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The Strictly No Dancing and No Fecking and No Ice Dancing but a Special Parmo Thread #37

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh "

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

OK get in I'm about to serve it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......"

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet "

Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet

Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat "

sticks a potty on sammis head there you go

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet "

errr title says no fecking and your doing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet errr title says no fecking and your doing it"

Whoops I fecked that title up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet

Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat sticks a potty on sammis head there you go "

Thank you. That'll serve two purposes

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling "

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet

Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat sticks a potty on sammis head there you go

Thank you. That'll serve two purposes "

that what i thoughted

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right get your gnashers into that

Teessides finest nosh

Looks gorgeous....need a wee before I start......

Don't forget to wash your fecking hands....and stamp your feet

Ooh...that's better.... Where's my cracker, I want to wear a hat sticks a potty on sammis head there you go

Thank you. That'll serve two purposes that what i thoughted"

You thoughted well, Voddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere? "

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs "

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?"
ooooo yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher? "

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs "

errrr i cant sit down

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs "

Wot you been doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?ooooo yes please"

There you go...chillies peppers a chorizo on top of cheese

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs errrr i cant sit down"

Wot YOU been doing?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?ooooo yes please

There you go...chillies peppers a chorizo on top of cheese "

She'll be trumping all night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs

Wot you been doing? "

Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You want a hotshot parmo _oddy?ooooo yes please

There you go...chillies peppers a chorizo on top of cheese

She'll be trumping all night! "

I pinched some of her chilli poeder

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Keep one for babs forbbrekjie...she's buggered off to bed ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs

Wot you been doing?

Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs "

No Tuesday's her night off coz she normally goes to bingo

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Keep one for babs forbbrekjie...she's buggered off to bed ffs "

Tut...lightweight.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs errrr i cant sit down

Wot YOU been doing? "

it was fecking dash he was like a animal at me

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs

Wot you been doing?

Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs

No Tuesday's her night off coz she normally goes to bingo "

looking down ur top id say it was a full house

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs errrr i cant sit down

Wot YOU been doing? it was fecking dash he was like a animal at me "

Bloody Norah! Do you need some cream for it?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs

Wot you been doing?

Slaving at the fecking stove...thought that was cinders who done that...not the fairy god mother ffs

No Tuesday's her night off coz she normally goes to bingo looking down ur top id say it was a full house "

I keep my dabbers down there!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs errrr i cant sit down

Wot YOU been doing? it was fecking dash he was like a animal at me

Bloody Norah! Do you need some cream for it? "

he said he had some cream for me

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right there you go _amiss see what you think of that fecker...cheese is still bubbling

Wow, that is something else! Did you find those chicken fillets that you normally stuff in your brassiere?

Nah these are free range not silicone ffs

Well it's delish, thank you for cooking. Shall I load the dishwasher?

Hang fire yer greedy gannet me and _oddy haven't even sat down yet ffs errrr i cant sit down

Wot YOU been doing? it was fecking dash he was like a animal at me

Bloody Norah! Do you need some cream for it? he said he had some cream for me "

You never learn, Voddy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Right, gonna bid you both a good night. Thank you Mistress for the food, it was delicious. Thank you for doing the shopping, Voddy.na night. W

Mwahxx

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Right, gonna bid you both a good night. Thank you Mistress for the food, it was delicious. Thank you for doing the shopping, Voddy.na night. W

Mwahxx"

nighty night flower xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair "

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose! "

It's a fecker to get out

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out "

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds "

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though "

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up "

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs "

and ive put a big frcken lock on it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too "

I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too

I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith "

Haha...where are you Dash?....

So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too

I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith

Haha...where are you Dash?....

So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers. "

Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too

I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith

Haha...where are you Dash?....

So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.

Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up?"

Mistress says you are a locksmith, Voddy has put a lock on her fridge, with all the leftovers from last nights supper in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too

I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith

Haha...where are you Dash?....

So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.

Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up?

Mistress says you are a locksmith, Voddy has put a lock on her fridge, with all the leftovers from last nights supper in. "

Hes lying and _oddy is greedy....sorted

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aw ffs ...woke up with fecking cheese all over my hair

Me too, in my ears and up my nose!

