy

I love your profile gorgeous lady, your pics are stunning.

Honest and real, you're awesome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do your worst ladies

Great pics! Gorgeous

Profile is maybe a bit long winded and ranty but it clearly states what you do and dont want!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be interesting, count me in. "

10/10

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My profile got me what I want, so I guess it doesn't suck

And you can't review coz you're biased

Do it anyway

What the hell are those photos?!? Does sloth know you took pics?!?

Your attempt at wit is cringeworthy at best. You must've met your lady at a low point if she was impressed by that.

You may be taken by affection for this woman but I bet she bends you over and "takes" you regularly too.

I can tell im gonna have to have words with this girl and remind her how much she loves me. Sorry darling, I got her first.

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By *antsguy007Man over a year ago

Whiteley

Do me, do me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me have it......

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Bring it on!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it.

Does my bum look big in this?

It looks perfectly peachy

I love your profile gorgeous lady, your pics are stunning.

Honest and real, you're awesome x"

Aw. Cheers chick. Merry Decemburary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm quite happy with my profile but constructive criticism is always welcome.

Im happy with it too! Great pics that show personality.

Good clear text A+"

I'm teachers pet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be interesting, count me in.

10/10

Perfect

, you're always so nice to me. Makes me curious of what you're after!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me, do me please

Face pics

Good text

Understand how fab works

Very well done Sir

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By *ladiator143Man over a year ago

london

How is mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh I would love some feedback.. I think..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bring it on!!!!

Your cute as a button but are you straight or 'fab straight'

'Average'? We've seen your pecker

Nice tatts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How is mine"

Sky remote

The end

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let me have it......"

You seem to be selling yourself as a penis not a person? Some people are into big ones, most people are into personality.

Most women find action shots on a single profile off putting, I dont wanna see what you had for breakfast if im gonna be lunch. I want that stuff fully digested and space made for me.

Text is clear and precise but too cock focused-the diagram thing is weird.

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Bring it on!!!!

Your cute as a button but are you straight or 'fab straight'

'Average'? We've seen your pecker

Nice tatts

More tats since the last time.

Unfortunately the cock is still the same... not grown or shrunk

And as for the straight or not question.... who knows... my many fantasies may come true one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhh I would love some feedback.. I think..

Hello my lovely little princess

Great teasing pics.

Id maybe suggest a wee bit more about what you're looking for in your text-you say you wont lower your standards but dont say what those are x

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Go on then. Rip mine.

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By *ay-89Woman over a year ago

Norwich

Yes please ladies

been a while since I updated things x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then. Rip mine."

Nice pics.

Im not sure im looking for a man who talks about himself all day? I dont know why your pets are relevant either?

Your profile is nice but a bit wishy washy. Its very i like that but I like that too ..I dont like that but nevermind ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes please ladies

been a while since I updated things x"

I like it. Nice clear text, it comes across as chatty and fun.

The only thing id suggest is a profile pic so we can see who you are (or part of you anyway!)

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By *ay-89Woman over a year ago

Norwich

"Yes please ladies

been a while since I updated things x

I like it. Nice clear text, it comes across as chatty and fun.

The only thing id suggest is a profile pic so we can see who you are (or part of you anyway!)

Thank you

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

We don’t mind a little constructive criticism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then.

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

Tell us what we’ve done wrong too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We don’t mind a little constructive criticism

Great text. Comes across as well thought out and clear on what you want.

Id say a few more pics of him wouldn't go amiss, I did a fair bit of scrolling before he "popped up"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then know it has problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then."

Nice mix of fun and naughty pics.

Why does it say update at the top of your profile?!

The text is good and portrays you well. The quotes at the bottom are a bit odd though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tell us what we’ve done wrong too!

A nice mix of pics but they could be clearer and more recent.

Your text is good but a bit confusing over the sub/Dom/sub girl bit. Im not sure what you're looking for there?

The quoting of an old veri is odd. For all we know you might've written it yourself?

