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By (user no longer on site)
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" Stop being a bah humbug.
Make a festive gesture or offer to the person above in the spirit of Christmas....what will it be?
" Come in pet , have a glass of JD over ice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m going to sprinkle Oliver above with a liberal helping of the Christmas spirit! "
Typical noob jumping over the person above
I’ll give him a book of Fab tips |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m going to sprinkle Oliver above with a liberal helping of the Christmas spirit!
Typical noob jumping over the person above
I’ll give him a book of Fab tips"
Pot, kettle, black! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"I’m going to sprinkle Oliver above with a liberal helping of the Christmas spirit!
Typical noob jumping over the person above
I’ll give him a book of Fab tips
Pot, kettle, black! "
I'll bake you a Christmas cake |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m going to sprinkle Oliver above with a liberal helping of the Christmas spirit!
Typical noob jumping over the person above
I’ll give him a book of Fab tips
Pot, kettle, black! "
A pair of pants and a Reindeer headband |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m going to sprinkle Oliver above with a liberal helping of the Christmas spirit!
Typical noob jumping over the person above
I’ll give him a book of Fab tips
Pot, kettle, black! "
Your pot and your kettle is black?! Who needs the christmas spirit now eh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Stop being a bah humbug.
Make a festive gesture or offer to the person above in the spirit of Christmas....what will it be?
" A very Merry Christmas to you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was behind a little old lady in the check out in Waitrose today.
She took an age to pack her groceries and when it come to pay the £65:67 bill she couldn’t find for purse. We checked her bags and looked high and low but couldn’t find the purse.
There was only one thing that I could do....................yes I helped her put it all back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well I'm keeping my JD to myself now since I always get by passed in these kind of threads, if anyone wants me i'll be crying into my figgy pudding "
Cake!! And lots of it!! As I inadvertently missed you last time you can have a double portion!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I see this is going well a pair of knickers...christmasy because they're carols. Ole ones the best
Are you trying to say I’m old? "
A really long tube of jaffa cakes |
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"I see this is going well a pair of knickers...christmasy because they're carols. Ole ones the best
Are you trying to say I’m old? "
You’re not quite getting the idea dear?
I’ll get you some chocolate balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I see this is going well a pair of knickers...christmasy because they're carols. Ole ones the best
Are you trying to say I’m old?
You’re not quite getting the idea dear?
I’ll get you some chocolate balls"
A big chocolate cake, filled with chocolate ganache x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I see this is going well a pair of knickers...christmasy because they're carols. Ole ones the best
Are you trying to say I’m old?
You’re not quite getting the idea dear?
I’ll get you some chocolate balls
A big chocolate cake, filled with chocolate ganache x " A festive pair of candy cane striped stockings  |
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"I see this is going well a pair of knickers...christmasy because they're carols. Ole ones the best
Are you trying to say I’m old?
You’re not quite getting the idea dear?
I’ll get you some chocolate balls"
This is why I don’t do these threads I can’t keep on task, you know I get distracted  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I see this is going well a pair of knickers...christmasy because they're carols. Ole ones the best
Are you trying to say I’m old? "
Better than old knickers...though some perve will have them
Ahh mustn't miss the person above....a cheap plastic magnifying glass from a cracker...yes your knob really is that small  |
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