It's a fecker to get out

Managed it now, with a few cotton buds

Thank feck _oddy done the Wasing up....she fecked off with all the leftovers though

Bugger, has she taken them into that other thread, they're just all waking up

Yeah I had to tell play it was in the fridge....but it's _oddys fecking fridge ffs and ive put a big frcken lock on it too

I'll get dash....he's a fecking locksmith

Haha...where are you Dash?....

So just got back from taking my little sister to have a tooth extraction. Had to go in the surgery with her, bless her. Left her dosed up on painkillers.

Sorry iv just been in the bad grammar thread talking bollox,whats up?

Mistress says you are a locksmith, Voddy has put a lock on her fridge, with all the leftovers from last nights supper in.

Hes lying and _oddy is greedy....sorted "

Can't trust anything they say

I thought Voddy might be a greedy girl!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Just saying hello to keep this thread going Soon be Christmas, bah humbug!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just saying hello to keep this thread going Soon be Christmas, bah humbug! "

Cheers _amiss your a gem

Normal service will resume shortly

Oh and btw dash...your a t**t

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Hello you guys. You’ve gone quiet ... have you been on the sherry again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville.

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. "
you'd better get round Mistress to make you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello you guys. You’ve gone quiet ... have you been on the sherry again? "

Cooking sherry aha...I'll add that to my parmo recipe babs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. "

280 miles away...jeez your just out off my delivery range.

But you can pick it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one"

She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one

She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up "

I had to re-read that comment

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one

She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up "

yours is good though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The inlaws are Smoggies. The only reason I visit is for a parmo. I’m on my way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one

She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up

I had to re-read that comment "

Twas meant to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was told I’d get a parmo in here? Can’t get one for love nor money in Shitsville. you'd better get round Mistress to make you one

She's closer to you _oddy...cant you knock her one up yours is good though "

Shush....I'll have em all coming for one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The inlaws are Smoggies. The only reason I visit is for a parmo. I’m on my way! "

Ok I'm knocking the white sauce up as we speak

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Where's my instant coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's my instant coffee? "

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do "

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!..... "

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful "

It's so much more.....instant.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant..... "

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs "

Must be more washing up though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though! "

My machine self cleans

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans "

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one! "

Cats bum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!

Cats bum! "

Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!

Cats bum!

Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse "

They do lick them though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!

Cats bum!

Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse

They do lick them though! "

Urg the dirty little feckers eh

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!

Cats bum!

Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse

They do lick them though!

Urg the dirty little feckers eh "

I know...who would want to lick a bum?.....blurgh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!

Cats bum!

Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse

They do lick them though!

Urg the dirty little feckers eh

I know...who would want to lick a bum?.....blurgh! "

Yeah if you put it that way....but I know I wouldn't want to lick mine even if I fecking could....it's also a hazard on a 69 some times when you get a bad whiff

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my instant coffee?

Only got the tesco 50p jar in..will that do

Yep, love it...it does make me burp though!.....

It tastes the same as nescafe to me....bloody awful

It's so much more.....instant.....

The time it takes the kettle to boil...you could have made a real coffee ffs

Must be more washing up though!

My machine self cleans

Ooh, that's handy...we should all have a self clean one!

Cats bum!

Them cat's do....never ever seen one wipe it's arse

They do lick them though!

Urg the dirty little feckers eh

I know...who would want to lick a bum?.....blurgh!

Yeah if you put it that way....but I know I wouldn't want to lick mine even if I fecking could....it's also a hazard on a 69 some times when you get a bad whiff "

Hahaha Especially if they do a bottom burp!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here.... "

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! "

.phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella "

what cat in the chemists

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

In taxi coming home heard a song that my dad used to love by the tremeloes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella what cat in the chemists "

Lloyds

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella what cat in the chemists

Lloyds "

Puss in boots boomboom

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella what cat in the chemists

Lloyds Puss in boots boomboom"

The old ones are best _oddy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella what cat in the chemists

Lloyds Puss in boots boomboom

The old ones are best _oddy "

aye just look at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella what cat in the chemists

Lloyds Puss in boots boomboom

The old ones are best _oddy aye just look at you "

