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The Strictly No Dancing and No Fecking and No Ice Dancing but a Special Parmo Thread #37
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh "
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK get in I'm about to serve it up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......"
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet "
Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet
Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat " sticks a potty on sammis head there you go  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet " errr title says no fecking and your doing it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet errr title says no fecking and your doing it"
Whoops I fecked that title up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet
Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat sticks a potty on sammis head there you go "
Thank you. That'll serve two purposes  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet
Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat sticks a potty on sammis head there you go
Thank you. That'll serve two purposes " that what i thoughted |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right get your gnashers into that
Teessides finest nosh
Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......
Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet
Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat sticks a potty on sammis head there you go
Thank you. That'll serve two purposes that what i thoughted"
You thoughted well, Voddy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You want a hotshot parmo _oddy? |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?" ooooo yes please
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling
Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?
Nah these are free range not silicone ffs
Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher? "
Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling
Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?
Nah these are free range not silicone ffs
Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?
Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs "
Wot you been doing?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?ooooo yes please"
There you go...chillies peppers a chorizo on top of cheese  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?ooooo yes please
There you go...chillies peppers a chorizo on top of cheese "
She'll be trumping all night!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling
Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?
Nah these are free range not silicone ffs
Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?
Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs
Wot you been doing? "
Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?ooooo yes please
There you go...chillies peppers a chorizo on top of cheese
She'll be trumping all night! "
I pinched some of her chilli poeder  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Keep one for babs forbbrekjie...she's buggered off to bed ffs  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling
Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?
Nah these are free range not silicone ffs
Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?
Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs
Wot you been doing?
Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs "
No Tuesday's her night off coz she normally goes to bingo  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Keep one for babs forbbrekjie...she's buggered off to bed ffs "
Tut...lightweight.  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling
Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?
Nah these are free range not silicone ffs
Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?
Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs
Wot you been doing?
Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs
No Tuesday's her night off coz she normally goes to bingo " looking down ur top id say it was a full house  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling
Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?
Nah these are free range not silicone ffs
Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?
Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs
Wot you been doing?
Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs
No Tuesday's her night off coz she normally goes to bingo looking down ur top id say it was a full house "
I keep my dabbers down there!  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Right, gonna bid you both a good night. Thank you Mistress for the food, it was delicious. Thank you for doing the shopping, Voddy.na night. W
Mwahxx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Right, gonna bid you both a good night. Thank you Mistress for the food, it was delicious. Thank you for doing the shopping, Voddy.na night. W
Mwahxx" nighty night flower xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair "
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose! "
It's a fecker to get out  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out "
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds "
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though "
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up "
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs " and ive put a big frcken lock on it too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too "
I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too
I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith "
Haha...where are you Dash?....
So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too
I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith
Haha...where are you Dash?....
So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers. "
Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too
I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith
Haha...where are you Dash?....
So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.
Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up?"
Mistress says you are a locksmith, Voddy has put a lock on her fridge, with all the leftovers from last nights supper in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too
I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith
Haha...where are you Dash?....
So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.
Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up?
Mistress says you are a locksmith, Voddy has put a lock on her fridge, with all the leftovers from last nights supper in. "
Hes lying and _oddy is greedy....sorted  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair
Me too, in my ears and up my nose!
It's a fecker to get out
Managed it now, with a few cotton buds
Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though
Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up
Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too
I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith
Haha...where are you Dash?....
So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.
Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up?
Mistress says you are a locksmith, Voddy has put a lock on her fridge, with all the leftovers from last nights supper in.
Hes lying and _oddy is greedy....sorted "
Can't trust anything they say
I thought Voddy might be a greedy girl!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Just saying hello to keep this thread going Soon be Christmas, bah humbug!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just saying hello to keep this thread going Soon be Christmas, bah humbug! "
Cheers _amiss your a gem
Normal service will resume shortly
Oh and btw dash...your a t**t  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Hello you guys. You’ve gone quiet ... have you been on the sherry again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. " you'd better get round Mistress to make you one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. "
280 miles away...jeez your just out off my delivery range.
