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I don't think Fine Young Cannibals ever ate anyone and i doubt U2 were all inclusive.
Also I'm pretty sure Will Smith would of refused to work as a metal fabricator. |
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Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records. |
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Massive Attack couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag |
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Wikipedia says the Pretenders used their real names and could actually play their instruments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records."
Try looking for rob da bank instead |
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"Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records.
Try looking for rob da bank instead "
Which makes me wonder. Was there ever a Sting operation in The Police? |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
Wings had no aeronautical prowess whatsoever |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
The Cocteau Twins weren't even related |
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over a year ago
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Kajagoogoo couldn't catch a cold let alone a googoo
And the drinks weren't free at Club Tropicana |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dj Robin Banks apparently isn't even on police records.
Try looking for rob da bank instead
Which makes me wonder. Was there ever a Sting operation in The Police?"
You'd think so but as far as I know, no arrests were ever made by them so who really knows? |
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Arrested development are now old as fuck! |
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By *ipswingCouple
over a year ago
portrush |
adam ant , is a singer not an insect ..
and vanilla fudge is a band , not a sweetie |
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over a year ago
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They Might be Giants weren’t at all,they were average height...
The Per Shop Boys never worked in one... |
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over a year ago
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The Killers - if that was true they'd should be locked up! |
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over a year ago
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Adam Ant is a singer not a Urinal |
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over a year ago
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Johnny Rotten is not a festering condom! |
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over a year ago
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Rick Wakeman was not a music industry puppet .. so not a Yes man then. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Madness have never so much as seem a psychologist |
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over a year ago
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Wet wet wet almost exclusively performed dry. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Adele actually uses HP's!! |
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Bet Kate hasn't even got a Bush |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Can Electric Light's even play an instrument let alone form an orchestra? |
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Dr Hook is not a fully qualified GP.
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over a year ago
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Dr Dre has no medical experience |
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"Dr Hook is not a fully qualified GP.
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over a year ago
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Madchild is rarely angry. |
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over a year ago
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The Beatles had no exoskeletons |
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Spandau Ballet cant even tiptoe properly |
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over a year ago
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The four owls have no feathers between them. |
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over a year ago
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The barenaked ladies are neither naked nor female |
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over a year ago
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Max Romeo never did don an iron shirt and chase satan out of earth. |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
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And as for 4 Non Blondes. Well there were only 3 of them but the rest stood up! |
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over a year ago
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The Police were actually just a band of civilians |
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over a year ago
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the Cure ~ Never formed whilst picking up their prescriptions. |
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UB40 never signed on in their lives |
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Shakin' Stevens never had Parkinsons. |
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Slade never did Porridge. |
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Fuzzbox were actually completely smooth. |
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the Chocolate Watchband never did security for Cadbury’s. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"UB40 never signed on in their lives "
Actually that is the one that is true
..they did |
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the Manic Street Preachers usually keep themselves to themselves when out and about. |
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"Adam Ant was never sure......"
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You can rely on the Charlatans. |
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Tubeway Army never fought a war. |
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"UB40 never signed on in their lives "
Actually... |
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over a year ago
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the Levellers left my driveway in a terrible state. |
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Doctor Robert does not have a surgery. |
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Thompson Twins. Theres a Jeremy kyle episode right there. The DNA results are in... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
The Blow Monkeys actually sucked!! |
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over a year ago
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Curiosity killed the cat. ...No they didn't |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Queen, Prince, King and Princess never officially sat on any thrones or attended any State ceremonies!! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Sham 69 weren't actually faking it |
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the Small Faces always came across as big heads regarding their success. |
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The spice girls were rather bland
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
The Who had never seen the inside of a Tardis!! |
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over a year ago
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Aerosmith never once forged a chocolate bar. |
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over a year ago
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the Kinks only ever did Vanilla sex. |
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The Communards were never part of a French Cult. |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
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Half man half biscuit were actually all men! |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
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INXS now actually have a vacancy......to soon? |
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"Fuzzbox were actually completely smooth."
Not entirely true |
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Pulp often featured in high quality music magazines. |
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Rage Against the machine had no ill feelings towards machinery |
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I once saw Men Without Hats in concert and the drummer had a baseball cap on , lying Bastards |
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I'm pretty sure all members of radiohead have actual heads. Not radios. |
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over a year ago
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Met Busta Bloodvessel and he was very polite, No Bad Manners at all |
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the Prodigy were hopeless at school. |
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Big Country were from Scotland, not exactly huge is it |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Blur were actually quite visibly distinct!! |
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over a year ago
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Kraftwerk did not all work in a cheese factory prior to forming. |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
Lemmy’s head was never actually made from a combustion engine |
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the Misfits were actually fully integrated and valued members of their community. |
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10 cc were a very powerful band. |
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"the Misfits were actually fully integrated and valued members of their community."
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The Cribs are actually plastic gangsters and have no affiliation with the LA Gang. |
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the Jam used to down a few jars before going on stage. |
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over a year ago
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John, Paul, George and Ringo didn't have a joint MMMM profile on here with the user name Fabfour! |
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Twisted sister were straight |
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Posh Spice was not upper class in the slightest.
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over a year ago
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ABC did know that D came next |
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The Lighthouse Family never lived in a lighthouse and are not family either.