I'm hoping there's a compliment in there somewhere

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman  over a year ago

your imagination

Good morning twirlies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning twirlies "

Good morning play

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Good morning twirlies

Good morning play "

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning twirlies

Good morning play

Morning all "

Good morning _abs...did you get the gas sorted yesterday?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning ladies and mistress xxx

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella what cat in the chemists

Lloyds Puss in boots boomboom

The old ones are best _oddy aye just look at you

I'm hoping there's a compliment in there somewhere "

if you look you will see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning ladies and mistress xxx"

You saying I'm not a lady?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hold up Mistress...need a fast wee...laughing too much here....

Whoa...that was a close shave...nearly tripped over my fluffy slippers, getting to the loo! .phew that was close nearly a mix up with pissing boots and Cinderella what cat in the chemists

Lloyds Puss in boots boomboom

The old ones are best _oddy aye just look at you

I'm hoping there's a compliment in there somewhere if you look you will see it "

Awwwww just looked again thank you

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning ladies and mistress xxx

You saying I'm not a lady? "

when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning ladies and mistress xxx

You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that"

Fecker...I was going to say pissy knickers

But she don't wear em

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies and mistress xxx

You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that"

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Baby, it's cold outside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning ladies and mistress xxx

You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that

"

So she's telling fecking porkies again

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies and mistress xxx

You saying I'm not a lady? when ur not fecking you are a lady then you forget and well lmao samis told me to say that

So she's telling fecking porkies again "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Baby, it's cold outside! "

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay "

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway! "

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it "

Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it

Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many! "

So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it

Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!

So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat "

Lucky ass! Cats bum

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it

Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!

So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat "

thought you cut up newspaper and hung on a nail so you had something to read whilst in there and do the crossword

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it

Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!

So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat

Lucky ass! Cats bum "

mines just cleaned his

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it

Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!

So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat thought you cut up newspaper and hung on a nail so you had something to read whilst in there and do the crossword "

Sudoko _oddy...get it fecking right woman

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Baby, it's cold outside!

I've got the thermostat set at 25 in here today....keep the chills at bay

Good idea, better in than out....today! That's what hubby told me, anyway!

Whist on that subject...I picked up some bog rolls in tesco yesterday 9 rolls down from £6.50 to £1.34....cant rambert the name but it had 4D on it

Gosh, they sound like posh ones. I buy the cheap ones, coz I get through so many!

So do I normally...but they didn't have there own brand 6 for a quid on...luckily spotted these and got 2 packs...my ass is in for a treat

Lucky ass! Cats bum mines just cleaned his "

Lovely....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut"

They’re slacking!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking! "

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut"

Oi Dash...where you bin?...

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking! "

Hey Babs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

Oi Dash...where you bin?... "

Working,and just about to start shift no.2

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut"

Reading my in box ffs dash

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking! "

Latte babs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

Reading my in box ffs dash"

Iv read it? Wtf you on about

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Latte babs? "

Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

Reading my in box ffs dash"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me"

Temporary loss of judgement eh

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

Reading my in box ffs dash

Iv read it? Wtf you on about"

She means she's been reading her messages in her in box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh "

I think she has forgot she blocked me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

Oi Dash...where you bin?...

Working,and just about to start shift no.2"

How do you have the time to get ratted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

Reading my in box ffs dash

Iv read it? Wtf you on about"

Was reading mine ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Latte babs?

Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please "

Only got a drop of vanilla to flavour it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me"

We done mention them things in polite company

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me"

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Latte babs?

Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please

Only got a drop of vanilla to flavour it though "

Thank you. You do look after me in here don’t get this treatment on the other one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum "

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/12/17 16:16:29]

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum "

Do excactly as you please its your prerogative.....i had to google that word to spell it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Latte babs?

Bless ya ... you’re a star, yes please

Only got a drop of vanilla to flavour it though

Thank you. You do look after me in here don’t get this treatment on the other one "

Aw they only have tesco basic teabags in there

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Do excactly as you please its your prerogative.....i had to google that word to spell it"

Excellent. I don’t have a problem if you don’t

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?"

