First I was afraid, I was petrified, when you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on ...
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you bought me a french fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans!
Go on now, go! Walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches and then turn up with 4!
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find out! Don't you know we are only joking when we say size don't count?
I will survive as long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive!!!!
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