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"We don’t mind a little constructive criticism

Great text. Comes across as well thought out and clear on what you want.

Id say a few more pics of him wouldn't go amiss, I did a fair bit of scrolling before he "popped up""

thanks.....we are on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then know it has problems"

You have no public profiles so I can't judge those.

Your text is repetitive and has no flow. Splitting it into paragraphs instead of one long block of text would help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then know it has problems

You have no public profiles so I can't judge those.

Your text is repetitive and has no flow. Splitting it into paragraphs instead of one long block of text would help. "

Thank you will do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi can you do mine

Thanks

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

"Tell us what we’ve done wrong too!

A nice mix of pics but they could be clearer and more recent.

Your text is good but a bit confusing over the sub/Dom/sub girl bit. Im not sure what you're looking for there?

The quoting of an old veri is odd. For all we know you might've written it yourself? "

Hmm, good point, that was from a while ago when we didn’t have any other veris. Time for a change. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi can you do mine

Thanks "

Your pics dont really show a lot and while your text is clear it reads like bullet points rather than reflecting personality.

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Go on then. Rip mine.

Nice pics.

Im not sure im looking for a man who talks about himself all day? I dont know why your pets are relevant either?

Your profile is nice but a bit wishy washy. Its very i like that but I like that too ..I dont like that but nevermind ..

The first paragraph I thought was obviously jokey lol. It was actually written by 3some queen on a thread bet. I liked it so kept it. Noted re the rest. I will have a see what I can improve. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi can you do mine

Thanks

Your pics dont really show a lot and while your text is clear it reads like bullet points rather than reflecting personality. "

Thanks for your feedback

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By *antsguy007Man over a year ago

Whiteley

"Do me, do me please

Face pics

Good text

Understand how fab works

Very well done Sir

Why thank you pollyanna

Gold star for me

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By *antsguy007Man over a year ago

Whiteley

"Do me, do me please

Face pics

Good text

Understand how fab works

Very well done Sir

Why thank you pollyanna

Gold star for me

And definetly spank (after biting!!!)

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Go on tear me a new one ladies

Not quite perfected that blue steel look have you? Posey McPoser lets a wee smile slip out sometimes.

Your profile is long........

What can I say I'm lazy

Thats not what Miss.Red says

Don't believe a word she says, unless it's good."

It's always good!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Yes, go on OP....Give it to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defo give me a review

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Do your worst ladies

Great pics! Gorgeous

Profile is maybe a bit long winded and ranty but it clearly states what you do and dont want! "

Thank you

I know it’s ranty, I love a good moan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Successfully sucking since 2016.

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on we can take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes, go on OP....Give it to me

Those pics

wow!!

Profile is perfect. Says exactly what you want and can offer, I like the spelling it out for the non-readers too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Defo give me a review"

Your status-cringe!!

Public toilet selfies are a no no!

Your text doesn't say much yet alienates a few. Most women don't want to be someone's fantasy, they want to meet ontheir own merit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Successfully sucking since 2016.

I'm in.

Its just a bit nicey nicey. Theres no real selling. Its like you're asking not telling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on we can take it

Where is he?! More man pics or even better-pics of you both.

Your text is good and explains who you are. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on we can take it

Where is he?! More man pics or even better-pics of you both.

Your text is good and explains who you are. X"

Noted and working on it thank you

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By *edoriartyCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Do us please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Successfully sucking since 2016.

I'm in.

Its just a bit nicey nicey. Theres no real selling. Its like you're asking not telling. "

Sounds like my verifications too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do us please

No laziness in this profile at least! Looks good to me, maybe a few more pics of you together would be good but otherwise top marks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohh, it’s always great to get some feedback and look at ways to improve.

Can you do mine please? x

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Lets end the ranty threads, post in here. We'll tell you why your profile sucks

All I heard there was “sucks” and your profile picture

Please submit the invoice with your written report

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Oh please you lovely ladies tell me why my my inbox is not full. Thank you.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

We would like a review please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All help appreciated, you lovely ladies

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