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By *andl76Couple
over a year ago
north east |
Van Morrison didnt deliver |
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Spice Girls = Girl Power
Mainly men in charge of that shite |
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"Van Morrison didnt deliver "
OutKast had more clique than Fab forums |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
You could never get x-ray spex on the national health |
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over a year ago
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The The .. were not short on ideas for a band name, nor do they stammer. |
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over a year ago
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If you ask for a scary, sporty, baby or posh in your local takeaway you will be be disappointed. |
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The Police aren't actually any form of law enforcement |
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Rush took their time |
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Kim Wilde was a frigid bitch |
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Def Leppard were not big cats with inability to detect vibrations through air etc |
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"The Cocteau Twins weren't even related "
And the scissor sisters were guys! |
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N-N-N-N-nineteen was NOT the average age of American soldiers in Vietnam Nam (it was 22yrs and 4 months) |
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Talking heads apparently don't chat to one another any more |
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Dr and the medics were not that. |
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jason donovan didn't run a mobile kebab retail business |
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We really do need education. |
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Sex pistols were not |
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The Clash were always very careful with regard to color coordination. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Cheap Trick invoiced me an exorbitant amount.
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over a year ago
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Carly Simon isn't even vaguely vehicle-shaped |
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over a year ago
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Geiger counters don't register atomic Kitten |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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They might Be Giants...weren't |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
A guy called Floyd never had anything coloured let aline Pink! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Smokey Robinson isn't flammable |
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over a year ago
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Motley Crue.... actually, never mind. |
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By *ssey2015Man
over a year ago
Leamington Spa |
can't be a decent thread without the mention of the stone roses. |
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over a year ago
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Cliff Richard isn't only seen in coastal areas |
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Prefab Sprout developed organically |
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Hawkwind don't smell of bird farts |
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over a year ago
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Dire Straits are quite comfortably off, thank you. |
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Johnny Cash always paid by card. |
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Placebo’s music is so addictive, I am now in rehab. |
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over a year ago
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Aqua aren't mainly water...oh, hang on... |
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Was cilla black
Was Barry white
It sure makes Stevie wonder |
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Fleetwood Mac aren't from Fleetwood...
Dr Feelgood, doesn't...
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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The Carpenters were shit at woodwork |
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Stone Roses cannot be found at a garden centre. |
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the Velvet Underground can be seen on street corners sleeping rough. |
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the New Order Album continues to be out of stock. |
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UB40’s career is in the Doledrums. |
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the Doves record collection I put into auction only wiped it's face. It didn't matter though as I had washed my hands of them. |
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Men Without Hats must of had their thinking caps on to come up with a name like that. |
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Men At Work were formed by a group of friends lounging around all day. |
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"I don't think Fine Young Cannibals ever ate anyone and i doubt U2 were all inclusive.
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Rumour has it that Bono has found what he was looking for and it was an offshore bank account in the canary islands |
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the Magic Numbers do not go to the Bingo. |
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U2 have hardly made a name for themselves. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Smokey Robinson isn't flammable"
His band weren't Jesus either |
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the Smiths were never going to be a household name being called that. |
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Yes are really very disagreeable |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Martin Gaye was straight |
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the Human League .. was not a Football Division where fully grown Men could be found behaving in a respectable sporting manner, not fouling each other nor diving, and being courteous and accepting of the referee at all times. |
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"Slade never did Porridge."
Subtle! Nice one |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
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Kid kreole actually found out he had a severe nut allergy while his wife was in labour with Annie! |
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Thomas Dolby doesn't do noise reduction |
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the Stereophonics sound was pretty Tinny. |
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Jake Burns had carpal tunnel surgery so his pinkie is totally flexible. |
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DL is Costello’s aim was never true....he wore quite thick glasses and couldn’t hit the side of a barn! |
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"DL is Costello’s aim was never true....he wore quite thick glasses and couldn’t hit the side of a barn!"
He's been seen in Chelsea too. |
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"DL is Costello’s aim was never true....he wore quite thick glasses and couldn’t hit the side of a barn!
He's been seen in Chelsea too. "
Yeah,and Olivers Army were supposed to be here to stay but you never see them around anymore ,do you? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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The Housemartins didn't have feathers and couldn't fly, and their bassist Norman Cook was neither fat nor a boy!! |
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The Beatles were men, not dyslexic insects... |
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Sigue sigue sputnik weren't Russian or involved in the space program... |
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The Thompson Twins couldn't couldn't count and weren't even related. |
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Lisa lashes, use to be a man |
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"I don't think Fine Young Cannibals ever ate anyone and i doubt U2 were all inclusive.
Also I'm pretty sure Will Smith would of refused to work as a metal fabricator." will smiths MIG welding was top notch |
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The Smashing Pumpkins loved Halloween. |
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"Lisa lashes, use to be a man"
Fake news! |
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With an average age of 43, Spice Girls are somewhat misnamed, especially Baby Spice. |
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the 13th Floor Elevators career did not start in the basement, nor did it reach the top.They had no interest in being social climbers either. |
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Iron maiden were not ferrous nor feminine |
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Spandau Ballet were not classical dancers |
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"Posh Spice was not upper class in the slightest.
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And still isn't |
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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago
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Spandau Ballet were not all 'hung' |
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White Stripes with no alternating colours were just a blank canvas |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Wham! Were not painted by Roy Liechtenstein |
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Tricky is actually relatively easy. |
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I saw Neil Young, once. He was old as balls. |
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The Cocteau Twins did NOT have male reproductive organs on their feet. |
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Iggy pop wasn't really bored, he actually had a lot to do that day |
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Pete Burns is completely incombustible |
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Dizzee Rascal is remarkably resilient to vertigo. |
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James Last...No he didn't. |
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"Spandau Ballet were not all 'hung' "
Ohhh did you check them all out?? |
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Chuck Berry was very enthusiatic about making jams, chutneys and preserves. He never threw away fruit in his life. |
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