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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Everyone knows Santa only gives presents to good boys and girls, and I have a feeling lots of you on here have been VERY naughty this year!
So what’s the naughtiest sexual thing you’ve done in 2017 and will Santa bypass your house because of it?
I’m a good boy so definitely getting presents, but might have had some naughty thoughts about Rachel Riley during my ‘me time’
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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago
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Just read a naughty joke 
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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"Everyone knows Santa only gives presents to good boys and girls, and I have a feeling lots of you on here have been VERY naughty this year!
So what’s the naughtiest sexual thing you’ve done in 2017 and will Santa bypass your house because of it?
I’m a good boy so definitely getting presents, but might have had some naughty thoughts about Rachel Riley during my ‘me time’
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‘Me time’ = Epic wank?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hoping he might still slip me a little something 
Yes, you’ll definitely have a full sack unloaded for you this year 
I'll clear the chimney "
I'd rather you just left the front door on the latch. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Santa could give me a good spanking as I've been a very naughty girl, then I will give him his present, but he might be a bit old for that lol"
You’ll definitely make him go ‘ho ho ho!’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Santa could give me a good spanking as I've been a very naughty girl, then I will give him his present, but he might be a bit old for that lol"
*Hastily grabs the Santa outfit*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hoping he might still slip me a little something
Yes, you’ll definitely have a full sack unloaded for you this year
I'll clear the chimney "
Looking for a chimney sweep |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Everyone knows Santa only gives presents to good boys and girls, and I have a feeling lots of you on here have been VERY naughty this year!
So what’s the naughtiest sexual thing you’ve done in 2017 and will Santa bypass your house because of it?
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Not dun any naughty sexual thing this year or for the larst 30 years for that matter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Argos delivery man
Amazon delivery man
Post office delivery man
Dpd delivery man
You dp'd the delivery man 
Reward for a good service "
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