But you can pick it up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one"
She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one
She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up "
I had to re-read that comment |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one
She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up " yours is good though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The inlaws are Smoggies. The only reason I visit is for a parmo. I’m on my way! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one
She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up
I had to re-read that comment "
Twas meant to be  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one
She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up yours is good though "
Shush....I'll have em all coming for one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The inlaws are Smoggies. The only reason I visit is for a parmo. I’m on my way! "
Ok I'm knocking the white sauce up as we speak  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Where's my instant coffee?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee? "
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do "
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!..... "
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful "
It's so much more.....instant.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant..... "
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs "
Must be more washing up though!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though! "
My machine self cleans  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans "
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one! "
Cats bum!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!
Cats bum! "
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over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!
Cats bum!
Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse "
They do lick them though!  |
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over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!
Cats bum!
Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse
They do lick them though! "
Urg the dirty little feckers eh  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!
Cats bum!
Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse
They do lick them though!
Urg the dirty little feckers eh "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!
Cats bum!
Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse
They do lick them though!
Urg the dirty little feckers eh
I know...who would want to lick a bum?.....blurgh! "
Yeah if you put it that way....but I know I wouldn't want to lick mine even if I fecking could....it's also a hazard on a 69 some times when you get a bad whiff  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Where's my instant coffee?
Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do
Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....
It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful
It's so much more.....instant.....
The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs
Must be more washing up though!
My machine self cleans
Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!
Cats bum!
Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse
They do lick them though!
Urg the dirty little feckers eh
I know...who would want to lick a bum?.....blurgh!
Yeah if you put it that way....but I know I wouldn't want to lick mine even if I fecking could....it's also a hazard on a 69 some times when you get a bad whiff "
Hahaha Especially if they do a bottom burp!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here.... "
Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo!  |
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over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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In taxi coming home heard a song that my dad used to love by the tremeloes |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"Good morning twirlies
Good morning play
Morning all "
Good morning _abs...did you get the gas sorted yesterday? |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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Morning ladies and mistress xxx |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"Morning ladies and mistress xxx"
You saying I'm not a lady?  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Morning ladies and mistress xxx
You saying I'm not a lady? " when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that |
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over a year ago
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"Morning ladies and mistress xxx
You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that"
Fecker...I was going to say pissy knickers
But she don't wear em  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Morning ladies and mistress xxx
You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that"
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Baby, it's cold outside!  |
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over a year ago
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"Morning ladies and mistress xxx
You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that
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So she's telling fecking porkies again  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Morning ladies and mistress xxx
You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that
So she's telling fecking porkies again "
Yes  |
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over a year ago
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"Baby, it's cold outside! "
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay "
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!  |
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over a year ago
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"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway! "
Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!
Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it "
Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!  |
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over a year ago
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"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!
Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it
Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many! "
So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!
Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it
Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!
So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat "
Lucky ass! Cats bum  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!
Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it
Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!
So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat " thought you cut up newspaper and hung on a nail so you had something to read whilst in there and do the crossword  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!
Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it
Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!
So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat thought you cut up newspaper and hung on a nail so you had something to read whilst in there and do the crossword "
Sudoko _oddy...get it fecking right woman  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Baby, it's cold outside!
I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay
Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!
Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it
Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!
So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat
Lucky ass! Cats bum mines just cleaned his "
Lovely....  |
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over a year ago
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Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut"
They’re slacking!  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking! "
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut"
Oi Dash...where you bin?...  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking! "
Hey Babs  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
Oi Dash...where you bin?... "
Working,and just about to start shift no.2 |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut"
Reading my in box ffs dash |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking! "
Latte babs?  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
Reading my in box ffs dash"
Iv read it? Wtf you on about |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Latte babs? "
Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
Reading my in box ffs dash"
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me"
Temporary loss of judgement eh  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
Reading my in box ffs dash
Iv read it? Wtf you on about"
She means she's been reading her messages in her in box  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh "
I think she has forgot she blocked me |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
Oi Dash...where you bin?...
