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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I always liked:

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....

......wiped his arse!!!!!

Anyone have any decent jokes? I'm a bottle of wine into the evening so I'll laugh at anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two cows in a field-which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Two cows in a field-which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf. "

Took me a while to get that ffs the wine is working!!!

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By *lackitncoCouple over a year ago

brownhills

Where did hitler keep his armies?

Up hos sleevies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

I don’t know what your shaking for she’s going to eat me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's a good one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the playpark?

To get to the other slide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So, this morning I had to go to the sperm bank to donate.

The nurse asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup.

Now, I know I'm good at it but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa goes to the Doctor.

Doctor ive got a mince pie stuck up my bum.

Do worry Santa...ive got some cream for that.

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By *xyzptlk088Man over a year ago

Galway

What's the difference between a hockey player and a feminist?

A hockey player will shower after 3 periods.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats a pirates worst nightmare?

A sunken chest and no booty!

-Logan

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