We’re all good now Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Do excactly as you please its your prerogative.....i had to google that word to spell it

Excellent. I don’t have a problem if you don’t "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake "

Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress "

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! "

Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake "

Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out "

Don't mention the 'W' word, makes me break out in a cold sweat!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out "

oh shite I let the kids down rd have them

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs "

Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out oh shite I let the kids down rd have them"

Haha! Are they riding the donkeys?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs

Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! "

don't worry we have 2 cakes a lemon dribble and a Vicki sponge

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here"

Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out oh shite I let the kids down rd have them

Haha! Are they riding the donkeys? "

yep Karlof and stella are having a whale of a time and I'm charging for rides

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here

Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation "

aslong as it's only a finger that's erect

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here

Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation aslong as it's only a finger that's erect "

well it is a bit chilly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right ladies...and dash..got to go and fight the traffic on the A19.

See you all later x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs

Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! "

Im to bloody busy to eat cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right ladies...and dash..got to go and fight the traffic on the A19.

See you all later x"

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs

Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! don't worry we have 2 cakes a lemon dribble and a Vicki sponge"

Mmmm....nom nom!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here

Aww doilies and fine China ... little finger is erect in anticipation "

How posh

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out oh shite I let the kids down rd have them

Haha! Are they riding the donkeys? yep Karlof and stella are having a whale of a time and I'm charging for rides "

Haha, no wonder you've got plenty of dosh for cake!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right ladies...and dash..got to go and fight the traffic on the A19.

See you all later x"

See you later, drive carefully!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Feck dash has took my fecking slice to his second shift ffs

Naughty Dash...I'm sure he didn't mean to! don't worry we have 2 cakes a lemon dribble and a Vicki sponge"

Lemon dribble ... who could refuse?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention"

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble.....

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention"

I have done but not this series

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble..... "

don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win"

Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win"

I like the man too, but I also like your friend

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win

Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke "

yes babs she's still in fingers crossed

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win

Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke yes babs she's still in fingers crossed"

And who else? I’m not going to get Mistress telling me off for asking am I?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win

Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke yes babs she's still in fingers crossed

And who else? I’m not going to get Mistress telling me off for asking am I? "

She won't be pleased with us, maybe we can get to the next thread without her noticing our conversation I'm presuming Voddy means Debbie McGee

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out

Don't mention the 'W' word, makes me break out in a cold sweat! "

They keep your bum warm this time of the year though

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Babs do you watch the show were not allowed to mention

Ssshh...........you'll get in trouble..... don't care don't want that cow to win I want my friend to win

Who and who? I don’t know who is left it in? Is one is Alexandra Burke yes babs she's still in fingers crossed

And who else? I’m not going to get Mistress telling me off for asking am I?

She won't be pleased with us, maybe we can get to the next thread without her noticing our conversation I'm presuming Voddy means Debbie McGee "

LOOK OUT! Hides behind the settee.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi ! Where you all gone? Tut

They’re slacking!

Oh hello,i didnt think you were interacting with me

Temporary loss of judgement eh

I think she has forgot she blocked me

I haven’t forgotten that I blocked you at all. My goodness though, there’s a lot of feistiness in these forums today

I blocked you because you called me a liar on a thread once. Yes I can remember what the thread was about and what your comment was. It was unnecessary and rude. I’m not a child and I don’t hold grudges so I can be adult about it and move on. However, there is no point in you being able to contact me personally, hence the block, because you were offensive. If you would prefer, I shall ensure that I don’t comment on anything again that you’ve posted. No issue, just let me know. On here obviously because you are one of the very few I have ever blocked.

Now I’m surprised I’ve typed that because I’m completely non confrontational however you have raised it on a public forum

Phew get that latte down you _abs....I think dash will be OK with that...won't you dash?

We’re all good now Mistress

Aw that's good....I didn't want to have to get my whips out

Don't mention the 'W' word, makes me break out in a cold sweat!

They keep your bum warm this time of the year though "

Makes it red though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good afternoon ladies xxx passes round the cake

Afternoon lovely lady! Ooh, lovely cake! Mistress get the china the set out and the doilies and cake forks let's have a bit of decorum here"

I'll take em through to the next thread...who's doing it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Any one?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

I'll do next one, if you like

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