Xmas sex

By *ranimallxl5 OP Man over a year ago

Winchester

Is it ok to fuck or wank on baby Jesus birthday?

No white Xmas for me..save it for boxing day..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best way to celebrate is to have sex, after all Jesus want human race to grow in this earth... So let's all have sex and increase the joy.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to read the bible pretty carefully but I'm sure sex on Jesus birthday is encouraged

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if Jesus gets pissed off having his birthday on christmas day. My friend does cos she keeps getting joint presents

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Considering his mum was a virgin I would think sex would be frowned upon

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if Jesus gets pissed off having his birthday on christmas day. My friend does cos she keeps getting joint presents

Beef and ?

By *arnsleycouple7683Couple over a year ago

Barnsley

He wasn't even actually born in December so I'm pretty sure it's fine

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it ok to fuck or wank on baby Jesus birthday?

No white Xmas for me..save it for boxing day.."

Your alright as long as you turn your nativity display to face the wall.

*It's in the disclaimer in the back of the bible.....I think.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jokes about other religions are also available (*but largely avoided

)

It’s ok I’m an atheist so not offended. But I do wonder if people would openly jest about any of the other mainstream religions in case of offence!