Working,and just about to start shift no.2"
How do you have the time to get ratted? |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
Reading my in box ffs dash
Iv read it? Wtf you on about"
Was reading mine ffs |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Latte babs?
Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please "
Only got a drop of vanilla to flavour it though  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me"
We done mention them things in polite company |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me"
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Latte babs?
Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please
Only got a drop of vanilla to flavour it though "
Thank you. You do look after me in here don’t get this treatment on the other one  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum "
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash? |
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over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum "
Do excactly as you please its your prerogative.....i had to google that word to spell it |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Latte babs?
Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please
Only got a drop of vanilla to flavour it though
Thank you. You do look after me in here don’t get this treatment on the other one "
Aw they only have tesco basic teabags in there  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Do excactly as you please its your prerogative.....i had to google that word to spell it"
Excellent. I don’t have a problem if you don’t  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?"
We’re all good now Mistress  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Do excactly as you please its your prerogative.....i had to google that word to spell it
Excellent. I don’t have a problem if you don’t "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake "
Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake!  |
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over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress "
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! " Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake "
Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out "
Don't mention the 'W' word, makes me break out in a cold sweat!  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out " oh shite I let the kids down rd have them |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs "
Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out oh shite I let the kids down rd have them"
Haha! Are they riding the donkeys?  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs
Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! " don't worry we have 2 cakes a lemon dribble and a Vicki sponge |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here"
Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out oh shite I let the kids down rd have them
Haha! Are they riding the donkeys? " yep Karlof and stella are having a whale of a time and I'm charging for rides  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here
Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation " aslong as it's only a finger that's erect  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here
Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation aslong as it's only a finger that's erect "
well it is a bit chilly  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right ladies...and dash..got to go and fight the traffic on the A19.
See you all later x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs
Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! "
Im to bloody busy to eat cake!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right ladies...and dash..got to go and fight the traffic on the A19.
See you all later x"
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs
Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! don't worry we have 2 cakes a lemon dribble and a Vicki sponge"
Mmmm....nom nom!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here
Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation "
How posh  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out oh shite I let the kids down rd have them
Haha! Are they riding the donkeys? yep Karlof and stella are having a whale of a time and I'm charging for rides "
Haha, no wonder you've got plenty of dosh for cake!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right ladies...and dash..got to go and fight the traffic on the A19.
See you all later x"
See you later, drive carefully!  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs
Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! don't worry we have 2 cakes a lemon dribble and a Vicki sponge"
Lemon dribble ... who could refuse? |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention"
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble.....  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention"
I have done but not this series |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble..... " don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win"
Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win"
I like the man too, but I also like your friend  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win
Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke " yes babs she's still in fingers crossed |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win
Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke yes babs she's still in fingers crossed"
And who else? I’m not going to get Mistress telling me off for asking am I?  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win
Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke yes babs she's still in fingers crossed
And who else? I’m not going to get Mistress telling me off for asking am I? "
She won't be pleased with us, maybe we can get to the next thread without her noticing our conversation I'm presuming Voddy means Debbie McGee  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out
Don't mention the 'W' word, makes me break out in a cold sweat! "
They keep your bum warm this time of the year though  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention
Ssshh...... .....you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win
Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke yes babs she's still in fingers crossed
And who else? I’m not going to get Mistress telling me off for asking am I?
She won't be pleased with us, maybe we can get to the next thread without her noticing our conversation I'm presuming Voddy means Debbie McGee "
LOOK OUT! Hides behind the settee.  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut
They’re slacking!
Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me
Temporary loss of judgement eh
I think she has forgot she blocked me
I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today
I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.
Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum
Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?
We’re all good now Mistress
Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out
Don't mention the 'W' word, makes me break out in a cold sweat!
They keep your bum warm this time of the year though "
Makes it red though!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake
Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here"
I'll take em through to the next thread...who's doing it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any one? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
I'll do next one, if you like  |
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